To All The Girls
To All The Girls
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Crush It!: Why NOW Is the Time to Cash In on Your Passion
From the SF Crab House, to the LA cat house, to the college frat house, to the DC Crack House, to the Miami Beach brat house to the NYC mad house, girls are non-stop complaining:
“All the good guys are taken!”
“It is so hard to meet a good man!”
“Where are all the great guys?!”
(Disclaimer: I haven’t actually “heard” girls say this. I am not the shoulder to cry on and I have a very low threshold for rubbish. And my Psychosis and Ego are so out of control these days, if I hear a girl talking about other guys or men in general, I simply bounce like checks from Middle America in 2009. But either way, I am sure girls say this gibberish.)
To all the girls, news just in: there are good guys out there.
For one, I am single. Let’s look at my stats for a quick second. I have (again, not to be a flash bastard, just kicking the fountain of youth*):
• Youthful, brutally handsome good looks.
• A fat pocket. And I am liquid.
• A suit collection, second to maybe, Ozwald Boateng.
• A name that carries mad weight like a coke scale on the street, the beach, nightclubs and dope restaurants. Internationally.
• Great genetics and a full head of hair.
• Put girls in a deep sleep from Grape Street Watts to Watts Street, Soho.
• Class, Style and Dash.
• Since age 10, my team played to win.
• Strong Ambition since the days of Kahane. And some time in reform school to prove it.
• Undefeated in the bedroom. Somewhere around XXXX-0. Give or take a few hundred wins.
• Came out on top of The Ecstasy Wonder Gang Wars of the 90’s.
• Street smarts and flow multiple languages.
• A positive, down to earth, humble attitude.
• Hell, I even know like 40 different Zippo tricks.
The thing is, it is actually pretty easy to land a guy like me. And I think every guy I know will agree with me on this. All you girls need to do is this:
• Have timeless, striking, stunning, unique beauty.
• Be bisexual.
• Stay 21 years old forever.
• Have a father who is the richest businessman in your home country. 100 million give or take a mill here or a mill there.
• Be a smoker.
• Wreck shop in the kitchen.
• Historical family name. (Sure I come from a great family, but a generation ago, my family was letting off bombs on the streets of Belfast and the beaches of the Basque Country. I need to get some upward mobility out of the deal.)
• Be feminine and wear high heels and dresses. Always.
• Be able to do the splits and move your hips. Bonus points for being able to do back flips.
It’s really that easy.
The craziest thing about this is I have dated three girls in my life that actually met these criteria. But I was too young to settle down. Only time will tell if Sonny was right or wrong when he said “You only get three great ones”.
Anyways, girls, I just gave you the master plan.
Till then I am Frank Abagnale, Catch Me If You Can.
(*fountain of youth = truth)
Crush It!: Why NOW Is the Time to Cash In on Your Passion
The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com
Mobb Deep – Kells
11/11/2009 at 7:56 pm Permalink
MPM,
nice post. Enjoyed the word play too. I was wondering, if I ever happen to find myself in some dope rstaurant/club, you mind if I drop your name for some special consideration?
11/11/2009 at 7:58 pm Permalink
my bad, I meant specifically in NYC.
12/11/2009 at 5:43 am Permalink
Your killing it out there. Two classic posts in a week.
12/11/2009 at 12:08 pm Permalink
good words to live by
all you young bucks
12/11/2009 at 12:09 pm Permalink
ps
zero mod
ala roissy
makes more traffic
12/11/2009 at 12:41 pm Permalink
Justin H,
Sure.
– MPM
12/11/2009 at 12:42 pm Permalink
Accountguy,
Its all classics all day over here.
– MPM
12/11/2009 at 12:43 pm Permalink
Firepower,
Yeah, that is a good idea.
I just don’t know how to do it. I am more Analog than Digital.
I need to get some tech cat on it.
– MPM
12/11/2009 at 6:58 pm Permalink
Is it even possible for a G to settle down?
