How to Swoop Tons of Different Girls at the Same Time and Not Get Caught
How to Swoop Tons of Different Girls at the Same Time and Not Get Caught
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Fact: American Girls are terrible prospects for dating.
So to affray this reality, the only move left for American based G to play is to swoop tons of Different Girls at the Same Time. This way you can look at the “bright side” of each girl and add them together to “create” one decent girl.
Well, either that or it’s because of all the sexual perversions, monogamy is the most unnatural.
Here is how to not get caught:
Date Girls with Boyfriends
We have already broken down the benefits to Dating Girls with Boyfriends. Girls with boyfriends are less labor intensive and they don’t bug the sh#t out of you. That is what their boyfriend is for, right?
Clean your Sheets
Girls have a strong sense of smell and can tell if you have regulated other girls on the Tempur-pedic (I am seriously thinking of getting one of these. My back is starting to hurt from all the E-Tabs I took as a young up and coming Prototype G). Get your sheets cleaned often.
I was just doing the math. Last year, I paid my maids like 40k in cleaning costs because I was swooping so many girls. Not bad for a Down Economy. So far this year? Hell, sky’s the limit, I just saw my maids pushing the Q Four Five Infinit.
I was going through mad sets of bed sheets too. I think I single handedly raised the demand on Egyptian Cotton. That industry probably owes me a thank you card.
Diversify your Girl Portfolio
Many weesh “players” get caught because they are always tapping the same source (so to speak). Logic would dictate that you wouldn’t want to swoop three different girls at your place of work, right?
Use geography to your advantage. In NYC, for instance, you should swoop a fly NYU girl, a Soho Model, an Upper East-side Mobile, maybe a few Hipster girls and Butter Pecans etc.
In LA, maybe swoop a beach girl from Manhattan, some psedo-P0rn girls from Sunset, a Croatian from Pedro, some Fresas up from Mexico City and a chocolate deluxe from the east side of the LBC.
You get the broken picture.
Exotic Dancers
If you have been reading The G Manifesto for a while, you are familiar with the benefit play of swooping Exotic Dancers. Exotics are great for the rotation because they are always working at night, and generally speaking, are extremely low-maintenance. The less they are around, the lesser chance you have of being caught.
Conjointly, they can hang upside down from my Italian Murano Chandelier while doing the splits.
Try to find a civilian girl that can do that.
Aliases
It always amazes me how guys in The Game don’t use aliases. Me? I use tons. Not to sound like a flash bastard, but I have been going on an ID spree and have like 10 full sets now.
Even I am starting to get confused what my real name is. I am Bi-polar with an identity crisis to say the least.
With multiple Aliases you create confusion in the marketplace and lower your chances of girls figuring out who you are. You can even swoop two girls that are best friends.
Hell, I one time swooped the same girl twice, 6 months apart with different names and a haircut. And she was none the wiser.
Mad Futuristic.
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05/11/2009 at 9:36 pm Permalink
Well said G, well said. The part of aliases is so true. It keeps shit exciting for one’s self and makes life and the game a little more fun.
05/11/2009 at 9:42 pm Permalink
Hey, do you still think that GOLD/SILVER still have a lot of room to go up?
How about the price of oil?
06/11/2009 at 4:18 am Permalink
Of course, should you get caught, don’t forget the words of the master: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx-BoaWQ2MU&hd=1
06/11/2009 at 4:36 am Permalink
Gman,
Where was that picture taken?
Isn´t nature unfair. Compare the trio at the front with the trio of homely girls in the back.
Only problem is the horrible skirt on the girl on the right. Not that I would care much.
06/11/2009 at 5:57 am Permalink
Love the natural pic you put up. The tips are great man… truly classics that will stand the test of time 🙂
06/11/2009 at 11:34 am Permalink
Jon Cruz,
“makes life and the game a little more fun”
That is what is all about.
Too many are too serious about this stuff.
– MPM
06/11/2009 at 11:35 am Permalink
Entropy,
“Hey, do you still think that GOLD/SILVER still have a lot of room to go up?”
Yep. I think hit new high today.
“How about the price of oil?”
I have been steering clear of the energies.
– MPM
06/11/2009 at 11:36 am Permalink
waznt me,
Forgot about that track.
Good work.
– MPM
06/11/2009 at 11:36 am Permalink
Smartduck,
“Where was that picture taken?”
Certainly not America.
– MPM
06/11/2009 at 11:37 am Permalink
Riker
“Love the natural pic you put up. The tips are great man… truly classics that will stand the test of time :)”
That’s what we do over here Riker.
Drop classics.
– MPM
06/11/2009 at 1:11 pm Permalink
Use this in combination with roosh’s “post sex clean up check list” …..losing quality girls because of lazy , stupid mistakes …ie…..(not cleaning sheets, not removing hair, used condoms visable in the trash, etc.) ……..is like giving the other team easy lay ups and missing your free throws……keep your spot clean and evidence free…..don’t be a loser! Great tip about “aliases” G, i need to work on my “passport/ID” game!
06/11/2009 at 3:23 pm Permalink
Posner is managed by the same guy as Wale, right?
Between your relationship with VK/Roosh/Roiss and your knowledge of DC music scene, that’s gotta be homebase, right?
06/11/2009 at 4:50 pm Permalink
G,
“Honey came in and she caught G red-handed
Swooping those fly girls next door
Picture this, they were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor”
And, follow the words of wisdom: never give her the keys to your villa
06/11/2009 at 5:06 pm Permalink
Seeking Alpha,
Nope. I do know DC well though.
Like many places.
I was just there last month, first time in like 3 years.
– MPM
06/11/2009 at 5:07 pm Permalink
“And, follow the words of wisdom: never give her the keys to your villa”
Yeah, that might be one of the dumbest moves you can do.
– MPM
06/11/2009 at 6:47 pm Permalink
This is even better than “How to cook a steak” you wrote 6 months ago.
40K in maids! Hilarious.
Keep em coming MPM
06/11/2009 at 7:55 pm Permalink
Giving up the keys is pretty dumb, but you can always change the locks. Dumbest move is actually letting her know how to locate your spot. Think Bruce Wayne’s bat cave. Vicky Vale was none the wiser.
06/11/2009 at 11:36 pm Permalink
40K worth of maid clean-up? Suuuuuurrrre bro. You try too hard, nigga.
08/11/2009 at 9:07 am Permalink
Haha the alias tip is a classic. A new club in my bag.
09/11/2009 at 3:19 pm Permalink
Tez- you’re an idiot
MPM- pure genius in this article, per usual.
How can salvage the situation if i get caught swooping different girls. I’m swooping 3 at the same university and they all suspect something… should i come clean or deny til i die?? Help a young G.
09/11/2009 at 3:50 pm Permalink
anonymous upcoming G,
Deny, and then deny more.
– MPM
10/11/2009 at 3:14 pm Permalink
stripper girls are prone to showing up at 345am on a tuesday night when they feel the itch for some plowing. be sure to wear a rubber too. a lot of em are off the pill b/c they know about the studies that show they make more when they’re fertile. you are right about how low maintenance they are. one i’d dated saw me at my last fight, she was wondering where i’d been, after she flaked out on me for having dated another girl she worked with after she didn’t return a couple of my calls and i stopped calling her. go figure.
10/11/2009 at 4:27 pm Permalink
In other news, I read this morning that Harrods sales of gold bars has been tremendous, a clear cut sign that commodities are heading into free fall.
11/12/2009 at 7:38 pm Permalink
Wow, one thing is for sure those are not American girls lol.
30/03/2010 at 9:23 pm Permalink
haha hillarious