The G Manifesto

Budget Game And Barcelona Naps

People are always complaining about how The G Manifesto is for rich people. First off, I don’t like complainers. Second, I don’t consider The G Manifesto for “rich people”, I consider The G Manifesto “For The People”. I was once an up and coming Proto-type G once so I can appreciate going out without $1000 in your pocket. But still, in those days even with minimal Dough, I was swooping Mad girls. To address this, I figured I should give some tips to the younger financially challenged soon to be G’s out there. These are some serious moves. Some of these moves I still use to this day. Here they are:

Flask

Drink prices in Nightclubs have been skyrocketing. $20 cocktails have become the norm. I remember back when I used to roll out with a Chronic Jay and ten spot in my pocket. (I still pulled mad girls though). One G Manifesto move is to go out with a Flask of your favorite Liquor. This is actually an old-school Frank Sinatra move. No shame in it. Just order mixers (cost $2). Make sure you tip your Bartender. I like this move. In fact, I should probably start doing this again.

Drugs

Lets face it, Drugs are cheap. I used to move beans back in the days of The Ecstasy Wonder Gangs. Fast forward to present day, Beans still only cost $20. Beans dollar for dollar is still the best headbuzz you could possibly want. I can tell you that if I was in the Bean game today, I would peg the market way higher and eliminate the competition. I used to roll out all the time in my younger days on Beans. Your game is mad tight too, if you sip waters. Just don’t drink too much water, you can die of water overdose.

Work out

If you don’t have a lot of CASH flow, you should at least be in good shape. Being in good shape will give you the energy you need to go the distance in Nightlife. But don’t be “in-shape guy”. You never see triathelete guy pull down a hundred girls a year. Right?

Doctor Suits

When you don’t have a lot of scratch, it doesn’t make sense to spend 2 dimes on a Gucci Suit, no matter how good it fits. One way is to go to a department store like Saks or Neimans and cut the Tags off the expensive suits and re-sow them on your Garment District $200 suits. Lets face it, only the most “Sophisto” girls can really tell the difference between a Brioni and a off-the Rack $300 job. In my neighborhood, I had a friend that would “boost” suits from the top department stores. He would even “boost” to order. I just had to give him my size (42R in case you wanted to know). Now that I have mad CASH, designers give me free suits. Isn’t it funny how the world works?

Big Pun – Glamour Life

Wine

Drinking mad vino is the easiest way to live the Glamour Life. Again, only the most “Sophisto” girls know wine. But the reality is, there are plenty of good bottles to be had for under a Dub. Especially in France, Spain, Italy, Argentina, and Australia (all places I try to spend as much time as possible). Do your research, read Wine Spectator, Robert Parkers’ Data Sheets, and stay away from the big vineyards.

Fake Bankroll

You really don’t need CASH per se (and I am not talking about Tom Keller’s Fly restaurant Per Se in NYC either). But you do Need apperace of CASH FLOW. The easiest way is to use a fake BankRoll. Throw a twenty on top of a thick roll of ones. There are so many Credit Card Chumps out there today with zero Bankroll, that most girls will think you’re are their Prince Charming. Just flash the faux-BankRoll and let the Bean you took settle in. As they say, The Rest is Up to You…..

Make friends in High and Low Places

Know Club owners to get free entrance. Know bartenders and Waitresses for free drinks. Know Limo drivers for free limo rides. Know rich people to borrow their beach side Cribs. Know people with Dope Cars to borrow their Topless Cadillacs. Topless girls will follow.

The Tie

A dope tie can make your whole outfit. And the dopest ties only cost $150, usually. Only the smartest of girls know about the “Tie makes the outfit” move. Girls always claim they judge guys by their shoes. But they really can’t tell. When I was a younger prototype G, I used to slay girls in $60 kicks. But I was an up and coming Bean Flipper in those days also. So it’s kind of hard to track.

Here is a little story for you about Budget Game in full effect:

Years ago, I went to a Top notch wedding in NYC at Windows on the World in The World Trade Center. First Rate all the way. Lets put it this way; the wedding cake cost $30 Grand. One Family was Juiced up in NYC the other was Super High end West Coast. A lot of Hollywood influence and NYC Finance as well. Tons of Beautiful NYC and West Coast Girls. Plenty of Competition as well; NYC Investment Banker types smoking Cohibas, LA Actor Guys and me, The Playboy on the Rise. In those days, I was Scratch lite but Game Heavy. I was in a $200 off the Rack job, but I did have a dope Hermes tie on. I did have beans. I had fully Entered The Dragon. I had the phony BankRoll. And I had mad Vino back at The Morgan Hotel for the Vino Close. Also, my Best friend was the Brides oldest Brother. So I had the INSIDE pole position. He hooked me up with a table with all the girls. Guess who took first prize and the Hottest girl of the Night? That’s right, your Humble Author. (Interestingly enough, this was the first time I cracked the Top 100 on the USA National Player Rankings…today I sit comfortably in the Top Spot).

The Barcelona Nap

I invented The Barcelona Nap back in the day. I invented it when I was in Barcelona and didn’t have much scratch but I was in Stage One of my Model Addiction (today I am red alert category Stage Five….and I don’t mean DJ Red Alert either). The best clubs were mad spendy in those days and no way could I sit at the bar and drink $20 drinks all night. So what I did was sleep from 8 pm till 12am and then shower and go out. That is The Barcelona Nap: sleeping early in the evening, then going out late (opposed to Vampire Naps and Amsterdam Naps). I would arrive at the club fresh to def at 1 am after wacking down some street eats and street vino. I had the club owners on lock (they loved me because I was always rolling with Fly Spanish Girls and I told them I was an Actor in Hollywood). I would then cruise to the bathroom and smoke a Shish Jay and then let my Game Flow. I rarely missed in those days.

All of those are great moves for the G on the Budget. Still, its so much easier with money. The Rest is Up to You……

Email of the Week in regards to The Trio….How to Pick up Three Girls at Once:

“Overall (AND I DON’T MEAN Jason), finely written piece of sweet music Mr. Mason. Being a G has been extraordinary for me both financially, spiritually and sexually, but I have yet to pull the trio and I still have to wipe my own ass, which I would tend to say may not classify me a full fledged G yet?? I have been swooping the deuces for a months now, in fact I just shish-kabobed 2 beautiful freshly graduated Southern coeds this weekend in my high end crib on the beach, which just appraised for 8 sticks. I should have had 3 if it weren’t for some low end mortgage broker with sideburns and a mustache from some armpit called Ohio (which I never heard of before, is that a dairy farm or a state?) dropping a mick in my third legs drink and cave manning her out the back door when I left to take a high end shit at the club.
I credit my success on the 2 bits to a blitzkrieg of shots and flowing bottles of Clos du Mesnil, my 2000 thread count imported Egyptian sheets, my Rolls stretched limo and the fact that I simply close fucking deals. All in all, a high cheers of Krug to you Mr. Mason.”

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
The Guide to Getting More Out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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