So, How Hot are The Girls in Riga, Latvia?
How Hot are The Girls in Riga, Latvia?
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Let’s take a little break from the nightly (First Night, Second Night, Third Night) Riga blood bath stories for a minute.
Since I have been writing about Riga, Latvia, the most common question I have been bombarded with lately has been, “So, How hot are the girls in Riga, Latvia?”
It’s really a great question and I wondered the same thing before I went to Riga, Latvia.
Let me put it to you like this:
The first day in Riga, I walked for a couple of hours to check out the spot and to get a SIM card at Rimi.
Within those few hours I saw at least 30 girls that were mad fly. As a comparison, in Los Angeles in a full day, I might see, might see 10 girls at that level. And that is being very generous to Los Angeles.
Riga is insane for fly girls. Mindblowing even. I would go and say legitimately, that 4 out of 5 girls are swoopable. And 1 out of 20 is ridiculous.
Mad Blondes. But plenty of Black Haired girls with crystal blue eyes. Brunettes. Red Heads. And in case you didn’t know, I love women. Particularly women with black hair, brunettes, blonds and redheads. Long hair down to their thin waists.
Almost every girl is thin. Which compared to America, where we have obesity rates of what? 90%? Riga is pretty impressive on the fly girl front.
Girls in Riga, like I said before, are thin, wear high-heels non-stop (even on cobblestones) and wear short skirts (even when its freezing outside). They really make a mockery of American girls.
And they all smoke, so you don’t have to listen to some semi-fly, stupid, American girl in UGG boots telling you that “OMG, Cigarettes are gross”.
(Which brings up an interesting question: If cigarettes are so bad for you, how come Latvian girls, that smoke all the time, are in better shape, more beautiful and thinner than American girls who don’t smoke very much? Thoughts?)
It might be the top place that I have been in my life for the “highest percentage of fly girls” category.
But I don’t think it will last forever. Get it while it’s good, Oh my Brothers.
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22/10/2010 at 7:56 am Permalink
G, good breakdown, you really put it in perspective with the la comparision. i need to check riga latvia out. i am interested in how your trip turns out as it seems like you are on the ropes. i am pulling for you. one of the best blogs on the internet. travel stories from a guy who knows the deal not some nerd who read neil strauss’ the game.
22/10/2010 at 8:46 am Permalink
Michael,
You’re right. Plus the abundance of fly girls changes the sexual market. Take one smoking Latvian girl, put her in the US, and she’ll have 20 guys stepping to her on her first day. Head goes to the clouds.
Stick and move.
22/10/2010 at 7:41 pm Permalink
That’s right G Matteo. Latvian babes are the real deal. For example, I live in DC area where there is a disproportionately high number of Eastern European au-pairs including some from Latvia whom I have met in clubs. Rest assured that every time I go out to clubs and see them they are never by themselves (even the chubby one’s) but surrounded by dudes using every imaginable pickup line on them. It’s almost like they are a light to a fly, guys are drown to them yet most are zapped on the spot. Back home in Lithuania and the other Baltic States you see a perfect 10 walking downtown and the local guys don’t even wink an eye as they are so used to them, whereas expat’s like me start drooling, eyes get watery, and the neck becomes stiff after the first day. Takes quite a few gym workouts, saunas, vodka sessions before i’m able to get those kinks out. Btw, MGM failed to mention a critical point and that is that Latvia (Riga) is still the best place to hit up as the country is still officially the poorest out of the 3 Baltic states, the girls there do not seem to have been exposed to as much consumerism or male tourists and thus their “bitch shields” might not be as lethal as those in the overdeveloped w. european countries like Chezch Rep.
23/10/2010 at 3:11 pm Permalink
G Matteo,
Thanks.
I may stumble but I still don’t lose.
– MPM
23/10/2010 at 3:12 pm Permalink
Phillip Zardono,
No doubt.
America is rapidly becoming obsolete, in tons of areas.
– MPM
23/10/2010 at 3:13 pm Permalink
DrG,
“Back home in Lithuania and the other Baltic States you see a perfect 10 walking downtown and the local guys don’t even wink an eye as they are so used to them”
Yeah, its crazy. Riga, Latvia is like The Twilight Zone.
– MPM
24/10/2010 at 9:27 am Permalink
There is seriously something up with America. I live in the biggest city in America’s hat so I trek down through NY state enough and even the girls in my city send them packing in terms of looks (at least a full point higher than the national US average, way less fatties) and personality (though entitlement and sarcasm are starting to creep in).
Nearby Montreal is even more insane, be mentioned in the same breath as Miami insane, but Riga sounds crazy. I’ll need to hit EE before the consumerism and beta male-mindset of America starts to seep in.
I laugh whenever some average-to-decent girl tells me that I shouldn’t smoke because its gross. If I didn’t have class and manners I’d tell her that she should hit the gym or get some work done because she’s gross.
24/10/2010 at 10:58 am Permalink
Prototype G from Socal wondering if you are offering any internships for the winter?
21/12/2010 at 6:02 am Permalink
i am asking for places downtown Riga that you can see beatiful girls.I mean girls for talking with and share your time..
15/06/2011 at 4:12 pm Permalink
The girls in Latvia are outrageously hot, and many, many of them are super smart, speak at least 3 languages and are super nice. Check out our location guide for Riga here:
http://www.singledudetravel.com/2011/04/the-single-dudes-guide-to-riga-latvia/