Roissy: Agree And Amplify, Relationship Game
Roissy: Agree And Amplify, Relationship Game
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Roissy spits some pretty good Relationship Game:
If you aren’t a natural at deflecting shit tests of all varieties, then you must teach yourself. For those men not blessed with the quickness of mind and aloofness of temperament to handle shit tests like a champ, a system must be devised. I’ve found one. I call it the Agree & Amplify anti-shit test counterinsurgency.
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The concept is simple. When you are hit with a shit test, agree with your girl, and then amplify your agreement. Here are some examples:
GIRL: “Why didn’t you call last night? Are you dating someone else?”
YOU: “Yep, I’ve got a harem to service. Be happy you’re in the top tier.”
***
GIRL: “Are you just going to sit around all day playing video games?”
YOU: “Damn straight. With enough hard work I should be able to push this to a full month.”
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GIRL: “We’re going to that restaurant again?”
YOU: “Yeah, and because you’ve bitched, we’re going there for the next ten years.”
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GIRL: “Sometimes you can be such an asshole. My ex knew how to treat a lady.”
YOU: “I bet he did. You should beg him to take you back. I could use the peace and quiet.”
***
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GIRL: “Don’t you have any ambition in life?”
YOU: “Zero. Could you be a dear and hook up my feeding tube?”
***
GIRL: “I didn’t like the way you flirted with that girl at the party tonight.”
YOU: “I know, I’m an incorrigible flirt. Good thing you didn’t see the other ten girls I flirted with. Phew!”
***
GIRL: “You never get me flowers or write me poetry.”
YOU: “You’re right. Just think of my cock as a flower and our fucking as poetry in motion.”
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GIRL: “I think we should take this slower.”
YOU: “You read my mind! Can I pencil you in next month?”
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GIRL: [Making it obvious she’s flirting with another guy in your presence.]
YOU: “Hey, if you’re gonna try to make me jealous by flirting in front of me, at least put on a good show. I haven’t seen bad flirting like that since your Mom tried to pick me up.”
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GIRL: “Buy me a drink.”
YOU: “Sure thing. Would you like my ATM pin number as well?”
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GIRL: [Calls you back two days after you left her a message.]
YOU: “Only two days later? Wow, you’re slipping. A true player waits a year before calling back.”
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GIRL: “I really feel we aren’t compatible.”
YOU: “You’re right, we’re *totally* incompatible. I like to wake up at 8:30 and you get up at 8:15. Who can live with that?!”
Good to keep in mind, especially if I ever find myself in a relationship.
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The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
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AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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Justin Warfield – Fishermans Grotto
05/08/2011 at 10:34 am Permalink
We’ve been together for 9 months or so. This short convo took place a couple of hours after a decent argument we had about how im not putting work into planning a vacation that us and some of our friends are taking. The convo also came up just a few minutes after i changed my fb prof pic to this absolutely hilarious pic
http://www.flickr.com/photos/20138188@N00/127101836/in/pool-39019558@N00/
i found in some other blog, immediately deeming it prof pic material given its general hilarity and relativity to my situation. The convo took place on FB. FYI I am Jewish and she is not.
5:47pm
her – is that profile picture your passive aggressive way of insulting me?
ya know
me – just showing my religious pride, you should try it sometime
(i thought pretty hard about this initial response as i was pretty taken aback by her sudden attack. Kinda served to take the focus off her impression that i was insulting her)
her – i know what shiksas means and it’s not a very nice thing to say about a non jewish girl
considering our conversation before, im taking it as your passive aggressive way of taking a hit at me
very mature
Her trying to infer irrational reasoning to my actions which she’s become pretty good at)
me – You are very perceptive
got the instincts of a tiger
a cute little person version of a tiger
(This was a tough one again i thought hard about it. Tough tho because i didnt fell it was a time to throw a neg her way, but i also definitely didnt wanna just set her straight and say no i wasnt being a dick by putting up the pic because im sure she wouldnt even buy it or say something like “if you didnt even think that would hurt my feelings your an idiot” or something.)
her – you are an asshole
and not even the cute kind
very mature
passive facebook aggression
wow didnt know you could go that low i might as well date one of those 16 yr olds who gave me their number last saturday
(I love this line. Notice her attempting to convey that she has the possibility to have MULTIPLE other gentlemen callers while calling me immature, obviously trying to scare me into crawling back to her and apologizing foolishly thinking that would work. Classic head full of steam westchester bitch motif type chat, feeling disrespected so she has to try and disrespect me more.)
me – Yea but were any of them jewish?
dont think so
(I dunno, this kind of serves as stalling her in her tirade and me conveying that im not gonna turn a serious ear to this matter. I kind of like it but not thrilled with it.)
She signed off right after that, so i guess it did serve to show that i wouldnt be rattled by her attempts at taking me down off my alpha post.
Comments of the good and bad variety greatly appreciated.
04/09/2011 at 3:39 pm Permalink
Wow, a lot of these sound like “How to get your girlfriend to dump you in 2.5 seconds or less.”