New York City, I am Thinking…
New York City, I am Thinking…
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New York City, I am thinking, Fashion Week, I am thinking, Circa Tabac smoking cigarettes and gulping cocktails, I am thinking, getting sweated like a steam room by three Latinas, I am thinking, models at Downtown Cipriani’s, I am thinking, ask them for a light and their number, I am thinking, Double Light move, I am thinking, Steak Tartare at Balthazar, I am thinking, Number Crunching model named Alexa outside Balthazar, I am thinking, Meat Packing District unfortunately, I am thinking, Beeks on the street, I am thinking, swoop girl outside of Kiss and Fly, I am thinking, beeks from limo driver, I am thinking, swooping fly girl at hotel, I am thinking, Pastrami sandwich at Katz Deli, I am thinking, New York Egg Cream, I am thinking, banging out phone calls in the park across the street, I am thinking, day swooping Dominican Girl, I am thinking, Entering the Dragon, I am thinking, I am all about dinero like Pesci, I am thinking, Dinner with super fly Sophisto wine girl at Gramercy Tavern, I am thinking, best table in the house, I am thinking, best sweetbreads I have ever had, I am thinking, Spanish vino, I am thinking, blood red carpet treatment, I am thinking, Custom Suit is killing it, I have been nice since Kris Kross wore backwards pants, I am thinking, I am thinking, aloof Game, I am thinking, stories about my life as an International Playboy, I am thinking, she is in love, I am thinking, my Game is Platinum Plated, I am thinking, and so does she, I am thinking, swooping, I am thinking, #1 in NYC, I am thinking, King f*cking Kong, I am thinking, Soho pimping, I am thinking, girl that looks like Ashanti, I am the Game Bounty Hunter, I am thinking, A Dead Bat in Paraguay, I am thinking, People say “Live and Let Live” , I am thinking, I say “Live and Let Die”, I am thinking, Everybody try to make it, I am thinking, But my spot isn’t vacant, I am thinking, my traps and patience make my Game Taliban Dangerous, I am thinking, peeling girls off Prince Street, I am thinking, Street Gaming models on Grand Street, I am thinking, Spitting Game on Spring Street, I am thinking, I love the streets, I am thinking, but they don’t love me back, I am thinking, so I keep an eye open and my gat, I am thinking, High Heels and Dirty Deals, I am thinking, Swoop Aussie Girl, I am thinking, She said, do all those things that you want to do to me, I am thinking, Street Eats, I am thinking, Lamb with rice, I am thinking, Downtown Cipriani’s, I am thinking, Model girl picks up on some London Guy with Jonas Brother’s hair instead of me, I am thinking, Weesh, I am thinking, Soho Grand, I am thinking, more Aussie girls for Fashion Week, I am thinking, More Beeks, I am thinking, More Steak Tartare at Balthazar, I am thinking, Number Crunch Russian Model outside, I am thinking, She has braids like Kornikova, I am thinking, I turn away because I am foaming at the mouth, I am thinking, I am starting to grow Fangs, I am thinking, mad tapas at Boqueria with Russian Model, I am thinking, Home, I am thinking, Italian ices on Mulberry street, I am thinking, NYU swooping, I am thinking, spitting razors in Washington Square Park, I am thinking, Kissing Model Girl in Stuvesant Square, I am thinking, day swooping her in The Rutherford, I am thinking, Chopping down 1st Ave, I am thinking, Raoul’s at 11:45 on a Sunday night with more Models, I am thinking, so much steak tartare, I am thinking, I might be getting stomach worms, I am thinking, and I am going off the deep end fast, I am thinking, that’s ok though, I am thinking, I am in the best city in America, I am thinking….
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Michael Porfirio Mason
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12/10/2009 at 7:57 pm Permalink
I am thinking once again you are spot on, from a young aspiring G to a true veteran. Kiss N Fly though? Hopefully you are just in and out of that place for a quick Birthday Game or Double Light Move outside.
Keep ’em comin MPM, from uptown
12/10/2009 at 8:17 pm Permalink
Joseph L. Piffington,
Ha, I actually didn’t go in. I was faded looking to pick something fly off.
Thankfully, I did.
– MPM
13/10/2009 at 4:46 pm Permalink
glad youre back
14/10/2009 at 9:38 am Permalink
I think this is your best post yet.
14/10/2009 at 12:21 pm Permalink
MPM,
I like the post but as far as constructive criticism goes, I honestly couldn’t finish reading it, too much repetition.
I like this line, “I am thinking, my Game is Platinum Plated, I am thinking, and so does she”, haha.
14/10/2009 at 3:11 pm Permalink
Justin H.,
It was a concept piece.
An ode to one of my favorite writers.
– MPM
14/10/2009 at 3:49 pm Permalink
Pleased to see you gave Bret Easton Ellis his due. “Porsche 911 I am thinking”-PB
14/10/2009 at 4:23 pm Permalink
Caesar,
My favorite paragraph ever written.
I think the same way when I am on a runner.
– MPM
15/10/2009 at 11:27 am Permalink
‘my traps and patience make my game taliban dangerous’
mpm your hard
18/10/2009 at 12:26 pm Permalink
This blog reads like that of a delusional, tweaked out sophomore English major at a bottom-feeder university who idolizes (flamboyantly homosexual) Bret Easton Ellis and Anthony Burgess to the point of outright plagiarism. Any elements of truth in your ludicrously exaggerated life stories are completely overshadowed by your laughably bad writing and the stench of mediocrity that permeates it. Money can buy a person Stephane Kelian shoes and STD-ridden pussy; unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to have bought you any sort of talent.
18/10/2009 at 6:13 pm Permalink
yet you continue to read it.
21/10/2009 at 9:11 am Permalink
You know you made it when you get some haters. Glad you’re back, MPM.
21/10/2009 at 10:46 am Permalink
b,
I have had them since day one.
If you succeed prepare to be crucified.
– MPM
08/11/2009 at 3:56 pm Permalink
“my traps and patience make my Game Taliban Dangerous” … Money.
12/11/2009 at 9:21 pm Permalink
phenomenal piece of writing…the last time you wrote in this style was excellent as well….
13/11/2009 at 11:54 am Permalink
your favorite writers favorite writer,
Thanks. Yeah, I thought both were masterpieces as well.
– MPM
15/09/2010 at 7:22 pm Permalink
The writing’s fine, besides, to paraphrase Wilde, mpms work represents his talent, his life represents his art