The G Manifesto

Learning How to Swoop Fly Girls

Rooshv who you might know as the author of such books as Bang Colombia, Bang, A Dead Bat in Paraguay and blogs such as this one, recently had a post entitled 13 Quotes About Life & Women. One quote particularly stood out to me:

“The curious little talent that I happen to possess—the ability to hypnotize a woman with words—very seldom lets me down. It is not, of course, done only with words. The words themselves, the innocuous, superficial words, are spoken only by the mouth, whereas the real message, the improper and exciting promise, comes from all the limbs and organs of the body, and is transmitted through the eyes. More than that I cannot honestly tell you about how it is done. The point is that it works. It works like cantharides. I believe that I could sit down opposite the Pope’s wife, if he had one, and within fifteen minutes, were I to try hard enough, she would be leaning toward me over the table with her lips apart and her eyes glazed with desire. It is a minor talent, not a great one, but I am nonetheless thankful to have had it bestowed upon me, and I have done my best at all times to see that it has not been wasted.”
—The Visitor by Roald Dahl

This quote reminded me of how I really learned how to swoop fly girls. It was back when I was a young proto-type G and I went to France for four months or so. Back then, my French was pretty sub-par, so I had to pick up girls using mad non-verbals.

Thankfully, I was chilling on the beaches of Pays Basque, smoking shish, and surfing, so the girls I was swooping were top notch, fly French topless girls.

The point I am trying to make is that when I got back to the USA, I realized that if I could swoop fly French girls without even speaking the language, I would kill it back stateside with English speaking girls. And I did.

So if you really want to Learn How to Swoop Fly Girls, go to a country where you don’t speak the language.

Sure beats spending the money taking a “bootcamp” from some guy with an Ed Hardy shirt, black painted fingernails and goggles on his head.

Additionally, you can wack down some foie gras, some Bordeaux, some Gauloises and work on your Mute Airs in some bowling Golfe de Gascogne beachbreak.

(Going to France soon.)

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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