How to Un-Pick up Girls
How to Un-Pick up Girls
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It seems like everybody these days, qualified or not, is spitting out information about How to Pick up Girls. As you know, over at The G Manifesto, we are light years ahead of everyone else.
One of the biggest problems you will run into if you follow The G Manifesto to The Seventh Letter, is you will have more girls that you know what to do with. Which in turn will bog you down from swooping more girls. A classic vicious cycle.
And if you swoop 100 plus fly girls year over year (like I do), and regulate them on 3000 thread count Egyptian Cotton sheets (like I do), you will get girls that want to play you close like Nutella plays toast (like I do).
The True Art of The Game is How to Un-Pick up Girls.
Keep in mind, I said this is an “Art”. It is not about being an asshole to girls. Any regular guy from Rehab at The Hard Rock in an Affliction shirt can do that. It’s about subtly “cooling out” girls, much like the old-school Con Men did to their “Marks”.
Ideally, you want her to “break up” with you (girls are just like lawyers, you have to be one step ahead and make them think it is their idea), but you don’t want to piss the girl off so much that you can never swoop her again.
The key is being able to “back-burner” girls so you are able to swoop the girls again down the road. (And swoop her fly friends). If you can throw a fly girl on the team, she can be a gift that keeps on giving.
Here is how it is done:
Smoking
Smoking cigarettes works great while initially swooping girls. However, even the most “smoke friendly” girls these days will get over you soon enough if you are constantly spracking up. Chain smoking works especially well on American Girls and specifically Southern California girls. American Girls are now hardwired to hate chain smoking from pop-culture, Hollywood, glossy magazines and status quo thinking.
Aloof Game
Again, being aloof works great during attraction stages. Nevertheless, if you continue to be aloof towards girls they will finally reach the breaking point and want to call it quits. The best part of “Aloof Game” is when you run into the same girl 6 months later and she sees you dressed in custom vines, she won’t remember why she broke it off. She will probably apologize for not keeping in touch!
Heaters
I have said before that girls claim they like “Bad Boys” (girl’s language, not mine). The truth is, what girls really like is mass produced, mall purchased, corporate created Bad Boys. All but the most down girls will run the other way if you leave your Desert Eagle out on your Isamu Noguchi table with Ski Masks. Surprisingly, I have even used this on fly girls that have dated sons of famous, and I mean, historically famous Organized Crime figures. To great effect.
Mc Eiht – Straight Up Menace
Travel
This is the key. When you first meet a girl, you have to imply/tell a girl you travel a lot. For your humble author, this is easy, since I do. After you take her home that night and swoop her, tell her you have to go on a trip to Rio de Janeiro or Latvia or something. It’s the perfect “cool out”. Then call her a week and a half later and swoop her again. Rinse and Repeat. Sooner or later, she will meet some Ed Hardy shirt guy that will sponsor her and she will break up with you!
Other Girls
Always say “what up” and give other girls you run into “two kisses” greetings when you are “dating” a girl. Get other girls phone numbers in front of the girl you are “dating”. Say something like, “she is on the board of such and such charity. She is a good girl to know”. After a while, even the most confident of girls (yes, I have done this on the most self assured Flyest Girls) will get edgy. It has to be natural though. Havoc said it best; “Hav’ don’t change for no chick, and they adapt to him. Never get cool with you ni$ggaz, I end up clappin ’em”
Drugs
This one is risky, especially in The Down Economy, because a lot of fly girls love Drugs. You should only do this one on some moralistic Red State girl. The other risk, is a lot of girls “motherly” instinct will come out and they will want to “save you”. Still, heavy drug use is a classic on getting girls itchy. When you meet her down the line (so to speak) you can tell her you washed up your act and have been keeping your nose clean (so to speak). Re-swoop.
DJ Quik – Tha Bombudd
Success Stories
If you constantly tell stories about your successes, and do it with a very high degree of swagger, most girls will want to breakup with you after a while. Girls, by and large are vindictive creatures that that want to keep you down. Only the best of the best actually want you to enjoy the rosy hue of unlimited success. (Makes no sense, I know).
Never two nights in a row
One of the easiest ways to avoid getting in two deep (and I don’t mean that 90’s rap duo from Vallejo, CA either) is to never spend two nights in a row with a girl. Most cats will swoop a girl for the first time on a Friday night and take her out on Saturday night. After you swoop a girl, go on vacation. Swoop her again a week later. Keep her on that “once per week” program and sooner or later she will “want more” and cut you loose.
