The Greatest Opener of All Time
The Greatest Opener of All Time
We have already gone over The Greatest Pick up Line of All Time.
Roosh, who you might know from such books as Bang Colombia, is in the middle of a saga over at his blog called Gheridge (Gheridge Part One, Gheridge Part 2, Gheridge Part 3) reminded me how I have never posted The Greatest Opener of All Time.
Here is it is:
“Do you have a light?”
It is almost amazing how well it works; Day Game, Night Game, Street Game, Beach Game, any type of Game. It’s pure multi-purpose.
In fact, I just used it to meet my future ex in Miami Beach.
The old-school G’s figured out this stuff a long time ago.
No need to re-invent the wheel.
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25/05/2011 at 2:49 pm Permalink
“I just used it to meet my future ex in Miami Beach.”
“future ex”
ROFL.
26/05/2011 at 9:40 am Permalink
But if i dont smoke ? it could be stupid as hell
26/05/2011 at 11:01 am Permalink
adir –
I guess you will have to use The Second Greatest Opener of All Time.
– MPM
26/05/2011 at 2:01 pm Permalink
Hello.
27/05/2011 at 8:45 am Permalink
What is the second greatest opener?
and i just read your three point first date,its so hard
and so much power you gotta spent on meeting anywhere there,and a lots of money on booze and sushi.
this game you spittin is more activity ,instead of just smooth talking and good stimulation of HER emotions which get her hot just with talking
28/05/2011 at 9:06 am Permalink
adir you sound weesh
“What is the second greatest opener?”
I think for you it will be: “want to see my stuffed animal collection?”, or “want to come to my parents house and play with dolls?” that will really stimulate her emotions as you say.
24/06/2011 at 9:52 am Permalink
frank that fukn killed me
still laughing
hell, as long as you can roll, hold your own and don’t wear fukn ed hardy or a fedora you should do alright…keeping in mind that only a few can truly close after a cold open.
13/07/2011 at 12:58 pm Permalink
used this line recently at a A Strip Club of all places……said it in a group of 3 girls and 4 friends….2 of the 3 girls busted out the clutch and proceeded to try to light my cigar simultaneously… let the 2nd best looking girl light it,figuring that she might think ” she got chosen’ while also dissing the Hotter one, which in turn made her wonder (which she brought up later) why Her friend got to spark me up instead of her, knowing , as she says “that im the hotter one”.
Boom. win-win-win for me. Lit the cigar, and also initiated a chase for me between the two. it was a good night.
25/05/2012 at 7:21 pm Permalink
This is mad cool
22/02/2013 at 10:58 pm Permalink
The Second Greatest Opener (handing her your mobile):
“Can you shoot a pic of me?” … always works … and tell her to re-click with this push: “You aren’t so good at shooting pics, are you! Try again … ”
Like I said … always works.
08/03/2014 at 10:17 pm Permalink
Gentlemen,
I hope to one day have a drink with one of you. Keep up the great work-no matter what!
A loyal supporter and activist of the movement