Roissy: Alpha Body Language Tips
Roissy: Alpha Body Language Tips
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One of the few Blogs I read: Roissy in DC, Where pretty lies perish had a good post on Body Language:
When a woman tries to get your attention, take a second longer to swivel your head to reply. The goal is to introduce a palpable, but not off-putting, tension to the interaction. In other words, make her sweat.
Keep your head cocked upward slightly. This will accentuate the heaviness of your brow ridge and the heft of your chin and jaw, both indicators of alpha testosterone levels. It also imparts you with a haughtiness that women find irresistible.
Scratch your balls in public once in a while.
If you say something stupid, goofy or impolite (hey, it happens) don’t backpedal or get flustered. Act as if nothing is wrong. Embarrassment is for the little people.
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Be scandalous.
Rudely glance around the room every so often when a girl is talking to you.
Be inattentive. Betas focus like a laser beam when engaging a girl because she is the reason for his existence. Alphas exist for themselves.
Be narcissistic. There is no greater divergence than that between a woman’s stated disapproval of male narcissism and the rapidity with which she jumps into bed with a male narcissist.
Keep a toothpick in your mouth if you don’t smoke.
Be judgmental. Say “Hm” and “I see” a lot when a woman talks to you, arching your eyebrows and frowning skeptically.
If a girl says something genuinely funny (rare, like a lunar eclipse), don’t boisterously laugh in appreciation. Snicker instead.
Be territorial. Spread those arms and legs out.
Learn to love the pregnant pause. When a girl shit tests you, don’t respond like a wind-up beta. Give her a blank, serial killer stare and wait… wait……. waiiiiit for it…. ANSWER! Wow, that was hot. I’m positive I just made a female reader squirm delightfully in her seat.
If you don’t have a witty answer ready for deployment, silence beats stilted conversation.
Lead with your crotch.
Don’t ever fall for the “tap on the shoulder” or the “something on your tie” gags.
Be imperious. The world is your harem.
Finally… use the power of your back. Turning your back on people who have displeased you is a great way to get them to qualify themselves. Girls will reopen. Guys will vamoose.
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I think these are pretty right on target.
I was really impressed that Roissy added “Keep a toothpick in your mouth if you don’t smoke.”
This is a great non-smoker guy move.
Another option?
In a non-smoking restaurant, use a cocktail straw or stir.
You always want to draw a girls attention to your mouth.
That is why smoking is so effective.
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I agree with most of this. The toothpick thing is something I’ve been doing for years, and it goes great with cocky eye contact and body language. However, that being said, it’s almost imposible for non-alphas to appear alpha without looking like try hards.
08/06/2009 at 7:26 am Permalink
Assanova,
Agreed! Sticking feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken. Females will be able to sniff out an alpha front in no time. As funny as Roissy is, I disagree totally with acting like an alpha within the seduction community. The goal is to tap into your sheer masculinity and let alpha qualities flow naturally.
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