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Down Economy Game: I ain’t the one

» 02 October 2008 » In Game, Guide, hip hop, money » No Comments

Down Economy Game: I ain’t the one

I am not the one, the one to get played like a Mortage Broker
See I’m from the street, so I know whats up
On these silly games that’s played by the fly women
I’m only happy when I’m going up in them
But you know, I’m a menace to virginity
But girls in 80’s boots are so fly to me
So I step to them, with aggression
Listen to the G, and learn a lesson today
See, they think we G’s are narrow minded
Cause they got a cute face, and big-behinded
So I strut over and say how you doing?
See I’m only down for swooping, but you know
Ya gotta play it off cool
Cause if they catch you slipping, you’ll get schooled
And theyll get you for your CASH, son
Next thing you know you’re getting their hair and they tans done
Fool, and they’ll let you show em off
But when it comes to sex, they got a good cough
Or a headache, its all give and no take
Run out of money, and watch your heart break
They will drop you like a bad habit
Cause a G with money yo, they gotta have it
Messing with me though, they get none
You can’t juice Michael Mason girl, cause I am not the one

[girl, you got to get these G’s for all the money
You can honey. cause if they ain’t got no money, they can’t
Do nothing for me but get out of my face.]

[i know what you mean girl, it ain’t nothing right jumping off
Unless he got dollars]

I never used to wonder
How the hell a weesh Mortgage Broker get a fine girls number
I knew he’s getting juiced for his ducats
I tell a girl in a minute yo, I drive a bucket
And wont think nothing of it
She can ride or walk, either leave it or love it
I show her that I’m not the o, the n-e, say
I’m a ruthless G double G G
Cause I’m gaming on a female that’s gaming on me
You know I spell girl with a S
A G like me is only out for one thing
I think with my ding-a-ling, but I won’t bring no
Champagne to your doorstep, when we going out
Cause you’ll take it for granted, no doubt
And after the date, I’m going to want to do the wild thing
You want Le Bernardin huh? I’m thinking Burger King
And when I take you, you get frustrated
You cant juice Michael Mason and you hate it
But you see, I don’t go nuts
Over girls like you with the big ol butts
It start coming out the pocket, to knock it
But when the damage is done…
You can only lay me girl, you can’t play me girl
For the simple fact that, I’m not the one

[i don’t care how they look if they got money,
We can hook up but they ain’t getting none.]

[yeah I just make em think they gonna get some,
Play up they mind a lil bit, and get that money.]

[oh Michael, can I have some money pleeeease?]

Give you money why bother
Cause you know I’m looking nothing like your father
Girl, I cant be played or ganked
Ganked means getting took for your bank
Or your gold or your money or something
Nine times outta ten, shes giving up everything
They get mad when I put it in perspective
But let’s see if my knowledge is effective
To the G’s man they robbing you blind
Cause they fine with a big behind, but pay it no mind
Keep your money to yourself G
And if you got enough Game
You’ll get her name and her number
Without going under
You cant leave em and love and stay above em
I always got play now she stay behind me
Cause I said I had a Caddy and made 790
But I lied and played the one
Just to get some now she feels dumb
To my G’s its funny
But that’s what you get trying to play me for my money
Now don’t you feel used
But I don’t give hoot, huh, because I knock boots
You shouldn’t be, so damn material
And try to milk Michael Mason like cereal
Now how many times do I have to say it
Cause if I have to go get a gun
You girls will learn I don’t burn
You think I’m a sucka, but I am not the one

Just playing.

Prototype G’s listen to this track though…it’s a real track. Down Economy style:

I Ain’t The One – N.W.A.

The Rest is Up To You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Seventh Letter
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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Exotic Dancing Olympic Sport

» 29 September 2008 » In Girls, Guide » 1 Comment

Exotic Dancing Olympic Sport

Reading The G Manifesto is a lot like getting tomorrow’s news today.

The G Manifesto predicted Floyd Mayweather Jr. getting heisted for 7 million in Jewels here: Cinco de Mayweather: De La Hoya VS Mayweather. The G Manifesto foresaw Bottle Service declining here: Bottle Service: America’s Nightlife Nightmare and here: Outlook for 2008, and the death of the Striped Shirt Mortgage Broker guy (they wanted to rumble so The G Manifesto mixed them and put them in a pot like gumbo).

The G Manifesto is like a God-damn Swami with this shit. Only in custom Savile Row suits and no turban.

The G Manifesto’s latest prediction had to do with Exotic Dancing becoming an Olympic Sport. (When it comes to Exotic Dancers and Heists, I have my finger on the pulse…so to speak.)

Just recently, someone sent me a Reuters article : It’s sport, not sex say Europe champion pole dancers.

Some highlights from the article:

It was a busy time for pole dancers in Amsterdam over the weekend.

