Konnichiwa Street Game
Konnichiwa Street Game
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Yesterday, I was standing outside the Italian restaurant where I had just wacked down some burrata, Prosciutto di San Daniele and a couple of glasses of white for lunch waiting for a friend to slide by. I was kicking back, Custom Suited down, and huffing grits when I kept noticing cute Japanese girls walking by.
My Japanese Language Game is pretty slack, but I was feeling lovely and I had a good sparing session in the morning, so I started killing time with a little Street Game.
“Konnichiwa“, I said to the first group of girls that rolled by and was greeted with smiles and giggles.
“Konnichiwa“, I said again, this time spitting it out with a more Americanized flow which got another group of cute Japanese girls smiling.
“Konnichiwa” I said to the third group of Japanese girls and they smiled and stopped. So I started flowing:
“Ogenki desu ka?” and “Namae wa nandesu ka?” and “Watashi no namae wa Michael Mason” and “Doko ni sun de imasu ka?”
I was basically tapped out of phrases, so I did a little Number Crunching.
Decent.
So my friend Hugo pulls up in the Lac and I see one more group of Asian girls approaching. (It should be noted that this group was the least fly I saw).
I said “Konnichiwa” as I step into the ride.
“We are not Japanese you f*cking #sshole“, the weeshest of the three Asian-American girls replied as we slid off to Hugo’s uncontrollable laughter.
Not a bad Street Game session for a Tuesday mid-day.
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25/08/2010 at 4:23 pm Permalink
Asian woman are insanely hot!
29/08/2010 at 6:41 pm Permalink
Japanese is good for getting them giggling on the street, but that’s about it. I know it seems like they’ll be all “oh my god the only American who knows ‘konnichiwa’, me love you long time”. But actually, they’re bound to know lots of guys who show off their Japanese all the time. Dorky, beta, otaku type guys. That’s who they’ll associate you with… Course it’s fine to just do some playful konnichiwa, so you’re cool, but there are guys who don’t know when to STFU and switch back to English 😛
30/08/2010 at 3:46 pm Permalink
G, you seem to pop out language game like aces out a deck.