13/11/2009 at 12:24 am Permalink
Gman, would you consider this girl to have timeless, striking unique beauty? Thoughts please?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q4Z2IcWvPl0/SvztJmp-tII/AAAAAAAACdQ/tnPWPC86NpY/s1600-h/168868018.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q4Z2IcWvPl0/SvztJRJM1MI/AAAAAAAACdI/FzY83jJjWR8/s1600-h/919853713.jpg
13/11/2009 at 11:54 am Permalink
Seph,
Seems impossible, doesn’t it?
– MPM
13/11/2009 at 11:55 am Permalink
reader?,
Your girl?
– MPM
13/11/2009 at 4:07 pm Permalink
G,
Aint heard these 2 in years. Taking it back Sergio Tacchini and gumby fade style. Keepin the classics alive as usual.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mPho_BlN6M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4oV4ZFsRlA&feature=related
13/11/2009 at 8:24 pm Permalink
G – I wish. Not my girl. She what you would consider a unique beauty?
13/11/2009 at 8:35 pm Permalink
Chris R,
Me neither. Thanks for posting.
Loves Train is so dope. They hit a three with seconds remaining on that one. Pretty much perfection.
Levert is ill also. The crazy thing about music today is I doubt they would even get a deal now.
They are a great bridge between classic soul cats and modern day.
– MPM
13/11/2009 at 8:36 pm Permalink
reader,
No.
I would go with the girl at the top of the post for that criteria.
– MPM
14/11/2009 at 5:34 pm Permalink
Top notch post. Cotto by decision.
14/11/2009 at 11:44 pm Permalink
G-
off topic, but always important-
I remember you mentiong in other posts that you read a lot;
Also intuitive with all the books you recommend.
As a young prototype G I find time for reading extremely hard to come by.
I decided reading is essential on staying up to date with all aspects, especially the financial and psychological games’, and it never hurt to have some fresh insight to lay on a young models mind.
How do you do it?
-Not sleeping is forcing me to Exit the Dragon
-a*R*E*
16/11/2009 at 12:48 pm Permalink
“To All The Girls” …..i thought this was a tribute to the legendary mexican player “Julio Iglesias”………add him to the list of famous “ladies men”…….and that reminds me of our “tio” ….”Julio Cesar Chavez”………another legendary mexican who always kept large amounts of mexican beer and mexican cuties around his training camp…..Julio Jr. looked okay on that Pacquio-Cotto undercard. Manny is a bad motherfucker….RIP to Arturo Gatti…i met him walking down the street in Rio de Janiero about a year before he died…….we compared notes on his 21yo brazilian and my 20yo brazilian……we all could learn alot from Arturo Gatti…..he is what everyone on this blog wants to be …..a man who dominated the situation with intense physical power and skill…..but did it with class, style and a sense of humor……not an ounce of fake phony or wanna be in his veins……just old fashioned gladiator blood….which women can smell….. it makes them wet…
16/11/2009 at 1:58 pm Permalink
@Gio
Julio Iglesias is from Madrid, Spain.
16/11/2009 at 2:17 pm Permalink
That 2010 G anthem.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOlfF7iDvCA
16/11/2009 at 3:13 pm Permalink
Chris R,
“You are now listening to the all time phenomenal,
Used to bag work in VA at the Econo Lo,
Now I am laying out at the Delano though,
But don’t get it twisted the Uzi’s in the lining though.”
Now that’s new millennium gangster hip hop to a T.
– MPM
16/11/2009 at 3:15 pm Permalink
Ryan,
You have to make time for knowledge.
“If you don’t know, Knowledge is what makes G’s grow, Just stay on point cause you reap what you sow”
– MPM
16/11/2009 at 3:16 pm Permalink
Mr. Crown,
At 3 to 1 wasn’t a bad bet at all.
– MPM
10/08/2010 at 11:46 pm Permalink
Interesting information.