While the red light district’s troupe were gyrating as usual on Friday night, a host of girls from Albania to Spain flew in to compete for the European pole dance championship title.

Wearing sportswear reminiscent of Olympic gymnasts rather than skimpy leotards, girls performed gravity-defying dance routines based around two 6-metre poles — one rotating, one fixed.

“Everything which we do requires so much strength. You train your legs and your muscles. It has nothing to do with eroticism. You have no time to think of that!” said Jeannine Wikering, the 26-year-old competitor for Germany who came third.

“I think one day it should be an Olympic sport — but that will take time. You would have to agree which moves on which to judge competitors, at the moment we all have such different routines,” she added.
Galina Troschenko, a 36-year-old representing Spain, won the event judged by a panel of five with a virtuoso performance full of acrobatic feats.

“I’ve only been doing this for three years, but I suppose I have a background as a dancer,” she said.

Enthusiasts say pole dancing has taken off in recent years, with a rising number of classes set up to show women how to pole dance safely — without pulling muscles or falling from the top of the pole.

The 10 girls of different nationalities taking part had competed for the contest in their home countries and most donned tracksuits at the end, reinforcing the sporting image.

Kenneth Tao was in an audience of several hundred watching the event in a central Amsterdam night-club.
“I didn’t see anything which I thought was erotic. It was gymnastic,” he said.

“I was watching their choreography in particular.”

Some thoughts:

– First off, how was I not invited to the European Pole Dance Championships?

– Jeannine Wikering, I agree everything you do requires strength. We should discuss in detail at my crib over some Champagne and you can kick off your clear heels.

– “one day (Exotic Dancing) should be an Olympic sport” . Agreed. I came up with the idea after all.

– Congratulations Galina Troschenko! We should discuss your victory in detail at my crib over some Champagne and you can kick off your clear heels.

– “Enthusiasts say pole dancing has taken off in recent years”. I would agree completely. I personally go long Exotic Dancers…So to speak.

– Kenneth Tao said “I didn’t see anything which I thought was erotic. It was gymnastic, I was watching their choreography in particular.” Yeah, I watch the “choreography” too.

– Why do all the good competitions happen in Amsterdam? The European Pole Dance Championships. The Cannabis Cup. Etc.

– The ten girls “donned tracksuits at the end (of the competition), reinforcing the sporting image.” Yeah. I am definitely familiar with an Exotic Dancer rolling over to my crib after work in a Juicy Couture tracksuit. I just never thought this was “reinforcing the sporting image.” I always just think of swooping. But maybe that’s just me.

The Rest is Up To You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Seventh Letter
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Rick James – You & I – Mary Jane (Midnight Special)

Straight Outta Compton – NWA

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Globe-trotting jewel thief Mike Eternity captured

» 29 September 2008 » In Crime, diamonds, Guide » No Comments

Globe-trotting jewel thief Mike Eternity captured

No. Not me. Check it:

IT sounds like a plot from a Hollywood script, but US authorities say it is real.

For almost 20 years a suave, charming jewel thief travelled the world, bouncing between Australia, the US, Canada and Israel, and along the way stole tens of thousands of dollars, possibly millions, worth of diamonds from unsuspecting victims.

The story also has a Hollywood ending.

Last week on the US-Canadian border, American authorities finally put handcuffs on the alleged globe-trotting jewel thief.

His name is not easy to pronounce, Moshe Tsitsaushivili, although his alleged colourful, Hollywood-friendly alias contributed to his arrest.

The name on the fake Israeli passport Mr Tsitsaushivili allegedly handed over to the US Border Control officer was as brazen as the offences he is accused of committing.

Tsitsaushivili was posing as “Mike Eternity”.

Mr Tsitsaushivili, who was born in the former Soviet republic of Georgia, used his charm and skill as an expert diamond cutter to gain the confidence of jewellers across the northeast US in the 1980s, police allege.

He would offer to work for free or “a small stipend” and gain the business owners’ trust and when eventually allowed access to the store’s jewels without supervision, he would go on a lunch break and never return.

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I hate Hollywood endings.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Seventh Letter
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Papoose ft The Spinners – You Made Your Choice

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Sugar Shane Mosley defeats Ricardo Mayorga Fight Video

» 28 September 2008 » In Boxing, Guide » No Comments

Sugar Shane Mosley defeats Ricardo Mayorga Fight Video

Great KO in the final second of Round 12.

Sugar Shane Mosley defeats Ricardo Mayorga Fight Video

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Seventh Letter
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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Papoose feat. Hot Rod- Black Democrat

» 26 September 2008 » In Guide, hip hop » No Comments

Papoose feat. Hot Rod- Black Democrat

Dope Track, as usual from Papoose. The Flow. The Flow.

Papoose feat. Hot Rod- Black Democrat

The Rest is Up To You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Game Doctor Spock
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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