10/19/05 G Manifesto tip of the week: Manifesto Destiny: The Gentleman’s Club
Manifesto Destiny: The Gentleman’s Club
How to Pick Up Exotic Dancers
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This Decade so far has been a compendium of bad things: Horrible Natural and Terrorist disasters, astronomical oil prices (which I have made Money from because I know how to trade commodities), a war in the Middle East with the wrong Arabs, the male race turning into whining/ complainers, people not respecting their elders, people believing that White Trash is “cool”, messy hair being fashionable, Hip Hop culture morphing into materialistic crap for suburban white kids, the corporatization of what was once hip, people protesting restaurants serving foie gras, the persecution of smoking indoors, Reality TV.
The one thing that has stayed relatively unchanged thru the decade is the value of Gentleman’s Clubs. Although they have been cracked down on a little, they are still as relevant as ever. Today’s Manifesto Tip, is Beginner Concepts to making these joints pay for themselves. And pay attention, because if you have ever been in a Gentleman’s Club and seen the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, and said to yourself: “I wonder what kind of guy that girl goes home with after she gets off work?” The answer is: I am that Guy…………………………
1. Attire. We have already covered how you want to dress in other manifesto tips. Basically the only question you should be asking yourself is: “Should I wear a tie or not?” If you roll to the Gentleman’s Club with another guy a good move is: one with tie, one without. This way you have all your bases covered. While we are on the subject, rolling solo is a good move in these places. Going with someone else should only be done if the other person has plenty of game and is an advocate of “The Life”…….Look at the flip side: Stepping into the joint with 4 buddies with Sigma PI Alumni T-Shirts on is going to get you absolutely no where. At best you will end up looking like the other 5 Jerkoffs who are already in the Club with the Beta Nu shirts on….and trust me ….they aren’t getting anywhere either……….
2. Entrance. So roll in solo or with one other person who knows what time it is. Have a good positive vibe going. No need to yell and “whoop it up”…….keep it smooth….shake the bouncers hands…..These guys can potentially ruin your “close” later on in the night…so get them on your team…grease them….if you are starting to notice some common themes with prior tips, that’s good…that means your paying attention…(Also, if your in NYC at the Penthouse Executive Club, these guys will let you go in and out of the bar to smoke cigarettes with no hassle….I mean, what’s that worth? Certainly a C-Note)
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3. The Bar. After you have made your entrance, head to the Bar. Don’t get a table or sit by the stage. Every girl will try to fleece you and you will appear to be a “mark”. Plus, that’s what every jackass does when they walk into a Gentleman’s Club. The whole idea is to separate yourself from the Status Quo. News just in….The Status Quo does not end up going home with Exotic Dancers……Also, no lap dances…..for the same reason. Getting the bartender on your team is also a good move…if the bartender is a beautiful girl, all the better…..she can make a great ally and give you plenty on “intel” on the joint….and she may want to kick off her heels, stretch her legs and drink a glass of Vino with you at your luxury hotel suite as well……..
4. Vernacular. Make sure you use proper “speak” in Gentleman’s Clubs. Even if an Exotic Dancer refers to herself as a “stripper”, correct her, tell her she is an “Exotic Dancer”. If she calls it a “Titty Bar”, correct her…it’s a “Gentleman’s Club” This will transcend into your whole aura and girls will view you as a man of style and taste. This again will separate you from the sheep. Obviously, you want to be the Lone Wolf, Top Predator, with Top Pedigree in this “Ecosystem”. Growing up, Irish Mobster/ Playboy, Butch O’Farrell once told me (although I don’t approve of his choice of language), “Treat the queens like whores, and treat the whores like queens.” Obviously, this is an extreme example, but Butch makes a great point here (Butch………. rest in peace).
