The Trio….How to Pick up Three Girls at Once
The Trio….How to Pick up Three Girls at Once
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Many Players these days think they are kicking ass when the swoop two girls at once. The French call it a Ménage à Trios. News just in…..swooping two girls at once is as passé as Multi-colored striped button down “Gaslamp” shirts. The New-School is all about swooping three girls at once. The French call it a Ménage à Quatre and The G calls it The Trio. Impossible? It is for the feeble minded and those lacking imagination. But for The G, nothing is impossible. Here is how it is done:
Location
You need to put yourself in the right place. A sports bar with 80% Guy is not the right place. Gentleman’s Clubs are fertile ground for pulling off The Trio. Certain Cities are better than others as well. South Beach, Miami, and Las Vegas are better than Cincinnati, Ohio or Omaha, Nebraska for The Trio. (No offense to Cincinnati or Omaha, I have never been, but I am pretty sure both places suck).
Dress Flash
I have certain suits that I always swoop three girls at once in. If I had to re-buy these suits I would certainly have paid double. I really like wearing a Grey Two-button Dior Homme (Made in Italy) with Ketchup/Bloodlust Pinstripes (and I don’t mean my nightly bloodlust that is spilling over into my days either) with Elmo Red interior, Roadrunner Blue Canali shirt, and Count Chocula Brown Gucci Loafers.
Flash CASH
You need to carry a Big Bankroll if you want to swoop Three Girls at once. Ever see a poor guy leave a Nightclub with Three Girls?
Zero in on The Right Girls
Contrary to popular average Guy opinion, the three “decent” Bottle Blond white girls doing Patron shots, yelling, wearing jeans, doing the awkward “white girl dance” in a Southern California Nightclub are not the best prospects for a Trio. I have done an Un-official Case Study and the more beautiful the girls the better The Trio Prospect. Models are great Prospects. So are Exotic Dancers. 9 to 5 girls trying to “cut loose” are not. Which is fortunate since I prefer Model girls and Exotic Dancers to Civilian Girls. Doesn’t life work out perfect sometimes?
Trade on Reputation
The G trades on reputation. In the case of The Trio, Sexual Reputation with a girl can be you greatest asset. If one girl already knows you can regulate, it makes it that much easier to convince the other two. Many of my Trio’s have been instigated by a Girl I have rolled with before. If you have a good Trio girl on your team, many times you can sit back and smoke Parliament Ultra-lights while the girl on your team does all the set up work. Now that’s Gangster like Shyne.
Beans, Beeks, and Champagne
You need some sort of Spark to really light the fuse to The Trio. The G Manifesto does not advocate Drug use, but Beans and Beeks are known to work. I prefer Champagne. More Artistic. More Style Points.
Side Note:
My Cousin (a true G, sharp dresser, Latin Blood, prefers Gucci Suits, always Packs heaters, currently he is opening a Nightclub in Punta del Este) has always been a true innovator. He is very forward thinking and almost always swoops 4 or 5 girls at a time. Many times he swoops 6 girls at a time. You are really only limited by your imagination to pull it off….The Rest is Up to You………..
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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA Trio King
The Guide to Getting More Out of Life
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Sade- Smooth Operator
26/02/2007 at 4:46 pm Permalink
A Manifesto triple hitter!
26/02/2007 at 9:27 pm Permalink
I love that song. good advice. one plus one plus one equals five.
09/05/2007 at 6:16 pm Permalink
Love the American Psycho reference…you are the man.
14/05/2007 at 10:39 pm Permalink
michael,
dope column but you already knew that.
would love to get your take on the proper wristwatch for a g
-ndr
14/05/2007 at 10:43 pm Permalink
I am a woman G just getting in on your manifesto. Why do men always act
entirely different when you show interest in them after they have gone
after you? Do they just think they got you, so that now they can act
anyway they want? Or were they so completely taken by surprise that I
would reciprocate? It’s like the guy who cat calls you on the street and
then when you actually yell back at him, he runs? What’s up with this?
Thanks G girl
16/05/2007 at 5:08 pm Permalink
hilarious. you forgot to mention giving girls diamonds.
22/08/2007 at 8:34 pm Permalink
Yo Mike,
This chump bit you: http://www.3sixtymag.com/pickup.html
Biters. There everywhere. Let me know if you need me to take care of him. Peace.
The Axe Murderer
30/01/2008 at 9:48 pm Permalink
This one is great, but i think you should do one on picking up girls in miami beach, south beach.
17/02/2010 at 5:37 pm Permalink
I know those Souther California girls too well!
20/11/2010 at 5:22 pm Permalink
Is this a joke? “always carries a heater” “the G trades on reputation”?
Picking up girls at strip clubs?
If dude is serious he should just change the name of his guide to, “How to Catch Herpes in 10 Days or Less.”
The G aint never caught without his Valtrex.
Next chapter? Shaving your face and junk so you can play off the red bumps as razor burn.