How to Make Money in a Down Economy (continued)?
How to Make Money in a Down Economy (continued)?
We have already covered The Top Ten ways to Make Money in a Down Economy. Here is another way:
Exotic Dancer Garage Sale
If you are anything like me, and swoop Exotic Dancers every week, you will have mad stuff at your crib that Exotic Dancers have left behind. Things like watches, rings, earrings, Diamonds, Emeralds, Ruby, Sapphires, glasses, drugs, shoes, dresses, costumes etc. (And I don’t mean the Exotic Dancers named Diamond, Emerald, Ruby and Sapphire from the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas, real names, Cindy, Mindy, Ruby and Jenny, either.)
Hell even if you have applied 10% of the crap I have written in this blog, you will have black plastic bags full of stuff that Exotics have left behind.
If you need a review, read these:
Manifesto Destiny: The Gentleman’s Club
Manifesto Destiny II: Innovative Gentleman’s Club Concepts
The Gentleman’s Club Theorem AKA The Local Bar Theorem
Advanced move for Picking up Exotic Dancers
So anyways, if you need some scratch in a Down Economy, sell the stuff. Sell it to other Exotics at a discount, hell, its 100% profit.
Can’t beat that these days, even in the Bean Game.
Mad Innovative.
Side note:
Civilian Girls leave tons of Jewels behind too.
The Rest is Up to You…..
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Seventh Letter
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com
Solange Knowles-Sandcastle Disco
08/09/2008 at 9:12 pm Permalink
Nice writing style. Looking forward to reading more from you.
Chris Moran
08/09/2008 at 9:36 pm Permalink
Innovative, as always… The problem I have is that it’s frequently only one set of something: one earring, one piece of lingerie missing the other (unless you want to start matching Nina Ricci with Charmel), one bracelet missing the matching necklace, etc.
On the other hand, designer heels, watches, cash, IDs, precious stones = returns on a down economy — brilliant! I’ve also found this ‘booty’ to be useful for: birthday gifts, tips for cute hostesses/waitresses, gifts to influence people – very handy in a down economy… Always forward thinking MPM.
09/09/2008 at 10:38 am Permalink
Tafari,
So funny. Yeah, its crazy how it is always one earing. Lately, I have been getting a lot of pairs left behind. Which is good.
I forgot to remember the “re-gifting” aspect to “Exotic Dancer Garage Sale”.
Re-gifting girls’ belongings is an Art unto itself.
Great input as always.
– MPM
17/09/2008 at 11:11 am Permalink
More tips on making money in a down economy!
22/03/2009 at 9:05 pm Permalink
i loved this post it was really comical its been awhile that i’ve come across a hilarious post and that women is extremely ravishing where did you find that photo