I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars
I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars
It has never really been my language to say “Douchbags”. But after spending this summer in San Diego at The Del Mar Race Track I can see what people are talking about. (Of course, I am not refering to The Turf Club at The Del Mar Race Track, which is one of the last bastions of class in this town.)
Funny Song: I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars
There has to be a backlash against this whole “Douchbags” phenomenon, ie frosted hair, Affliction Shirts, Ed Hardy, Bottle Service, wrist bands, ripped designer jeans, fake tans, dog tags…the whole “I am rebel but I buy my image from a mall” stilo. You know, the whole “I am tough but deep down really gay” steez.
The Backlash can’t come soon enough.
Hell, its enough to make someone want to move permanently to Buenos Aires.
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05/08/2008 at 2:24 am Permalink
The lyrics:
’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars
At The Gaslamp Bas
At The Gaslamp Bars
I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars
At The Gaslamp Bars
At The Gaslamp Bars
Look at me look at me
Fake millionaire that makes 30 g’s
I lie to all kinds of girls
And hope that they’ll come home and sleep with me
I can tell you I can score some blow
I can tell you I’m a movie director
I spray on Axe tell my eye’s swell up
My skin burns but I smell much better
I drive a used BMW
Parked right in between those other two
Only 96 more payments and then I can rip up the IOU
Me and my friends have frosted tips
Me and my friends lift to get ripped
Cuz If I see the picture lady I wanna look good for the pics cuz
I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars
At The Gaslamp Bas
At The Gaslamp Bars
I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars
At The Gaslamp Bars
At The Gaslamp Bars
Look at me look at me
Claim I’m straight in designer jeans
High Five
To all my bro’s
Who go out searchin’ for ho’s with me.
I go from club to club until I score
I sneak into the VIP
I give it to cougars in the back door
Then tell my friends she was eighteen.
I spend lots of money on my hair products
So it can hold up to severe weather conditions
By myself I keep Bed Head in Business
And I can make girls do the walk of shame
Hotties, Fatties and all you Cougars
Me and my friends are gonna throw game to ya
I don’t stalk girls it’s called persistence
And yes my hair is wind resistant.
I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars
At The Gaslamp Bas
At The Gaslamp Bars
I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars
At The Gaslamp Bars
At The Gaslamp Bars
Look At Me Look At Me
Pretending I’m On Top
and my new tribal tattoo
makes the panties go drop.
My Cocaine Addiction
My Cola is Pure
My Shirt Is Affliction
I’m a douche bag for sure.
I can lie about taking expensive vacations
Then Ill take you to the tubs out in La Mesa
Tell you that im the Chargers new rookie sensation
Or maybe that I own this radio station.
Did I mention that I’m bros with Rob Machado
Gonna session at Sunset Cliffs tomorrow
Now drink this, girl, these roofies I put all up in your cosmo!
Can I get to the 805 with no DUI
No DUI
No DUI
Then we can park at Swami’s and we can both get high..
We can both get high
We can both get high
I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars
At The Gaslamp Bas
At The Gaslamp Bars
I’m A Big Douche At The Gaslamp Bars
At The Gaslamp Bars
At The Gaslamp Bars