In Defense of Wesley Snipes
Word on the street is that Wesley Snipes, the star of “New Jack City” and an actor in “King of New York” is going on trial for being on the wrong side of The Internal Revenue Service. I really don’t have much of an opinion on the intricacies of the trial (although the venue of Ocala, Florida has got to hurt). But I do have an opinion on the man.
Here is a little story:
I had just got back to Los Angeles from a prolonged working vacation in the South of France. My good friend “Callahan” was throwing this dope gig in LA at the El Rey Theatre. Black Eyed Peas were performing. Think Black Eyed Peas before they added that girl with mad plastic surgery. You know, the one that all girls put on their ringtones nowadays. Behind the Front days. “That’s the joint, that’s the jam” days.
Anyways, it was a pretty celeb-heavy underground type-gig. That guy who was the main star of “Basketball Diaries” table was right next to our crew’s table. Mad fly LA Nightlife Princesses also.
My friend Callahan and I were chillin at the front bar talking French heists and strategy, slightly on Beans. Sipping cocktails.
Black Eyed Peas – Joints & Jam
As a young G on the rise, I was suited down of course, in a custom Italian number by…I can’t really remember. But I probably had a Glock 17 in those days as they were pretty hot then. Shirt blown open. Pocket Square. My friend was wearing whatever was the height of fashion for those days in LA. I don’t have to tell you that I was dressed doper than him. But that’s neither Sugar Hill nor E-tab Pill.
Up walks Wesley Snipes to the bar, solo, no Entourage, suited down kind of Nino Brown Style. This was not “Blade II” era Snipes, it was more “Roemello Skuggs” era Snipes.
Wesley Snipes: “How are you guys doing?”
Callahan: “Real Good.”
Michael Mason: “Perfect.”
Wesley Snipes: “Good.”
Callahan (obviously feeling it): “Yo Wesley, I was Passenger 58!”
All three of us: Laughter. (I didn’t really get the joke at the time, but I was feeling good so I played along).
Introductions all around.
Then two mad fly girls, taller than Snipes and myself, if I remember correctly, came up to Snipes and gave him very enthusiastic hugs and kisses.
Then one of the two girls in a shitty LA attitude kind of way, says, “Who are these two guys?” meaning us. (You don’t really see this kind of attitude today as much as you saw in the good old days.) As if, I wasn’t just heisting on the Côte d’Azur and chilling with topless girls; named things like, Florence and Marie, on the beach two days prior.
Snipes then says after a slight pause for greater effect, “Callahan and Michael are my two best friends in the world” with an opened arms gesture. The two girl’s expressions changed from “over us” to “into us” immediately. After some more small talk, Snipes exited stage left and left us with the two girls, who by now, were down for whatever.
Not like we needed any help, but I have never forgotten Snipes’ gesture of Class. In my book, he has always been the coolest cat in Hollywood.
“I am not guilty, you’re the one that’s guilty. The lawmakers, the politicians, the Columbian drug lords, all you who lobby against making drugs legal. Just like you did with alcohol during the prohibition. You’re the one who’s guilty. I mean, c’mon, let’s kick the ballistics here: Ain’t no Uzi’s made in Harlem. Not one of us in here owns a poppy field. This thing is bigger than Nino Brown. This is big business. This is the American way.”- Nino Brown
I hope Snipes isn’t found guilty either.
Oh yeah, we ended up swooping the girls. Assist by Snipes.
The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
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15/01/2008 at 11:40 pm Permalink
Q: what’s in the cup?
A: root beer, want some?
larry fishburne kills it in king of ny.
19/01/2008 at 7:03 am Permalink
Snipes is Anti-System; he’s an adherent to the 861 provision maintaining that Americans are not obligated to pay income taxes and that the government extracts taxes from its citizens illegally.
“His involvement with the tax resistance movement may stem from his association with the Nuwaubians, a quasi-religious sect of black Americans who promote antigovernment theories and who set up a headquarters in Georgia in the early 1990s.”
…now that’s bad ass on the real.
Tafari
20/01/2008 at 12:06 pm Permalink
The g manifesto is the truest thing I have read about growing up since the catcher in the rye.
31/01/2008 at 3:00 pm Permalink
here’s an update on Snipes:
OCALA, Florida (Reuters) – Rather than file tax returns on an estimated $38 million in income, actor Wesley Snipes flooded the U.S. tax agency with correspondence that his lawyer admitted on Tuesday was sometimes “kooky, crazy and loony.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080130/od_nm/snipes_odd_dc;_ylt=An58AuV0_EzZoAwBWuXCZOms0NUE
31/01/2008 at 3:22 pm Permalink
El Miz,
Nice work on the snipes update.
MPM
23/10/2010 at 9:58 am Permalink
wesley never had a chance in ocala florida where whitey rules and ni$$as are seen as fools. poor brother made 38 million and then got new jack Citied by some florida crackers!!
26/05/2011 at 6:30 am Permalink
G,
Were those two Wesley’s girls or just random hotties?
18/07/2012 at 1:23 am Permalink
Sickkkkk story!!!!!!!!!!