Impeccable Technique: Vegas Beyond Undefeated

“Far as lyrics go:
They rocking recitals
It won’t stop until I’m on top with the title
Hustling no stopping the cycle, I’m shopping for rifles
I’m not for the idols
Fuck the twin towers dog, we on top of the Eiffel
Like live Pisa Pisa, eating a piece of pizza
You cant be were I be dog, you need a visa
Come on cheeb of reefer
Please believe it, I will squeeze and leave ya
All bullets they will heat and seek ya
Harlem world I’m a swell my town
You a clown you can tell by now
That I’m, I’m ready, I’m ready we coming for the title”

-Excellent word play from Cam’ron on “I’m Ready” …..sick sample too.

People are always coming up and asking me, “how do you go to Las Vegas and night after night swoop girls and stay Undefeated?” Great question. Is it the textblasters and huge rolodex of beautiful girls? Sure. Thick Bankroll? Obviously. Great Genetics? Absolutely. A Playboy bloodline going back to the Original Don Juan in Spain? Bet your life on it.

Recently, I was reading some Las Vegas Player advice by some pseudo “g” and he was claiming he gets girls 50% of the time he is in Vegas. I am thinking to myself 50%? That’s a horrible success rate, especially in Vegas. If my success rate was that poor, I wouldn’t even expect you to read this. But you should read this because my success rate is over 100%. Beyond Undefeated. Beyond Undefeated is when you have swooped more girls than you have spent nights in a city. There are certain does and don’ts you must apply if you want to be successful. Here are some Impeccable Techniques:

Avoid Local Mystery Suite Parties

These sound good on Paper, especially when pitched to you by some 21 year old Maybelline Queen Exotic Dancer. She will tell you something like “lets go up to this suite party on the 56^th floor of the Bellagio”. Yeah sounds good on paper. The reality is that you will have to mix with Local Vegas Guy (And I don’t mean Alain Ducasse’s Mix or Mix Lounge in THE HOTEL either). Avoid local Vegas guy at all costs. Especially local vegas promoter guy. These guys are really fronters, scumbags and losers. Although these guys front like they have connections in Vegas, they usually just know other low-end bottom feeder types. The reason why these guys are so bad, I think, (And I don’t give them much thought) is because Vegas is an expensive place, (for most, for me its cheap) champagne drinking limo riding and all that. Local Vegas Promoter guy has to compete with that every night or else he gets mopped up by tourist guy. And I am not a mathmetician but when local vegas promoter guy is pulling down $27,500 a year, the life style just doesn’t add up. Plus he has to go to the salon to get his hair styled and needs to buy tons of cool T-shirts with writing on them to keep up the “cool, party guy act”. And as we know, those 3^rd World Sweatshop made T-shirt aren’t cheap. So what Vegas Guy has to do is cut corners. Rip people off. Not to mention a rampant drug problem. This is all a recipe for disaster. Personally, I am more interested in Galatoire’s recipe for Gumbo or Turtle Soup. It’s important to have a good Running Partner with you in these situations, that way you can kick up your Gucci Loafers, spark up a smoke with a vintage Dunhill lighter, finish off your Goose and Soda, and check the time with a Vintage 1960’s Breitling Watch (to see if your in the kill zone for Gentleman’s Clubs) while your Running Partner ads a couple of KO’s to his record “on the cobbles”.

Utilize the “Ultra-Lounges”

In Vegas they call Lounges “Ultra-Lounges”. If you ask me, it sounds pretty gay. Regardless, they are functional spots to use as early night meeting points. They are real easy to get into and are easy to find someone. Also a good place to get back up leads as fly girls usually are to be found in Ultra-Lounges.

Don’t get blinded by the Light (and I don’t mean Andrew Sasson’s Club Light either)

Avoid going to Gentlemans Club’s on Friday and Saturday Night at 11 or 12. Even when you are Untouchable like Eliot Ness. I know you got the Custom-Made suit on, hand made shoes from England, and got on the best tie in your collection. Your Bullet-proof, Hard to Kill like Steven Segal. Still, avoid the the Gentlemans club early. You Will get “Pole-Axed”, “Jelly-Fished” and/or “Blinded out”. You don’t have to be an expert in Econometric Modeling to know that Gentleman’s Clubs are all about supply and demand. When there are more girls than guys in Gentleman’s Clubs its all systems go. When there are more guys than girls in a Gentleman’s Club the system is clogged. But if your dressed sharp like a porcupine in a Custom Suit by Duncan Quinn with side vents, blood red shirt by Dior Homme with silver and black cufflinks, no tie, pocket square by Thom Browne, Custom shoes by John Lobb on St. James Street or Edward Green on Jermyn Street in exotic skins (refined decadence) you have a more than decent shot at it.

