Guest Manifesto: Your World Don’t Stop
Guest Manifesto: Your World Don’t Stop
By: Your Favorite Writer’s Favorite Writer
“Pistol Whip a Priest for his cross piece”
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At any given Cipriani benefit ball, midtown, soho, downtown, I perform like Michael, MPM, Tyson, Jordan, or Jackson. Suited down, pocket squared, no mobb boss but I’ve been performing hits since I stepped on the scene. Long Vol, Short Vol, you can try to understand the Greeks but I bet you are still beta. They say Kanye ‘you keeps it too real boy’.
Like stone crab claws at Lure Fish Bar on Prince Street. I’m dishing at chicks like the point guard on your favorite team. Late night at White Star on Essex on the DL. Like new cash bond issuance in the credit markets, high grade priced 8 Bill, it was all good just a week ago. High Yields on the rise, the bifurcation was so February. I’m trading single B’s off the break like E tabs at a rave. If you’re long credit, watch the DIP or you’ll get crammed down harder than secured lenders in Chrysler by Uncle Sam. Pimp Cadillac population excluded.
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I’ve respected the game since my first dice roll Timberland booted down. Summertime is around the corner. Gucci loafers, no socks, Eric Ripert dinners. Girls at Da Silvano. Bisteca next door. I’m fam at the Waverly. For the futures market non fluent, trade the VXX as hedge. Thank me later. Euro dollar futures. Spooz futures. Treasury futures. Curves steep now. Its cross asset class but same school.
Stocks at 1, you can’t short it that much more. I see your 100 shares front running me. Monaco. Marbella. Mauritius. Go long the Kiwi and AUD when inflation hits and it will. The funeral of CDO. RIP Equity tranche 2006. Synthetic CDO was an infant death. The rebirth of cash. The ailing of CDS. Non-Financial Hybrids pricing in 21% at call but then again capital structure arb wasn’t you. I forgive your weak ass, hustling just ain’t you. I’m still seen at Masa.
Az – Your World Don’t Stop
21/05/2009 at 4:24 pm Permalink
This article made my day.
“At any given Cipriani benefit ball, midtown, soho, downtown, I perform like Michael, MPM, Tyson, Jordan, or Jackson”. Haha.
21/05/2009 at 7:05 pm Permalink
Not this motherfucker again.
21/05/2009 at 7:59 pm Permalink
Good break down.
Fame means nothing but The Game means a lot to me.
23/05/2009 at 7:01 pm Permalink
LOL
G, you should write a book.
24/05/2009 at 12:06 pm Permalink
Chic noir,
two words: Guest Manifesto
26/05/2009 at 3:35 pm Permalink
As a trader, i can say, damn! I like the way you phrase/combine financial instruments, with a dash of quirky current financial market brief review, in a rap-like style. LOL. Cool dude.
26/05/2009 at 3:36 pm Permalink
I came across Marty Schwartz from the Market Wizards series by Jack Schwager. Impressive collections of smart, tough, filthy rich bastards.