The G Manifesto

Exotic Dancing Olympic Sport

Reading The G Manifesto is a lot like getting tomorrow’s news today.

The G Manifesto predicted Floyd Mayweather Jr. getting heisted for 7 million in Jewels here: Cinco de Mayweather: De La Hoya VS Mayweather. The G Manifesto foresaw Bottle Service declining here: Bottle Service: America’s Nightlife Nightmare and here: Outlook for 2008, and the death of the Striped Shirt Mortgage Broker guy (they wanted to rumble so The G Manifesto mixed them and put them in a pot like gumbo).

The G Manifesto is like a God-damn Swami with this shit. Only in custom Savile Row suits and no turban.

The G Manifesto’s latest prediction had to do with Exotic Dancing becoming an Olympic Sport. (When it comes to Exotic Dancers and Heists, I have my finger on the pulse…so to speak.)

Just recently, someone sent me a Reuters article : It’s sport, not sex say Europe champion pole dancers.

Some highlights from the article:

It was a busy time for pole dancers in Amsterdam over the weekend.

While the red light district’s troupe were gyrating as usual on Friday night, a host of girls from Albania to Spain flew in to compete for the European pole dance championship title.

Wearing sportswear reminiscent of Olympic gymnasts rather than skimpy leotards, girls performed gravity-defying dance routines based around two 6-metre poles — one rotating, one fixed.

“Everything which we do requires so much strength. You train your legs and your muscles. It has nothing to do with eroticism. You have no time to think of that!” said Jeannine Wikering, the 26-year-old competitor for Germany who came third.

“I think one day it should be an Olympic sport — but that will take time. You would have to agree which moves on which to judge competitors, at the moment we all have such different routines,” she added.
Galina Troschenko, a 36-year-old representing Spain, won the event judged by a panel of five with a virtuoso performance full of acrobatic feats.

“I’ve only been doing this for three years, but I suppose I have a background as a dancer,” she said.

Enthusiasts say pole dancing has taken off in recent years, with a rising number of classes set up to show women how to pole dance safely — without pulling muscles or falling from the top of the pole.

The 10 girls of different nationalities taking part had competed for the contest in their home countries and most donned tracksuits at the end, reinforcing the sporting image.

Kenneth Tao was in an audience of several hundred watching the event in a central Amsterdam night-club.
“I didn’t see anything which I thought was erotic. It was gymnastic,” he said.

“I was watching their choreography in particular.”

Some thoughts:

– First off, how was I not invited to the European Pole Dance Championships?

– Jeannine Wikering, I agree everything you do requires strength. We should discuss in detail at my crib over some Champagne and you can kick off your clear heels.

– “one day (Exotic Dancing) should be an Olympic sport” . Agreed. I came up with the idea after all.

– Congratulations Galina Troschenko! We should discuss your victory in detail at my crib over some Champagne and you can kick off your clear heels.

– “Enthusiasts say pole dancing has taken off in recent years”. I would agree completely. I personally go long Exotic Dancers…So to speak.

– Kenneth Tao said “I didn’t see anything which I thought was erotic. It was gymnastic, I was watching their choreography in particular.” Yeah, I watch the “choreography” too.

– Why do all the good competitions happen in Amsterdam? The European Pole Dance Championships. The Cannabis Cup. Etc.

– The ten girls “donned tracksuits at the end (of the competition), reinforcing the sporting image.” Yeah. I am definitely familiar with an Exotic Dancer rolling over to my crib after work in a Juicy Couture tracksuit. I just never thought this was “reinforcing the sporting image.” I always just think of swooping. But maybe that’s just me.

The Rest is Up To You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Seventh Letter
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
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