2012 Presidential Debate Scorecard: Obama VS Romney
2012 Presidential Debate Scorecard: Obama VS Romney
Just finished watching the last debate, last night. Let’s break them down:
Debate #1: Romney moves and throws the occasional hard shot. Obama just covers up and responds with the occasional weak pawing jab.
It kind of reminds me of Pacquiao vs. Clottey, where Clottey just didn’t show up. (Comparing Romney to Pac is a more than generous comparison for Romney, but you get the point).
Romney by Unanimous Decision.
Debate #2: Biden VS Ryan
Biden bullies and bloodies his younger opponent. Reminds me of Bernard Hopkins punishing the younger Kelly Pavlik. Biden has way too much ring generalship for his weaker opponent.
Side Note: The Democratic Party should do some deeper digging into Ryan’s past. Guaranteed their is probably a ton of gay p0rn there. Even more certainly, there is gay p0rn in Ryan’s future.
Biden wins almost every round to a clear cut Unanimous Decision.
Debate #3: Obama comes out head hunting looking to avenge the last loss. He does. Romney throws back, but is outclassed.
Similar to Ali VS Frazier II.
Obama by Unanimous Decision.
Debate #4:
Obama comes out hard, smacks Romney around throughly, and gets a late round stoppage. If Romney was on the streets, he would be real nervous with the heater.
Reminds me of Roberto Duran vs Esteban DeJesus III.
Obama by TKO in the 12th. (You can start watching at 7:56).
And there you have it.
Obama wins 2-1.
Democrats win 3-1.
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Side Note:
I know it is beyond ridiculous to compare Romney and Ryan to any of these boxers. Romney and Ryan couldn’t mop up the gyms that these guys work out in.
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23/10/2012 at 9:45 am Permalink
Very nice, It’s good to have you back. I always look forward to your posts more than anything else brother.
23/10/2012 at 1:31 pm Permalink
seem to recall you were a Ron Paul supporter. How do reconcile that with now being an Obama supporter? They couldn’t possibly be more different.
23/10/2012 at 2:06 pm Permalink
Jack –
Just breaking down the scorecard.
If Romney won the debates, I would have said so.
If Romney lowers taxes for the top (is he doing this? Or isn’t he? I don’t know anymore), he would benefit me more than Obama on that front.
– MPM
24/10/2012 at 4:49 pm Permalink
Sorry G,
The ultimate judges are the polls.
Romney went up by 8-12 points and now going to win.
In my book – he won.
24/10/2012 at 7:46 pm Permalink
Nice post, honest judging. Could’ve used you to judge the pacman bradley fight.
25/10/2012 at 10:49 am Permalink
Nah G don’t play dumb anyone who follows you on twitter knows you have been Obama supporting and Romney bashing, which is completely inconsistent with your previous status as a Ron Paul supporter (evidence of which was also splashed on your twitter feed). Hard to tell if you have any integrity in political beliefs.
25/10/2012 at 4:20 pm Permalink
jack –
I have been more Romney bashing than Obama supporting.
But then again, Romney deserves to get smacked around constantly.
Did you think the debates went different than what I thought?
Break it down.
Use historical boxing examples as a comparison.
– MPM
26/10/2012 at 11:28 am Permalink
Sergio Martinez is one smooth motherfucker, eh?
Chavez Jr. doesn’t seem to have the heart of lion like his dad did.
Obama or Romney? I don’t give a shit! Does it really matter? Not much changed when we went from Bush to Obama..
My vote is for Mike Tyson.