Oysters

We have mentioned this before. But don’t start any night in Vegas without Oysters. A good portfolio would be some Cotuit Oysters (Massachusetts), Netarts Bay (Oregon), and some Winterpoints (Maine). (Skip the Hamma Hamma Oysters (Washington) and the Kumamoto (Oregon), they suck.) Caviar and Florida Stone Crabs also make for a nice well rounded opening salvo. RM Mooney, Daniel Boulud’s Daniel, Alain Ducasse’s Mix, even Aquanox are all worth an early stop by.

Girls in Street Clothes

Want to pull Fly Girls out of a Gentleman’s Club in less time than it takes you to finish two Goose and Sodas? (And I drink fast). Here is how you do it: Target Girls in street clothes. They are already on their way out the spot, so half the battle is already won. Last time in Vegas I walked in (dressed impeccably of course) to a great Gentleman’s Club and 17 minutes later left with three Fly girls, destination: my suite at Wynn Resorts (in the girls defense, the spot was filled with Regular Guy, and I was wearing an Ridiculous suit by Paul Smith, my track record is flawless, and my skin had a healthy flush from the spa earlier in the day, so I could hardly blame them for wanting to leave with me). Not bad for a Wednesday night.

Side Note:

Avoid Girls with “Property of (insert Biker Gang)” Tattoos. Weather it be The Hells Angels, The Banditos, The Pagans, The Rock Machine (now merged with The Banditos), The Outlaws or The Henchmen. In fact, it’s better to avoid Gentleman’s Clubs with Biker Gangs in general. Unless of course you are trying to find distribution for a large quantity on Crystal Meth, in that case, you found the right guys. You don’t want to get in the Crossfire of a Gang War and find out how good you are at ducking wrenches. I remember one time years back in Los Angeles, I was with a local beautiful Hollywood, prototype SuicideGirl/ Nightlife Princess and the Motorcycle Club in attendance didn’t take too kindly to me. Not sure why. But I do know, if it wasn’t for my Desert Eag and a cab with perfect timing I might have not had a Magical Night.

James “Lights Out” Toney

Partying in Las Vegas, even with Entering The Dragon, will get you in pretty bad physical shape over a few day period. Don’t be Vain about it or let it get you down. James “Lights Out” Toney, became one of the Greatest Boxers of his Generation and he did it not by being in great shape. He has always said, “Boxing is not a Bodybuilding Competition” (you remember a “chubby” Tim Witherspoon knocking out the Adonis Frank Bruno for the Heavyweight title, right?). Well, “Las Vegas is not a Bodybuilding Competition either”. Vegas is a GAME competition. (Well, maybe that Rehab Sunday pool party at the Hard Rock is a Bodybuilding Competition, but I have never been. The last place I want to be in Vegas in the summer time is at the Hard Rock pool with a bunch of personal trainer Guys from Arizona with Tribal Tattoos.) James Toney made it happen by being Tough, having tons of Heart, an Iron Chin, superb Counter Punching, a will to win, and lets face it: Impeccable Technique. Be a James Toney.

The Vegas Dance

No this isn’t some dance like The BankHead Bounce, The Harlem Shake, The Young Joc Motorcycle Dance, The Patty Duke, the Wrench or the Tango. Or even dope Breakdance moves like The Turtle, The Baby, Top Rock, Brooklyn Flare, Freezes, Windmills, Suicides (And I don’t mean SuicideGirls either) Headspins or Crazy Legs ill backspin in “Beat Street”. If you are like me, come 3am in Vegas, you will have plenty of options for Girls. Especially, if you follow The Blueprint for a Perfect Night in Vegas. Hold out for your best option. The best part about Vegas is that you have more time if you need it. Behind on the Score Cards after Twelve Rounds? Well, the great thing in Vegas is there is a Round 13. Hell, in Vegas you have as many rounds as you need to win the fight! No need to get jumpy and call it a night with the Ex-Sorority Girl in town from Ohio for a Bachelorette party who gave you her number. Hold out for something with some punch to it. For instance:

