Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill
Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill
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Anyone who knows me, knows I have been waging a War against Ed Hardy Clothing and “Ed Hardy Guy” for years now.
If I was a rapper, my album cover would have me standing by my Cadillac, guard up, with a Ed Hardy shirt under the wheel a la Kool Moe Dee’s “How Ya Like Me Know”.
It looks like the pendulum is really starting to swing in my favor:
Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill
Not really a fan of this Dirt Nasty guy either, but as Mark “Chopper” Read always said, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend”.
I guess Christian Audiger’s crappy nightclub in the equally crappy Treasure Island is folding too.
Like the “Striped Shirt Guy” before him, I won’t stop until the maggots are feasting on “Ed Hardy Guy’s” and “Christian Audiger Guy’s” over tanned flesh.
Now you tell me who won,
I see them, they run
– Pac
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Thanks to T over at The Rawness for tipping me on this.
fuck Ed Hardy,
fuck Christian Audiger,
fuck Christian Audiger Clothing as a staff, a clothing company, and as a mother f**kin crew.
And if you want to be down with Christian Audiger Clothing,
Then fuck you too.
– Interpolation of Tupac – Hit em up.
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Once this War is over, I promise, I will start working on Universal Healthcare.
But, first things first.
And Oh yeah, fuck Affliction too.
The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
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Tupac – Hit Em Up(Uncensored)
To End this on a good note:
06/08/2009 at 9:21 am Permalink
MPM,
I think that tool in the picture (obviously that girls cousin) is wearing “Hurley” not Ed Hardy.
Fyi.
06/08/2009 at 9:23 am Permalink
Bob,
Point well taken, I guess.
Not sure how you know it is “Hurley”.
It looks to me like that girl threw up a rainbow roll from some cheap “party sushi” joint on his shirt a few minutes before the picture was taken.
– MPM
06/08/2009 at 2:02 pm Permalink
“No mercy”
06/08/2009 at 2:20 pm Permalink
Fuck Ed Hardy.
06/08/2009 at 2:37 pm Permalink
“Hey Christian Audigier, ever feel an AK spray your face..” hahaha.
06/08/2009 at 3:09 pm Permalink
Ed Hardy sucks. Christian Audiger Sucks. That is all i have to say.
06/08/2009 at 3:29 pm Permalink
MPM, thank you for your continued work on bringing them down.
Good is on your side.
Fuck Ed Hardy!
06/08/2009 at 6:36 pm Permalink
The mini-mart has Ed Hardy lighters for like 4$, funny not one has sold.
06/08/2009 at 6:39 pm Permalink
That was when Kool Moe Dee and LL Cool J were dissin’ each other. Mama said knock you out is Cool J’s comeback.
07/08/2009 at 5:32 pm Permalink
Hi stranger,
“That was when Kool Moe Dee and LL Cool J were dissin’ each other. Mama said knock you out is Cool J’s comeback.”
Exactly.
– MPM
08/08/2009 at 7:36 am Permalink
nice find…last verse is my favourite.
yeah MPM, it’ll be fine day indeed when this clothing fad is finally moldering in its grave. of course, something equally wack, if not worse, will rise to take its place.
10/08/2009 at 2:03 pm Permalink
Guy in the first verse and last verse were hilarious, the middle guy barely even mentioned fucking Ed Hardy!
11/08/2009 at 7:55 am Permalink
who hates ed n audigier?
u v just drawn d batl lines
u over pmampered grown up lazy dirty fcukheads n crack heads
11/08/2009 at 8:30 am Permalink
ahmad,
I hope you are joking.
If not, take that $100 you were going to spend on a gay t-shirt and go take some English classes at your local community college.
11/08/2009 at 8:39 am Permalink
T. AKA Ricky Raw,
Agreed.
The third verse cracks me up.
– MPM
10/11/2009 at 10:50 am Permalink
lol
fuck AFFLICTION!!!!!!
28/01/2010 at 12:01 am Permalink
Ed Hardy used to be the shit. But every douchebag and his dog wears it now. I like the style but its fucking played out
28/01/2010 at 6:05 am Permalink
Too much hating going on here, I love ed hardy, it makes it so easy to tell who’s a complete faggot when I go out now
checkers
14/02/2010 at 11:56 am Permalink
I can’t stand Ed Hardy and his run-of-the-mill generic bullshit ass style. Every time I see the stupid wanna-be Chink-tiger, I wanna punch the bitch wearing it straight in the dick. Fuck Ed Hardy.
20/06/2010 at 6:06 pm Permalink
Awsome! Listen to the song by Pony Death Ride called “who the fuck is Ed Hardy?
myspace.com/ponydeathride