5. Drawing Exotic Dancers in. The $1800.00 suit you have on obviously helps. So does having plenty of smokes, a Zippo, and flashing a Big Bankroll when you buy Goose and Sodas. These girls tend to notice things like these better than “Civilian” Girls. Buy the Dancers plenty of drinks…no explanation necessary. Again, no need to yell, whistle or cat call. Seem disinterested…seem bored….like seeing naked girls is really no big deal for you…. (Which for me, isn’t a big deal, in fact a topless girl is rubbing my shoulders as I write this….) either way…at least act like this is just another night for you… (which for me, it is)…….very quickly, girls will be coming up and introducing themselves to you as if you were Sherman Billingsley at the Stork Club……
6. The Rap. The key to your rap is to get the girl to lower her guard, qualify the girl, and get her interested in what you have to offer. Keep in mind the most beautiful “Pam Anderson” type girl might not be the best move….go with the best prospect that you have the best connection with… (Plus, often times you have to compete with that Oil Sheik Money for the Pam Anderson ones). Once you have found the right girl, you need to have the right answers to topics that will always come up: Your Occupation? Now is not the time to be honest and tell her you are an Accountant……or a computer Programmer….or that you’re in town for an Insurance Salesman’s Conference. Come up with something mysterious and interesting i.e.…..”I am involved in Import/ Exports based out of Miami” or “I do Leveraged Buyouts” or “I am in the Emerald Business with offices in Switzerland and Columbia” …………when I was younger, I went with: “I am a Stuntman in Hollywood…mostly Car and Motorcycle stunts with some fight scenes…you have seen “Heat” with Pacino?…right?…” The point is come up with something vague, that implies CASH, organized crime, or something dangerous or cool……just make sure the story is air tight. For instance, if you go with the Emerald business, make sure you know that “three main Emerald mining areas in Colombia are the Muzo, Coscuez and Chivor mines” just in case the girl’s dad was an Emerald Trader. Or if your a stunt man, and you drop some movies that you were in, know the names of the real stunt men in the movies from the credits and say that was your “alias”….you get the point.
Do a lot of name dropping. Tell girls that Chris Pacello of Liquid was a good friend of yours before he got sent up the river. Or how Jean-George Vongerichten is one of your business partners…..don’t be afraid to get a little Hollywood, maybe say that Andy Garcia is one of your cousins on the Spanish side…or Mickey Rourke is your 2nd cousin on your Irish side….(News just in….Exotic Dancers actually like that Hollywood crap).
Make some subtle, big plans with the girls. For instance: “I do a lot of Banking in the Bahamas……for tax reasons…..have you ever been to The Atlantis? You haven’t? ……I have a place there….we should go next time I go down there…….its so beautiful…..”
7. The Close. The art of closing is more in what leads up to the close than the actual close itself. The clichéd move is the drugs/cocaine close….although I am not an advocate, this is known to be very effective close, but is far from artistic……Asking the girl to meet you at the lobby bar in a 5-star hotel or at a great open restaurant are also very effective closes….My favorite close I am saving for another manifesto… (Hey, I told you these were going to be beginner tips……)
These tips when used correctly, are extremely effective. The only competition you will face will be from Pro-Athletes, Musicians on MTV, and Hollywood Actors. However, I can recall an evening in Ricks Cabaret in New Orleans when there was a singer from some crappy, famous band, a Superstar from the World Champion Chicago Bulls, a well-known Actor and myself all enjoying the “subdued environment” of Ricks. Although these three guys are at the top of their “respected” fields, they were all “riding the bench” when I was in the Club with them, as I came out Tops on the night……….true story….The Rest Is Up To You…….
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01/11/2005 at 1:14 am Permalink
No truer words have ever been spoken to the player. The g manifesto is to the G what the law of moses is to the Christians. I’m really impressed that you have time to put out this newsletter.
01/11/2005 at 5:19 pm Permalink
So, I happen to know a publisher….A little expansion…a few art deco photogs…few model shoots and I think you could sell it.
01/11/2005 at 5:20 pm Permalink
smooth..