Girl Plus Friend

This is one of the most important techniques to Being Beyond Undefeated. It is a high risk move. But without Risk there cannot be Reward. To be a Top G, Top Pedigree, you need to embrace Risk. That’s why I trade Futures instead of Options. Unlimited Downside, but Unlimited Upside potential as well. So you have been stick and moving all night like Zab Judah, and you got a Fly Girl meeting you back at the Parasol Up bar ready to Kostya Tszyu her. Tell her to bring a Girlfriend. Leverage your position. Dame Sizzler style. When you get back to your Suite, have an In-Room Gymnastics Competition. Remember to Score the Girls on difficulty, form, originality AND artistry. Make sure you get a couple of Nadia Comaneci’s……. The Rest is Up to You……..

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Judge
The Guide to Getting More Out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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Off The Books….Beatnuts, Big Pun (Rip), Cuban Link……

Diplomats – Im Ready

Barbara Mason – Yes, I’m Ready

Suits VS SuicideGirls

”Another day another dollar it’s about gettin money
Then you can give me a holla, my nose runny
I’ve been out in the cold, hustlin for so long
my hands numb, but bet I feel that paper in my palm

It’s the H-A-V-O, C-dump-and-reload
Knock knock, answer that, I’m blastin through the peephole
Body charges, pay lawyers so we beat those
But get locked and I’m sluttin lady C.O.’s

Y’all like bitches – the chit-chatterin
Stay not likin a nigga but givin dap to him
Hav’ don’t change for no chick, and they adapt to him
Never get cool with you niggaz, I end up clappin ’em

But losin ain’t a option girl
My destination is top of the world, top of the world”

(Select verses by Havoc of Mobb Deep and the chorus from The G Manifesto Certified Classic “Win or Lose”….don’t sleep on the Prodigy verses either)

Insight in to the Suicide Girl:

You have seen her; very fly, sometimes close to beautiful, lots of tattoos, bangs, pigtails, multi-colored hair, piercings on more places than just the ears, horrible taste in music, sassy, nasty, flashy, sometimes far from classy, brazen, and brash etc. These girls can go by many different names and there are many different strains, for example: DeviantAngels, GothDolls, GodsGirls, FlyDolls, MayhemBeautys, LawlessDarlings, MayhemModels, TurmoilTreasures, RazorDolls, RevolutionHoneys, VampireMinxs, SubcultureHoneys, InsaneDames, MoonstruckSugars, DeliriousDreams, DerangedFlames, AlternaPets, and ToxicGoddesses. Many people think these girls are a new phenomenon, but are just the latest incarnation of the Modern free thinking female. You can trace the evolution back to the 90’s Raver/Grunge fusion Girl, to the 80’s Punk Rock Girl, to the 70’s Disco roller skate girl to the 60’s hippy girl to the 50’s Beat Girl and Bobby Sox girl to the 40’s and 30’s Pin-up girl all the way back to the 20’s Flapper Girl. There is something about Flapper Girl hair that gets me every time. I wouldn’t call The G VS Suicide Girls a Super Fight but I would call it an exciting match up worthy of your Pay Per View dough. These girls may seem to be a departure for the usual diet of The G, which consists of Rich daughters, Socialite Girls and Model Chicks. Its really all about diversifying your portfolio. The advantage of these SuicideGirls? They can be mad freaky and hot like a Bar-B-Que on a rendezvous. And in my book, that’s all the reason you need.

Tale of the Tape

The Match up between The G and the Suicide Girl might seem tricky for The G on paper. First of all, these girls listen to crappy Bands (I mean seriously, has there been a good band in the last 15 years besides The Roots, and The Ishlab/RussBoy?) The guys they hang out with (sleeve tattoos, terrible dressers, with terrible haircuts, are members of crappy bands, and generally are losers with horrible style) have nothing in common with The G (a well dressed, dashing, flash, Gentleman, CASH rich hoodlum, and International Playboy on the Rise). Suicides are very “counter-culture” and underground, and very anti-establishment. But then again, so is the G. In fact, The G is way more underground than the guys the SuicideGirl hangs out with will ever be. The G spends half his time in the Underworld and half in the Upperworld. The G is oftentimes the Liaison between the two worlds. But like they say, “Styles Make Fights”. SuicideGirls might think they like Loser guys, your job, as The G, is to prove they don’t (if only for a night). Here Goes.

