Text Message Game With a Fly Hipster Girl
Text Message Game With a Fly Hipster Girl
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I know the whole “Hipster” thing has been going on for a while now, but lately it is just taking over. Hipsters everywhere. And truth be told, even though I have swooped more Hipster Girls than any lead singer of any crappy band that they listen to, these girls really don’t respond very well to to your Humble Author.
Hipster Girls like Beta Males. They like “guys” with tight jeans, messy hair and emotions. Essentially, they like the antithesis of The G and his custom suit wearing, Alpha swaggering, cigarette smoking, Zippo Clacking, International Playboying self.
So I met this young fly Hipster girl named “Melissa” last week at this Art gig.
This “text message conversation” last night needs no further explanation:
Melissa The Hipster: Happy Thirsty Thursday! (10:16 pm)
Melissa The Hipster: Hey, where are you? (10:17 pm)
MPM: Where are you? (10:25 pm)
Melissa The Hipster: @ (insert name of high profile crappy boutique hotel spot)…come! (10:25 pm)
MPM: Who are you with? (10:30 pm)
Melissa The Hipster: My Boyfriend (10:30 pm)
Melissa The Hipster: Hes gay.. not to worry! (10:30 pm)
MPM: I am never worried (10:35 pm)
Melissa The Hipster: Where u @? Come meet me! (10:35 pm)
MPM: At (insert smooth French Brasserie with a solid Duck Confit and an owner who gives me huge Bordeaux pours, pro-bono) (10:42 pm)
Melissa The Hipster: Going home..class early tmrw..maybe this weekend we ll run into each other (10:42 pm)
MPM: If you are lucky (10:44pm)
Melissa The Hipster: Ewwwww (10:44pm)
So what did I do?
Went to my local Gentleman’s Club and swooped a fly Exotic Dancer.
Got blown like Miami Condo Debris, then bounced like them cars out in Long Beach.
“Some girls say I’m the cutest, others say that I’m the rudest,
meditate like a Budist, expose em like a nudist,
I’m Jesus they Judas, my diamonds the bluest,
got the answers, they clueless, Ashanti foolish.”
– Cam’ron
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Michael Porfirio Mason
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Cam’ron – Spend The Night
01/05/2009 at 2:31 pm Permalink
Where do these travels you speak of take place? You want to talk about hipsters, you should spend a weekend in the Sucka Free Citay..
-Click Clack
01/05/2009 at 3:39 pm Permalink
JM Lovely,
Yeah, I love the Sucka Free.
Heavy, heavy Hipster turf.
– MPM
02/05/2009 at 12:01 am Permalink
G:
Keep doin what ya doin, ya playaaa.
Not a fake Barry White, a la DPG album, but I mean it with the same sincerity. Even better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XCMqfFcwZ4
Roissy’s spot has become anhedonic. Now is your moment to ensnare your marketing base.
I am going to see Cam in a few days. Expectations could not be higher, but you know how that goes regarding hip hop. We’ve been waiting on the New Wu for about 15 years and all we have in our hands is the Big Doe Theory, R.A.G.U. and other absurd shit. Cam is the strident beacon of hope I am surfing in on.
GEE OH DEE
02/05/2009 at 8:38 am Permalink
New DC jahnt for you.
Southeast Slim and Wale-Shake Ya Plaits
They slowed up the old BYB SKillet Beat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPGWE0RkSLY
02/05/2009 at 10:29 am Permalink
enjoy your saturday playboy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZv47fDR3Bs&feature=related
16/02/2010 at 2:35 pm Permalink
I’m glad your kind is dying off
20/04/2010 at 10:30 pm Permalink
Appreciate this article
19/11/2013 at 9:02 am Permalink
You came off douchey and mentioned everything that is cool to materialistic girls or 40 year-olds. It’s like that guy with his shirt open and gold chains picking up a Parisian bohemian – it’s completely bizarre. The fact that you did attract a stripper and then bragged about the blow job means most likely that you, I’m sorry to sound mean, but exactly what she thought.
19/11/2013 at 9:04 am Permalink
left out the word “are” exactly what she thought