N2DEEP – Back To The Hotel
If all else fails:
Serial Killers
Leave biographies of Serial Killers around your crib. It doesn’t matter if it is a book about “The Stockwell Strangler”,” The Lambeth Poisoner”, “The Sunderland Strangler”, “The Acid Bath Murderer”, “The Vampire of London”, “The Camden Ripper”, “The Beast in the Night”, “The Wolf Man”, “The Sneinton Strangler”, “The Black Panther”, “Palmer the Poisoner”, “The Brides in the Bath”, “The Yorkshire Ripper”, “House of Horrors”, “The Ipswich Ripper”, “The Freeway Killer”, “The Hillside Strangler” or “The Shoe Fetish Slayer”.
But for maximum effect, biographies about Ed Gein (not the Maître d’ at Canal bar either), Son of Sam, or Ted Bundy probably work best.
If the girl doesn’t mind all the above techniques, she is probably a cool girl and you should date her.
She’s a keeper.
At least for a while.
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08/07/2009 at 10:14 am Permalink
Everyone is talking that yak yak about to pick up girls and you are two steps ahead talking about how to unpick up girls.
classic manifesto future game.
06/08/2009 at 11:39 am Permalink
OK, challenge.
1. I effed up, made a chump of myself, and now have a live-in GF single mom. I thought I made it clear early on that it was temporary, but she has wormed her way in deep. IE, bank accounts have her name on them her name’s on the deed, etc.
2. No common law marriage in NJ, USA.
3. I’m reading up on divorce tactics anyway – screw unto others. After 3 years and all the cr@p she’s pulled, she doesn’t deserve Jeffrey Dahmer, let alone an actual man.
4. Any suggestions on how to apply the above theories to the art of removing a used-up never was from your life, so that she will decide to leave? Because of the user attitude she’s taken, there’s not much other than the house itself – and neither of us want the house at this point (bad location in a horrible market, it’s a total mess.)
Any advice would be appreciated. I can’t take up smoking (asthmatic), and won’t use drugs, but she and the kid need to go. I’m looking for any option other than walking, which is currently Plan A. House is a loss, but refi’d and the market can’t stay destroyed forever, even in NJ. 🙂
Since this isn’t a message board:
steyraug
Thanks for the original concept, the blog, the links to other blogs, and the advice.
Oh, and the pictures are OK, too. 😉
06/08/2009 at 10:50 pm Permalink
hey man. love the posts.
check me out
http://theteachingsofrsleazy.blogspot.com/
06/01/2010 at 8:53 pm Permalink
That serial killer book shit is genius. Of the course the drugs thing should go without saying, particularly when she’s the one addicted, then you can pretty much do whatever you want and then kick back to the dark alley you found her in.
06/01/2010 at 10:10 pm Permalink
thedcam,
“That serial killer book shit is genius.”
Yeah, I just re-read this one. It really is pure genius.
So innovative and futuristic.
– MPM
19/02/2010 at 12:19 pm Permalink
Unless you’re playing on the textile ignorance of your swoops, I wouldn’t brag about 3000-thread count sheets among those who know better. You’re right to choose Egyptian cotton, but there are diminishing and even regressive returns on counts over 300-400. Apart from the fabric type, quality depends far more on yarn size and weave construction than on the thread count which is often used deceptively by marketers.
If you want to read up more on it, here’s a good place to start: http://www.linenplace.com/product_guide/truth_about_thread_count.html
19/02/2010 at 12:26 pm Permalink
Tinderbox,
Yeah. It was a joke.
Not everything I write about should be taken seriously.
– MPM
13/08/2010 at 5:57 am Permalink
Great post.
Never two nights in a row is important is important if you want to keep it on the casual tip. No matter what you tell her verbally–or even if she concedes she doesn’t want a relationship–her monogamy instincts will kick in if you hang out with her that often.
Eric
22/07/2011 at 7:57 am Permalink
This is a very refreshing post as its pretty unique. 95+% of game articles, book, etc talk about how to get the girl but the real game is managing chicks after you get the bang. If you are like me and dont want any sort of relationships, getting a girl to end it with you is the skeleton key to the lifestyle I enjoy the most.
02/03/2012 at 6:44 pm Permalink
I def kept to the never two nights in a row for my last casual on again mostly off chick (single mom). Even after I had to break it down to tell her I just wanted to be friends and have sex…ol’ girl is still sendin me bikini pics..
30/01/2013 at 7:02 am Permalink
OK so here is my situation, my sisters friend got to crushing on me but i wasn’t aware of how bad it was until she started posting all this “where is my heart and my head going with this”
we have hooked up in the past, like 2 years ago, and we did again in the last few weeks. but i have yet to tell her i have feelings for hwer, i try andkeeop the conversations as neutral as can be and i don’t put on the “boyfriend hat” when i am around her. but basicaly the play dumb and casual approach is backfiring like mad, the more i seem to not care, the more she seems to like me.
the worst of it all is that i am crushing on her co worker and we finally hung out last night and definitelt had some chemistry, problem is that is was at girl a’s house who is crushing on me so now i gotta figure out how to friend zone girl a and not look like a jackass to girl b. any advice?