Setting up the Fight

It doesn’t really matter if its; Canali VS Chaosgirls, Brioni VS Burningangels, Armani VS Anarchyangels, Prada VS PandemoniumBeauties, Etro VS EntanglementAngels, Dolce and Gabbana VS DebaucheryDolls, Burberry VS BerserkBabys, or Etro VS EcstasySirens. You need to set up the match up. The obvious way is to join one of those online communities, and try to swoop using Digital Game. This is a little too new-school for The G, and takes way too much time and effort (Although I’ll be honest, I have considered it). Plus, all that time in front of the computer screen is bad for your eyes. An easy way is to go to Suicide-friendly Bars (careful, you could find yourself Behind Enemy Lines), and After-hours and eclectic, artsy neighborhoods. I have done an unofficial study, and Western states have more Suicides than Eastern States. Seattle is extremely Suicide-friendly, and I am sure Portland is (although I have never been). California is Suicide Turf as well. Hair Salons are Suicide strongholds as are coffee shops (Personally I only go to Salons and coffee shops to swoop Suicides, I get my hair cut at Barbershops and drink Double-Espressos at Italian Trattorias and French Cafes, Bistros, and Brasseries).

Round One: The Approach

This is when you need to use effective aggressiveness. You need to step to Suicides well dressed; Valentino is known to work well (with Gucci loafers, Black Zegna shirt, Black and Grey Armani tie, and Brioni Pocket square, tie optional). Usually they will be taken off-guard that you are stepping to them. Introduce yourself, the good part is these girls usually won’t care if you have a Cigarette hanging from your mouth when you talk to them (for some reason Cigars don’t work as well, unless it’s a Romeo Y Julietta Churchill)

Round Two: Body Attack

This is where you have to establish some sort of Common Ground with the Suicide. Seems like it would be impossible. The best subjects to find something in common are ART, Tattoos (careful, this one is overdone), DJing, and Hip Hop. These girls are really young usually (18-26) and don’t know shit about Hip-Hop. They think Snoop Dog is “old-school”. They don’t know the first thing about DJ Kool Herc, Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five, The Treachous Three, The Funky Four Plus One, Grandwizard Theodore, Cold Crush Brothers, Afrika Bambaataa, Rock Steady Crew, Cool “Disco” Dan, Crazy Legs or CRASH. They also usually don’t know that Hip-Hop is made of four equal parts: MCing, DJing, B-Boying, and Graf Art. Educate them. For some reason they really like this stuff. Land clean effective punches. Also these girls are more often than not have a predilection for left-wing, Liberal Politics. The ones that are not are retarded. Keep the politics light as a rule of thumb with all girls, you don’t want all the blood to rush to a girls brain, its better to have that blood in other parts of her body.

Round Three: Defense

Usually when you are swooping on the Flyest Suicide Girl in the spot, the Guys they hang out with will try to neutralize you. Flashing CASH will usually put these Guys back on their heels. Or flashing a heater. (side note: Recently I was accused of “brandishing” a Glock 17 in a high-end Gentleman’s Club. To put rumors to rest, I don’t even know what “brandishing” means, and I own a Glock 19 not a Glock 17. Get it straight.) The good news is these guys are really not too tough, I mean, you have to make a bigger commitment to being tough than growing a Goatee and getting Sleeve tattoos. Lets face it, tattoos don’t hurt That much. Some of these guys play in bands, and grew up in the Suburbs, its not like they are veterans of Urban Ethnic Street Wars that where so popular in the late 70’s and 80’s like your humble author. If you have gone up against Serbian War Criminals (negotiation), or Aryan Nation fuckheads (12 gauge Shotty) like myself, you won’t really sweat these guys. Dismiss them. They actually give you a good excuse to take the SuicideGirl somewhere better.

