Undefeated Zippo Lighters
Undefeated Zippo Lighters
A while back we talked about Undefeated Gucci Loafers. Today we are going to talk about what any G worth his salt has: Undefeated Zippo Lighters.
It is no secret that I am a big fan of Zippo lighters.
Why?
Great question.
Well, first off they are American Made since 1932. And even though the government and the TSA have tried to destroy a great American company, the company still stands. (Make sure you check out Travel: Zippo Lighter Travel OtterBox Waterproof Case ).
Secondly, they are guaranteed for life.
Thirdly, they make you look even more smooth when you smoke.
And Fourthly, they make that distinct “ping” noise when you open and shut them which is known to put girls under the ether.
Anyways, recently I purchased two new Zippos:
Click Here for Zippo 20903 Gold Floral Flush Lighter Great American Made
And this one because it is kind of obnoxious:
Click Here for Zippo Dancer Pocket Lighter
Pretty smooth.
With the Gold Floral Flush Zippo Lighter, I went 2-0 with 2 KO’s in Montreal, and 1-0 with 1 KO in NYC.
So all in all, the lighter is 3-0 with 3 KO’s.
Keep in mind, I have swooped girls on other nights with this lighter, but these are “fresh swoops”. I am not trying to “pad the record”, so to speak.
With the Zippo Dancer Pocket Lighter, I went 1-0 in NYC, and 1-0 in Los Angeles.
So the Exotic Dancer Zippo’s record stands at a respectable 2-0, with 2 KO’s.
Pretty remarkable actually.
Interestingly enough, I haven’t even used the Exotic Dancer lighter in a Gentleman’s Club. Yet.
But I am pretty sure it will work well.
Hell, if I had known how good these Zippo’s were going to work, I would have paid double.
Actually, make that triple.
But no need to bite my steez, there are plenty of dope Zippo’s out there to match your Game.
Click Here for Zippo 20903 Gold Floral Flush Lighter Great American Made
Click Here for Zippo Dancer Pocket Lighter
On another note, here is the state of America:
Tough little kids.
Here is how you can help:
http://seminolehomelesskids.org/
The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com
Jim Klimek – Lighter Tricks
28/11/2011 at 9:05 am Permalink
Those are some pretty sick zippos. I think you said it before on here, if you are going to smoke, you might as well smoke with style.
Most guys can’t grasp that. You should always do things with style.
28/11/2011 at 1:10 pm Permalink
I love that black and white photo on top.
29/11/2011 at 12:22 pm Permalink
I’ve been rocking zippos for almost thirty years and own around thirty of them. If you ride a bike and pull out a plastic disposable, you’ll get laughed out of the poker run. Plus with the way I travel, it’s one of the only ones that won’t get confiscated by the TSA because there’s no way you can get one to explode like the little butane bombs. I watched that sixty minutes bit about the kids that live in trucks and you’re right, those are tough kids.
02/12/2011 at 7:18 pm Permalink
Mr. Mason,
I have read your blog for some time now, and though never prompted to comment, I admire a style similar to my own. I congradulate you for making me want to comment, and agree with your zippo choices. I own the exotic dancer zippo and have pulled a few fine ladies thanks to it and charm, of course. Im deffinetyl going to look into the other.
A fellow gent,
D
07/12/2011 at 4:28 am Permalink
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