01/11/2005 at 5:29 pm Permalink
Used this tip to my advantage. Went toe to toe with Dennis Rodman at a local vegas gentelman’s club and came out victorious. Still undefeated!!!!
28/03/2006 at 1:31 am Permalink
I chill at the Spearmint Rhino. And Crazy horse Two. CH2. This is great advice
03/05/2006 at 3:07 pm Permalink
i am in love with a stripper
08/07/2006 at 4:21 pm Permalink
The man speaks wisdom and volumes of it. I recall a trip to the Diamond Caberet in Denver. I was managing a large ranch at the time. The right Resistol hat, good fitting wranglers, the camel hair sport coat and the right cologne helped. But what sealed it was confidence, good grammer, tipping correctly and “being a gentleman” These idiot kids that sit at the stage drapped in their bling, flashing signs and yelling are anoying as hell. Being a man speaks volumes and being a man with class speaks even more
10/07/2006 at 2:11 pm Permalink
The man speaks wisdom and volumes of it. I recall a trip to the Diamond Caberet in Denver. I was managing a large ranch at the time. The right Resistol hat, good fitting wranglers, the camel hair sport coat and the right cologne helped. But what sealed it was confidence, good grammer, tipping correctly and “being a gentleman” These idiot kids that sit at the stage drapped in their bling, flashing signs and yelling are anoying as hell. Being a man speaks volumes and being a man with class speaks even more
31/08/2006 at 12:46 am Permalink
I like how there is an air of mystery here. I don’t agree with the lifestyle you protray but that’s you and I’m me.
Your writing is solid, a little over the top, but that’s what writing is all about. I don’t really know what to take at face value and what to throw out. But in all actuality I am apt to believe everything that you’ve put down on this manafesto. People are like lambs and are likely to do just about anything.
It’s obvious that you spend time in these clubs and have taken the time to hone your skill, my question is why? don’t you have a desire to start a serious relationship with someone who you want to grow old with instead of many relationships that go nowhere?
25/10/2006 at 3:34 pm Permalink
Smack that lyrics
Ooh! Looks like another club banger.
They better hang on.
When I throw this thang on.
Get a little drink on. They goin’ flip.
For this Akon shit. You can bank on it.
Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws.
The way she climbs up and down them poles.
Lookin’ like one of them Pretty Cat Dolls.
Tryna hold my woody back through my drawers.
Steps off stage, didn’t think I saw her.
Creeps up behind me and she’s like, you’re –
I’m like, yeah I know, let’s cut to the chase.
No time to waste. Back to my place.
Plus from the club to the crib’s like a mile away.
Or more like a palace, shall I say.
And plus I got a pal. Every gal is game.
In fact he’s the one singing the song that’s playing!
31/01/2007 at 5:57 pm Permalink
How to Pick up Topless Dancers…great stuff
06/07/2007 at 3:41 pm Permalink
the real hustlers see right through that BS… because real strippers want money and the good ones will get it!
06/07/2007 at 4:00 pm Permalink
well, thats the whole thing
27/07/2007 at 8:29 am Permalink
great article, well written and well thought out, BUT – completely wrong! sorry man, everything u suggest will only leave u getting used. i mean, whats the point of getting with a stripper if u gotta dish out alot of money (or drugs or favors)? by acting like such a big shot you are only setting yourself up to be a sugar daddy. so if thats the objective, then your tips are right on target. BUT if u want a stripper to really and sincerely be in to you, then be yourself, as long as yourself isNt a guy who has that “hungry look” everytime the dancers flash some gash or some attention his way. most of the strippers i know (and im friends with alot of them) are into “regular” guys. they like blue-collar or rocker-type dudes who are “cooler” than all those rich squares. if u wana date a stripper, then frequent the same joint repeatedly, become a “regular”. set your sights on ONE, and ONLY ONE girl. be respectful and tip other girls, but choose one and slowly work some rapport with her. once the girls see that you arent some cooz-hungry desperate lonely guy, they tend to believe more in your sincerity. and thats the key with strippers, they are all INsecure and suspect that all men want from them is sex/physical gratification. so the key is to get past their guard/defense by showing thme real attention and real interest. aside from that, just make sure that you doNt cough up alot of money on them, or they will use you up strictly for money. you might even get some sex in return, but you always be regarded as a trick, and only a trick.