Round Four: Pile up the Points

Take them to a cultural place. Many of these girls didn’t grow up in a family with strong old world roots. They don’t know the first thing about Haute Cuisine. A hot meal goes along way with these girls. And when I say “hot meal” I mean something that wasn’t heated in a microwave. Seafood and Suicides. Take her to a dope spot and maybe order something like Pan Roasted Monkfish; Confit Peppers and Fiery “Patatas Bravas” with a Verjus-Lemon Grass Emulsion and some Talbott Chardonnay Monterey (100 points Wine Spectator). Oysters work well on Suicides as well. Many of them have a problem with red meat. Don’t argue the issue. Just remember, no Seafood on a Monday. If the SuicideGirl is a vegan, you are screwed. You should have qualified her better at the Bar.

Round Five: Ring Generalship

Make it your fight. Impose your will. Like when a boxer is facing a faster opponent, he roughs up his opponent, fouls him, bullies him. Or if you’re facing a stronger opponent, stay outside; use your footwork, quickness. That’s Ring Generalship. Take the Suicide to a place you have on lockdown. Take her to your Turf. Your Base of Operations. Your Domain. Your Dojo.

Round Six: Close the show, KO

Now you need to decide weather or not you want to take the Suicide to her crib or yours. The downside of her crib is that her cat’s hair is going to get all over your Brioni Suit, and she probably has cheap booze. Upside: Play her and her Suicide friend like Betty and Wilma: make their Bedrock. Your Place: top shelf booze, but then she knows where you live. Like Dres of the Black Sheep said, “The Choice is Yours”. A hotel is a better option. No need to go Ritz Carlton. Something Boutique and artsy she will appreciate more. Have fun. The Rest is UP To You………………………………

Side Note: Close these girls quick. They don’t exactly age gracefully like say, Janet Jackson.

Side Note Two: Props to the G’s that pulled off the Laguna Hills Diamond Heist. The Headlines read “Laguna Hills Jewel Heist Was Smooth — but Videotaped”. (I can still remember my first headline like it was yesterday.) It was smooth as mantequilla, but the video could prove damaging down the road. Hopefully, they wore good disguises. That’s why Halloween is a good time for Heists. The other bad part of the heist was they had to go to Orange County to do it. Otherwise, a job well done.

Side Note Three: Be a positive influence to SuicideGirls. Often, they have had rough times. Try to inject some joy into their lives. I do.

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA Michael the Saint
The Guide to Getting More Out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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Analog Game, Digital Game

“Play ya cards, go against all odds

Shoot for tha moon if you miss, you still amongst those stars”

–Beanie Siegel “Feel it in the Air”

There is no denying that Technology has changed “The Game”. For better or worse, you need to adapt if you going to stay one step ahead in The 21^st Century. Today we will analyze how The Internet, Cellphones, and The Digital world has changed the world of the G. And listen up, because I have gotten inside more skirts than washing instructions.

Caller ID and Voicemail

Obviously the invention of the telephone or the invention of the Printing Press (which was invented by Johannes Gutenberg, probably the most important person of last millennium next to Jack Dempsey, Muhammad Ali, and Don Juan) had the biggest impact on Game. But those two inventions happened way before my time. Probably the biggest technological innovation during my lifetime effecting Game has been Caller ID and Voice Mail. Gone are the days of constantly calling a girl until you get her “live” on the phone. Game has mutated from being skillful on a “hot call” to needing to leave innovative voice messages. This is certainly the case today as most girls won’t even answer calls where they don’t recognize the phone number or blocked calls. Unless you have multiple cell phones (like I do) you really only have one chance to hook a girl that you met at the bar and got her phone number. In the old days you had a million chances. So you need to up your leaving voicemail leaving skills in the Digital Game. Saying something like:

“Michelle, It was great meeting you during happy hour last Friday afternoon, I was the guy drinking the Miller light with my Mortgage broker buddies, and I was thinking maybe uh, sometime we could meet again and we could meet at the sports bar and have some potato skins and “brews” and you could meet all my buddies that wear khaki pants and striped shirts…..” isn’t going to cut it. At least not any girl that’s going to electrocute your nervous system.

