The G Manifesto

The Sex and The City Opener (opener of the week)

The Sex and the City movie is in theaters everywhere, and every girl in America is going “Carrie Crazy”.

(Proof to the Theorem: I have already done an unofficial case study of 400 or so fly girls in my phone aged 21-35 years old by sending out at text message asking if they were going to see the movie. I got a 99% positive response rate. Interestingly enough, this is the highest response rate I have ever got from a text message. Even higher percentage than the classic “I have some champagne and Beans, come over to my crib” text at 4am.)

You can roll up on any crew of girls, carte blanche, and ask them if they are going to see the movie.

Every girl will go bonkers and start yapping (door is open, which is really all you need right?) like crazy about the film. “Carrie fever”.

You can ask all kinds of follow up questions like:

“Which girl do you most relate to?”

Most girls will answer “Carrie”… Stay away.

If you get a “Samantha” (the slutty one)…go into full court press.

Then slide like grease.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Side note I: Feign interest when the girls start yapping about their opinions of the show. It’s really not important. At all.

Side note II: A side benefit of this opener is that most guys are too homophobic to use it (keep in mind most homophobic guys are gay, deep down) because it’s a girl TV show. Hence, you will be able to use this one for a month or more.

Side note III: Because of “Side note II” above, I really think you can you use this opener and go on a 30 day run: Swoop 30 girls in 30 days.

Side note IV: Most girls will swoop you these days with the “promise” of going shopping the next day for some Manolo Blahniks. (Don’t go through with it.) Thank the Down Economy.

Side note V: Don’t do the above opener wearing designer jeans with rhinestones and T-Shirts with weesh designs on the like every guy wears these days. Go suited down. You will be better for it, the girls will be better for it, and the world will be better for it.

Side note VI: This opener can make you seem more sensitive to girls. Which isn’t a bad thing, especially when you have rumors swirling about you Standing Over and torturing drug dealers.

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