Down Economy Money Making Move: Check The Couch
Down Economy Money Making Move: Check The Couch
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I know many Americans are having trouble making money in The Down Economy.
If you have been swooping mad amounts of fly girls, and following The G Manifesto to The Seventh Letter, then here is a good money making Down Economy Move for you:
Just last night, before rolling out to a “biz meeting” of sorts, I decided to clean up my crib a little. (After my “reconnaissance mission” of sorts, I planned to get a few cocktails at this local Wimpster bar, and try and swoop some West Coast Hipster Girls.
After putting away the heaters, the balclavas, the Custom Suit with my signature Cookie Monster blue interior draped over an Eames Lounge Chair and Serial Killer Biographies, I checked the my main couch (a fine example of the French, Art Déco period, if I do say myself, although I am not an aficionado).
Here is what I found:
Two Female Watches, Two and a Half pairs of Diamond earrings, a Dunhill Lighter, a Dupont Lighter, Two Zippos, a half pack of grits, half a Bean, some Beeks and a Four G Roll that I must have misplaced during Del Mar Racetrack Season last year.
The lighters and CASH were mine.
Not sure about the Beaks and half Bean.
One pair of earrings was puro ($4,000 retail approx). One watch was junk. The other was a legit girls Rolex (retail $3500 approx). (I took it all to my fence today).
Not bad. About a $12,000 haul. Give or take a G.
So if you want to make some quick dough: Check The Couch.
Side note:
Cleaning the crib also paid dividends. Although I struck out with the West Coast Hipster Girls, I got a call from a fly girl I have been trying to swoop since the 12th grade.
And I hit that one out of the park.
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03/02/2010 at 2:32 am Permalink
Checking the couch…..
03/02/2010 at 5:02 am Permalink
What say you on swooping old crushes, grade school and high school crushes? Is that just nostalgia? Is a solid alpha–er, true G–better off just politely letting those go?
03/02/2010 at 10:52 am Permalink
Jason,
What did you find?
Side note:
I think I should probably get more couches. Those things pay for themselves.
– MPM
03/02/2010 at 10:53 am Permalink
Alfred,
Great question.
I will address this soon.
– MPM
03/02/2010 at 6:13 pm Permalink
A lot less than $12,000. I’m gonna have to do what you do and start swooping flygirls with money. Yes, seriously.
03/02/2010 at 6:19 pm Permalink
Jason,
That’s ok. Keep swooping girls on your couch. It will pay off.
My outlook is you will get a better return on your investment than the Dow in 2010.
Who ever said pimping was the only way to mix girls and money?
– MPM
03/02/2010 at 8:50 pm Permalink
– about a gram of weed,
around $35,
a bic lighter :/
a fly artsy girls # i thought was lost -(dont really know how to play this one it’s been at least 4 months or so)
and strong evidence that some squeeze’s walk home was more breezy
than she expected.
04/02/2010 at 11:41 am Permalink
a.R.E,
Decent haul.
Just call the “fly artsy girl”. Tell her you have been down in Baranquilla for 4 months and just got back.
– MPM
04/02/2010 at 8:13 pm Permalink
Dazzling article . I need some money. this down economy is ruthless.
10/02/2010 at 9:05 am Permalink
Perfect soundtrack.
10/02/2010 at 12:30 pm Permalink
MPM –
Thanks for the vice worked charmfully. I had to do some reaserch on Baranquilla before had, but, long story short, looks like i’ll have someone accompanying me to Buenos this spring.
sidenote- I’m getting into J.Cole’s The Warm up Mixtape