Why?….I am Thinking
Millionaire Deviled Eggs at Social Miami, I am thinking, With Caviar and Truffle Oil, I am thinking, $20 Cocktails at Prive in The Bellagio, Las Vegas, I am thinking, Cheap, I am thinking, I would pay double, I am thinking, Prive Miami, I am thinking, 3am with two Venezuelan Model Girls, I am thinking, Why don’t my good looks fade with age?, I am thinking, Why couldn’t my parents be accountants?, I am thinking, Instead of IRA and ETA Killers?, I am thinking, Should I start a revolution?, I am thinking, Revolution is in my Blood, I am thinking, Or should I just be The Greatest International Playboy ever?, I am thinking, Could I break Wilt Chamberlin’s record?, I am thinking, And I am not talking about his basketball records, I am thinking, I have swooped at least one girl the last 500 plus nights I have gone out, I am thinking, Could I be the Muhammad Ali of Players?, I am thinking, Why do girls like me so much?, I am thinking, Is it my custom suits from Italy?, I am thinking, or my personality?, I am thinking, Do I care?, I am thinking, Why do I single handedly destroy Rival Crews? I am thinking, Why don’t other guys figure out that dressing sharp, carrying CASH, smiling, and lying is all it takes to get beautiful girls?, I am thinking, My Game is so advanced I could swoop Jennifer Lopez, I am thinking, with her husband in the same room, I am thinking, My Game is like Roberto Duran in his prime, I am thinking, Mano de Piedra, I am thinking, Desert Eagle, I am thinking, Why are all my peers married and moved to the suburbs?, I am thinking, or Dead, in Jail, or in a mental hospital for the Criminally Insane?, I am thinking, Why do you I still wonder how much money is in every armored car that I see?, I am thinking, Could I ever be a killer?, I am thinking, Is it the Gatti Vs Ward trilogy our generations’ Graziano Vs Zale?, I am thinking, Why did I rob a Crack House with my crew armed with Baseball Bats for only 4k when I was 16 years old?, I am thinking, Why don’t I own a single pair of jeans?, I am thinking, Why don’t I retire to Saint Tropez?, Half-way players being chopped apart, I am thinking, 62 Cadillac Coup Deville, I am thinking, Veuve Clicquot and Ponies, I am thinking, Warm Peekytoe-Maryland Lump Crab Cake with truffle oil and Osetra Caviar, I am thinking, Why do all my friends carry guns?, I am thinking, Why does exchanging fashion tips with Street Pimps at 5am seem normal to me, I am thinking, Why do Latin girls have way better asses than White Girls?, I am thinking, Why do Latin girls move way better than white girls? I am thinking, ETRO Suits, I am thinking, Copper top Bullets, I am thinking, Steak Tartare at 3am Dream City, I am thinking, Why does last call have to be at 1:30am in California? I am thinking, Why do I meet beautiful, Intelligent, rich girls and not marry them?, I am thinking, Why have I been shot at three times and never killed?, I am thinking, Why have I never had the stomach for Pimping?, I am thinking, Why do I think everyone I meet is a hick? I am thinking, Why do I feel comfortable at Blue Blood Charity Balls in NYC? I am thinking, And feel comfortable chillin with members of the Venice Shoreline Crips and V13? I am thinking, Gucci Loafers, I am thinking, with White Piping, I am thinking, Jumbo Stone Crabs for $45 each at Prime One Twelve in Miami Beach, I am thinking, Cheap, I am thinking…………
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
The Guide to Getting More Out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com
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Jadakiss-Why
26/02/2007 at 4:49 pm Permalink
Awesome. One word.
T’was Brillig!
26/02/2007 at 10:13 pm Permalink
Millionaire Deviled Eggs, are those the ones with caviar and truffle oil?
06/03/2007 at 1:04 am Permalink
spoken like a true model fucker
06/03/2007 at 3:44 pm Permalink
were you in the movie Kings of south beach?
14/06/2007 at 8:38 pm Permalink
i dont get it
13/08/2007 at 5:48 pm Permalink
I think this is my favorite G Manifesto along with: How to pick up Girls (click here) http://www.thegmanifesto.com