The G Manifesto

The Sex and The City Opener (opener of the week)

The Sex and the City movie is in theaters everywhere, and every girl in America is going “Carrie Crazy”.

(Proof to the Theorem: I have already done an unofficial case study of 400 or so fly girls in my phone aged 21-35 years old by sending out at text message asking if they were going to see the movie. I got a 99% positive response rate. Interestingly enough, this is the highest response rate I have ever got from a text message. Even higher percentage than the classic “I have some champagne and Beans, come over to my crib” text at 4am.)

You can roll up on any crew of girls, carte blanche, and ask them if they are going to see the movie.

Every girl will go bonkers and start yapping (door is open, which is really all you need right?) like crazy about the film. “Carrie fever”.

You can ask all kinds of follow up questions like:

“Which girl do you most relate to?”

Most girls will answer “Carrie”… Stay away.

If you get a “Samantha” (the slutty one)…go into full court press.

Then slide like grease.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Side note I: Feign interest when the girls start yapping about their opinions of the show. It’s really not important. At all.

Side note II: A side benefit of this opener is that most guys are too homophobic to use it (keep in mind most homophobic guys are gay, deep down) because it’s a girl TV show. Hence, you will be able to use this one for a month or more.

Side note III: Because of “Side note II” above, I really think you can you use this opener and go on a 30 day run: Swoop 30 girls in 30 days.

Side note IV: Most girls will swoop you these days with the “promise” of going shopping the next day for some Manolo Blahniks. (Don’t go through with it.) Thank the Down Economy.

Side note V: Don’t do the above opener wearing designer jeans with rhinestones and T-Shirts with weesh designs on the like every guy wears these days. Go suited down. You will be better for it, the girls will be better for it, and the world will be better for it.

Side note VI: This opener can make you seem more sensitive to girls. Which isn’t a bad thing, especially when you have rumors swirling about you Standing Over and torturing drug dealers.

Jay-Z feat. Beyonce – ’03 Bonnie & Clyde

Raekwon and Ghostface – Heaven & Hell

Leopard Kills

Real Hip Hop: The Roots – “Rising Up” ft. Wale and Chrisette Michele

Wale teams up with The Roots and Chrisette Michele for one of the realest hip-hop tracks of the year so far over a Go-Go like beat.

You might remember Wale from The G Manifesto 2007 Awards; Best Break out Hip-Hop Artist. I hate to say it, but I told you so.

“Hip-Hop aint dead cause the pulse is in us
I got the everclear flow, they mimosa with it”

The Roots – “Rising Up” ft. Wale and Chrisette Michele

“But if you ain’t gotta dance they revoke your spinning
So good rappers ain’t eating they Olsen Twinin!
but I’m so committed, they have grown familiar
With the counterfeit hitters they soso wit it, but they ain’t Sosa wit it.
they Mark McGuire wit the writtin I’m Rodriguez
on the road to riches this is the fork I’m hittin”

Dope Word play.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA Top Predator
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Sick Sample: Stillmatic – Let me be your Angel

Great track from DC’s own Angel Stacy Lattisaw

Stacy Lattisaw – Let Me Be Your Angel

Sampled on Stillmatic (Intro) Nas

Nas – Stillmatic

“Aiyyo, the brother’s “Stillmatic”
I crawled up out of that grave, wipin the dirt, cleanin my shirt
They thought I’d make another “Illmatic”
But it’s always forward I’m movin
Never backwards stupid here’s another classic”

“I seen it all, did it all, most of y’all will pop for a minute
Spit a sentence then the game’ll get rid of y’all
Y’all got there but y’all didn’t get it all, I want my style back
Hate to cease y’all plan it’s the rap repo man”

Blood of a slave, heart of a King

Dope

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

“Sugar” Shane Mosley VS Zab “Super” Judah Cancelled

Former world champion Zab “Super” Judah injured his arm in a fall and his May 31 bout against “Sugar” Shane Mosley has been cancelled, Golden Boy Promotions announced Thursday.

The pay-per-view fight between the ex-champs had been set for Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, with both hoping a victory could set up another world title chance against unbeaten welterweight champions Floyd Mayweather and Miguel Cotto.

Too bad too, because there was a good War of Words going on:

“Zab Judah will be the first victim to go down,” replied Shane with his trademark smile. “After that we will start cutting into the Cotto’s and the Mayweather’s. Anyone they stand in front of Shane Mosley. Because I feel I am the best welterweight out there.”

“Afterwards, in my fight with Cotto,” continued Mosley, “Cotto was running around the ring, trying to finish the fight. Then when he went into the press conference, said a few words and then went away. Probably to the hospital. That’s the difference between [our fights with Cotto].”

“He had a Puerto Rican party to get to!,” said Zab as the crowd erupted in laughter. “That’s what happened. He did not go to the hospital. He went to a private party. I’ll tell you the difference. After my fight with Cotto, he went to the hospital. We got the… we got the… (turning to his father) what do you call them? The medical records. He went straight to the hospital.”

“I promise ya’ll he won’t fight no more. His family won’t let him. Watch. Before his next fight they’ll be saying ‘don’t fight that man, daddy. Don’t mess with that man, daddy. Please, daddy.’”

“You’re problem isn’t getting hit in the head. Your problem is Sugar Shane Mosley. That’s your problem.”

“We going to see,” said Zab. “May 31, we going to see. We know where you’re from. I’m a BrookNam veteran. We are going to see. I know about the West coast, baby. East or West, I’m going to kill this man.”

“It matters where that chin is from,” Shane came back.

“Nothing suspect about me, homey. It’s do or die for me. I survive. May 31 bring you’re a game. From start to finish, it’s going to be crackin’.”

MOSLEY-JUDAH PRESS CONFERENCE

Source

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Locksmith
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Ghostface Killah “Cobra Clutch”

Ghostface Killah – Mighty Healthy

Mother’s Day

This weeks G Manifesto move of the week is to call Moms. And get her a present too. After all, she is the most important woman on earth.

Tupac – Dear Mama

Cam’Ron – Love My Life

Ghostface Killah feat. Mary J. Blige – All That I Got Is You

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Locksmith
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com