You need to leave a message like this: “Davinia, Hola, Its Michael, I am having some Lobster Ravioli’s with my Godfather and a glass of Robert Biale, Black Chicken Zin, getting ready to go to the airport to go to Punta Del Este, but I will be back soon if I don’t go to Buenos Aires to check on the construction of my cousins nightclub, or to the Caymans to meet my Uncle who is doing some Banking down there, so give me a call so we can meet up when I am back in town. Ciao.”

Email

Now when I was coming up, and you wanted to keep in touch with girls in different cities or different countries, you had to write them a letter. Suprisingly, Email has actually made life easier. Personally, I never thought it would. In fact, I still remember when one of my friends (who is a G in his own right, good idea man, good visionary, and a good hijacker and has moved more Miami Base than Luke Skywalker from 2 Live Crew, now known as just Luke) first told me about Email. After he gave me a demonstration about how to use it, I remember saying “No one is ever going to use that crap”. I guess I was wrong. Email actually is a lot easier than having to go to the post office, and helps people with poor handwriting. Less personal, but saves you time that you could spend scheming, relaxing at a Gentleman’s Club, monitoring Armored Car routes, or spitting some street game.

Text Messaging

Text Messaging is actually a technological advancement that has helped the G. Here is the perfect situation: You are winding up a great business dinner; Mac and Cheese (Gruyere), Foie Gras 4 ways, Fresh Free Range Scallop Tartare, some raw little neck clams, some Winterpoint (Maine), Cape Breton (Nova Scotia), Malpeque (Prince Edward Island), and Tatamagouche (Nova Scotia) Oysters and a Bone Dry Sauvignon Blanc from the Graves District of France’s Bordeaux region. Suited down of course (Charcoal pinstriped Zegna Two Button, Grey Alexander McQueen Shirt, Deep Blue Kiton pocket Square, no tie, I think), with some friends and its only 11:45 pm and you are wondering what you should do with your head buzz and the rest of the evening. The best thing to do is shoot out a “Text Blaster” to ten girls you know and see who else is out on a Wednesday night. I usually get a better than 50% response rate, and I work off the fresh leads. This is way quicker than calling a bunch of girls and saves you precious (and I don’t mean that girl that works at the Penthouse Executive Club in NYC who goes by the stage name Precious, real name Sara, either) time. Text Blasters are one of my secrets to staying Undefeated, night after night.

Camera Phones

Anyone who has gone out in the last year has noticed the proliferation of Camera Phones in the Nightclubs and Restaurants. Personally, it annoys me and I avoid pictures at all costs. My Uncle (who was a top-notch Heist man in his own right) always told me to avoid pictures so there is no record of you being somewhere at sometime. Constructing alibi’s and things like that (and I don’t mean The Alibi, that great Exotic Dancer meeting point in New Orleans either). Regular 9 to 5 girls and Tourist girls will always try to get you in their pictures. Avoid them. If you stuck in one, get good at mastering the “turn your head” move before the Pic is taken. The only real purpose for the camera phone is documenting some girls you swooped on if someone in your crew doesn’t believe you swooped two Model girls, one blonde, one Latina, the night before.

Internet Dating Websites

Some people say you can meet mad girls on these. I don’t doubt it. But these sites are not really G Manifesto Material. Not Tactical. I have never done them and never will. Call me old-school if you want. I’m fine with that.

Evites

On paper, Seems like a great way to let a lot of people know your having a gig! In reality, it’s a great way to get a lot of un-interesting people together all at once. Try to think of any gig you have gone to from an Evite that was fun…..Exactly. Avoid all gigs from Evites.

MySpace

Many younger proto-type G’s swear by MySpace. I have checked it out and there are Mad Girls on it. But I am simply way too busy hanging at The Race Track, The Fights, Hotel Lobby Bars, Planning Heists, Counting Money, Grading Gems, Adjusting my Triple-Beam, Swooping Models, and Taking The G Manifesto to the next Chamber to screw around on that website (I barely have enough time to write For The People on The G Manifesto, and line for line, rhyme for rhyme The Manifesto is the Dopest site on the Internet, right?). I don’t knock the hustle though. I think if you are a Rhyme Spitter, a DJ, an artist, or whatever I think it is a great way to get your Product out there. The one good thing about it for the G is DATA. Here is the Situation: you meet a girl at some high-end gig and you think her family could be loaded with tons of Scratch. Grab her email address and plug it into MySpace and check her profile (almost every young girl has one these days, It is completely ludicrous, and I don’t mean the MC from ATL either). Check out her photos. If she has pictures of her family in front of their Track home in Phoenix or pictures of her and her girl friends drinking with some guys that could be part of The “Jackass” crew you know you’ve been duped and she is after Your dough. Information is the greatest Commodity.

