New Olympic Sport: Exotic Dancing
New Olympic Sport: Exotic Dancing
I haven’t been watching the Olympics too much because the US Boxing Team is on the ropes. And most of the sports are just way too boring, save of course, women’s gymnastics. Plus, I have just had a lot on my plate lately. (When I say “I have a lot on my plate, I mean I have been swooping tons of fly girls…fyi).
I came up with a great idea last night to really up the viewer ship of the Olympics: make Exotic Dancing an Olympic Sport.
I can’t believe no one has thought of this before.
Imagine (and I don’t mean Imagine who works at Seemless, real name Sarah either):
“And taking the Gold for the USA…Jasmine (real name Cindy) from The Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas, Nevada!”
The Olympic committee should seriously consider this.
The Rest is Up To You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
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14/08/2008 at 6:41 pm Permalink
Which country do you think would win?
14/08/2008 at 6:42 pm Permalink
Brazil.
– MPM
14/08/2008 at 11:26 pm Permalink
My money is on Brazil. But I also like Morrocco, although their teeth are horrible.
15/08/2008 at 5:20 am Permalink
Ha.
I think the USA has a shot at Gold though.
– MPM
15/08/2008 at 3:48 pm Permalink
You should train your daughters…..a gold medal brings a family so much honor.
15/08/2008 at 4:13 pm Permalink
No daughters for me!
Also, I don’t think its fair to disrespect Exotic Dancing.
It is a beautiful art form, when done properly, with a lot of history, and steeped in culture.
– MPM
12/06/2009 at 10:36 am Permalink
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