01/10/2007 at 12:24 am Permalink
I love when the g manifesto does ones on How to pick up strippers
03/11/2007 at 6:11 pm Permalink
I have to agree with the other poster: great writing, but just wrong man, just wrong. Shameless plug ALERT 🙂 – If you want to pick up strippers check out my book How to Fuck Strippers at bang-strippers.com I’ve slept with eleven strippers and every time I flashed cash and spent money on them it backfired on me. Most of these girls date deadbeats, blue collar guys, artists, musicians, etc. Guys who spend money on them get flagged as customer or someone to be used when they aren’t making enough cash or when their car needs to get fixed.
Peace,
Buddha
06/11/2007 at 3:32 am Permalink
Buddha,
before you plug your lame website, you should read the post in full. Nowhere does it say give money to girls. I am sure when you “I flashed cash and spent money on them it backfired on me” because you probably have no game.
Sure they date blue collar guys, and deadbeats, that doesnt mean you should become one. You have slept with eleven strippers in one year? Weak. Eleven strippers is a good month. Now go back to your Pizza hut delivery job.
29/08/2008 at 8:01 pm Permalink
This guy is a joke, I wouldn’t believe any of this bs unless i saw it myself. Im wondering why i wasted my time reading this? A real “G” wouldn’t be blogging on the net about how to get dancers, he would be doing it.
11/09/2008 at 4:19 am Permalink
honestly trick u have a pimp and hoe crackin uuuppppppp……u haven’t got a clue on how to pick up a stripper if u step foot in tha club that I work in u will diffinitely see ur pockets dry with a hard wet dick ha ha ha ha stay in a tricks place and quit tryin to corrupt the others
05/01/2009 at 2:14 pm Permalink
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02/06/2009 at 11:30 pm Permalink
Having managed a few of the biggest gentlemen’s clubs in Las Vegas in the past, I have seen more than my fair share of guys trying to attract the dancers.
Most of the strategies these guys employ fall flat and result in an empty bank account and a serious case of blue balls.
As for this article…It starts out properly (if not basic and straightforward)…by step 5 it starts to devolve into nearly unusable advice. Sure it is important that you don’t be to reactive to having naked and semi-naked women around you, but if you “act” too uninterested, she’s going to be bored by you too…and leave.
Buying her a drink can be an ok strategy because it is a relatively cheap way of buying you more time to work game, but buying her drinks all night will almost certainly fail every time.
As far as lying to her and name dropping? Why would you need to do this!? Sure, put a positive spin on everything and present who you are in the most compelling and intriguing light…but these girls have heard it all and get turned off quickly by the next guy trying to tell her how much money he makes and who he knows….not to mention it triggers her to view him as a human ATM machine.
I guess, it is mainly in the “rap” section that the advice comes up a little shy of being particularly useful….but you did mention that you are saving “the goods” for a later manifesto…I await this post…
22/10/2010 at 1:44 am Permalink
Really? This is the funniest shit I have ever read.
This is all so off base that I have to assume that this is satire.
Strippers are women, just like any other. If they want to fuck you/date you it’s because they find you confident, attractive and charming. Just like any other girl. You don’t need an 1800.00 suit, or be buying drinks left and right to get with a beautiful woman.
The best advice you probably had was not getting dances. You do want to avoid flagging yourself as a customer. Or as someone who is to be used to get paid. Everything else you talked about contradicted this though.
Also, it doesn’t count if the topless woman rubbing your shoulders is my mother.