The Mile High Club Broken Down To The Bone Gristle
The Mile High Club Broken Down To The Bone Gristle
There seems to be some confusion out in the marketplace as to what really constitues membership in the Mile High Club.
Let me clarify this once and for all:
To have membership in The Mile High Club, you need to swoop a girl on a plane that you have never met before.
IE, it must be a “cold” swoop.
Swooping your wife, banging your girlfriend or taxing a girl you already knew does not count as full “Gold Level Membership”.
I probably just revoked thousands upon thousands of people of their “Membership Status”. But it had to be done.
That being said, in all fairness, there are some other junior levels of membership:
Silver Level Status: Blower on plane from a girl met “cold”
Bronze Level Status: Shaker on plane from a girl met “cold”
Copper Level Status: Nudity on plane from a girl met “cold”
And a couple of “Advanced Statuses”:
Palladium Level Status: Swoop two separate girls at separate times on plane from a girls met “cold”
Platinum Level Status: Swoop two girls at the same time on plane from a girls met “cold”
And at least one “Wild Card Status”:
Cherry Level Status: Swoop a virgin on plane from a virgin girl met “cold”
I hope this clears everything up.
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(Side note: It is not really my language to say “The Mile High Club”, but I used that term here in an effort to have more normal people understand what the hell I am speaking on.)
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Michael Porfirio Mason
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Flight Facilities – Feeling
16/01/2012 at 12:11 am Permalink
I presume these are American women, and they look skinny.
We’re most American women skinny like this back in the 1940/1950s?
If so, it’s like a different planet from the way it is now.
16/01/2012 at 12:04 pm Permalink
look at that first picture.
no seatbelts.
i often wonder how we ever lived before the faa/tsa was around to ‘save us’ from ourselves.
don’t you find it funny that regular americans have stopped more terrorist attacks on airplanes than the multi-billion dollar tsa/dept homeland security put together?
or maybe that picture is from bizarro america, you know the free and prosperious that our corporate puppets….i mean politicians claim we live in everyday.
good luck finding four attractive women on a modern-day domestic flight or walking around an average modern-day american city for that matter.
17/01/2012 at 10:18 pm Permalink
Peoples Champ – how do your Vegas rankings stack against the below?
1. Overall
Best Downtown
Golden Nugget
Editors choice: Golden Nugget
Worst Downtown
Las Vegas Club
Editors choice: Las Vegas Club
Best Strip
The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas
Editors choice: Wynn Las Vegas
Worst Strip
Hooters
Editors choice: Sahara
Best Off Strip
M Resort
Editors choice: M Resort
Worst Off Strip
Tuscany
2. Hotel
Best Hotel Overall
The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas
Editors choice: Mandarin Oriental
Worst Hotel
Imperial Palace
Best Rooms
The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas
Editors choice: Encore
Worst Rooms
Imperial Palace
Editors choice: Ballys
18/01/2012 at 2:19 pm Permalink
The biggest hurdle on planes these days is the uptight security at the bathrooms. Good luck sneaking in there with a girl.
I recently met a girl on a plane. We were fooling around at our seats, playing Russian hands and Roman fingers under her coat. But when we went to use the bathrooms there was no way we were going to get past the stewardesses carefully positioned to prevent things like this. They made the next person in line for the bathroom wait four rows back.
Eric