How to Save Money in a Down Economy
How to Save Money in a Down Economy
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With the Market getting pummeled like Tommy “The Hit Man” Hearns in the third round with Marvelous Marvin Hagler I have been getting tons of emails about how to save Money in a Down Economy.
Here is a great tip:
If you are anything like me, you will have fly girls that you swooped out of Nightclubs, Gentleman’s Clubs, off the street, and from bars at your crib, five nights a week, kicking off their heels and enjoying a few drinks.
The drink of choice, typically, is to make up a Grey Goose (or some other clean vodka) and Soda for yourself and something vodka related for the fly girl. Or pop a bottle of Champagne. But we all know, top shelf liquors and French Champagne can eat into your Bankroll, especially in a Down Economy.
So for a Down Economy Hedge, save your empty Ketel and Goose bottles and funnel in some low grade vodka. Also, go down to the little Italian Market down the street and pick up some low cost Italian Proseccos or Spanish Cavas. Show me a girl who can tell the difference, and I will show you someone with a more stylish Jab than a young Muhammad Ali. (Even Sophistos can’t really tell the difference, and I have done the unofficial case studies to prove it.)
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Just make sure you “mark” the real bottles of liquor for yourself. You don’t want to drink the cheap stuff, it will make you look older.
What do I do?
I don’t sweat it too much. I can afford top shelf spirits. (Pulling Heists is pretty much recession proof).
Although, I will pull this “hustle” sometimes especially on snotty, snobby Bottle Service club girls.
For the innovation factor, of course.
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“Marvelous” Marvin Hagler vs. Thomas “The Hitman” Hearns
17/09/2008 at 5:03 pm Permalink
Pretty good post. I’ve been doing that since college… even during an ‘up’ economy. I figured you would of thought of something a little better though… like stealing license plates from a car on the street, throwing them on yours and filling up for gas. Hop in the car without paying, stash the car in a lot somewhere, switch plates and you’re good to go!
Or go the mall (someplace corporate owned so no one really loses money), go into the dressing room and switch tags with something on clearance, (somethings always on clearance) and walk out with a $100 shirt for $14.95!
Not that I ever did that though.
18/09/2008 at 7:39 am Permalink
Another good post Michael. Just to let you know, my computer just died after 6 1/2 years of loyal service. Time for a G upgrade I think. Might be without a computer for a few weeks or months. Still got access to email at other places though.
There is some local gang in my area using military-grade sniper lasers to scare old people in their homes. I’ve been going out in the middle of the night and shooting them with laser-tasers (tasers equipped with lasers).
http://www.wickedlasers.com
Keep it pimping
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