I am sure this will be updated as new Technology gets created. Personally, I think we have enough. I think we should have stopped at Pagers (which was one invention that I thought made it easier to somersault Bricks) and I have recently toyed with the idea of returning to them. Well see. Till then…The Rest is Up to You………………..

Emails of the Week in regards to: Surf and Turf: The Race Track

“Gitty Up!!! Simply fantastic advice a real treat for the up and coming G, you were born to be a mentor. As for the 4 dead bodies, it would have been 5 but my SIG jammed up. Last time I was at the track I dropped 3 beans, got super wasted off the guitar margaritas in the peasant section and passed out in horse stable if it weren’t for a jockey with a moped helmet urinating on my face at 6 AM the next day I may have been raped by Seabiscuit. My game is on a whole other level now, I plan on hitting up this Del Mar gig soon after my next heist in LA, I plan on coming in fresh threads and bank roll big enough to fill up Santa’s Sleigh. Locals have been calling me simply “The Machete”. Going from Dickies and GAP tees to Gucci Loafers and 36 D’s is a tribute to your greatness Mr. Ghost Hands, see you in the French Riviera Mutha Fucka!!!”

–Two words: Colt Python. You should look into it.—MPM

And

“You think you are so fucking cool. Please tell me you didn’t come up with all the foolishness on that stupid page yourself. If you did, #1 – you have too much time on your hands. #2 – You are modeling your fantasy life from Puff Daddy’s world. #3 – You take yourself way too seriously. Nice Try. Real “players” that have “game” would never, EVER waste time posting about it on Blogger. You need to stop reading hip-hop lyrics and modeling your fantasy life from it. You lie! You sound like someone who watches too many music videos on BET. Remember that!”

—–First of all Skippy, watch the language, ladies read The G Manifesto. Second, I do like BET, and I have drank Champagne with Puff, but I like underground Hip-Hop more or just kicking back and watching “Wild Style”. Third, “We all know that Game is not truth. Game is a lie that makes us realize the truth.” And you can quote me on that G Manifesto original. Remember that……. Squeaky—MPM

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Coffin, The Shovel, and The Headstone
AKA Michael Digital
AKA Miguel Analog
The Guide to Getting More Out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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Surf and Turf: The Race Track

[Rap] Aiyyo my lifestyle’s exquisite, Llello like a blizzard
[Nas] It’s choir attire standin on ground with one pivot
[Rap] Two players rockin silk blazers and diamonds like glaciers
[Nas] Lands with name brand seats reclinin like in spaceships
[Rap] Bodies on ice
[Nas] Livin trife, rollin fixed up dice
[Rap] Gamblin Grants
[Nas] Handlin stamps
[duo] Moves are sheist
[Nas] My bankrolls, got the cops comin in plain clothes
[Rap] Tryin to arraign again cause of our fame that’s how the game goes
[Nas] True
[Rap] Right out the slammer with the fame and glamour
Cookin up grams with Arm & Hammer supplyin scramblers in Alabama
[Nas] Rub out faces and leave no traces
My aces got mad body cases, preserve spaces at the horse races

(Murder. Simply some of the Sickest lyrics ever breathed into a microphone. “Fast Life” by Nas and Kool G Rap,
G Manifesto Certified Hall of Fame Track…….and just so you know its spelled “Llello” not yayo…its Spanish…… Skippy)

One of the favorite places for The G to hang out at, especially in Summertime, is the Race Track. In fact, The Kentucky Derby is the official Start of Summer on the G Manifesto Calendar. And Summer time officially ends on Closing Day. September 6^th at The Del Mar Thoroughbred Club on the West Coast and September 4^th at The Saratoga Race Track on the East Coast. Depends obviously on where you’re at (or where your going).

Winning at Gambling is very difficult at the race track. To paraphrase Andy Beyer, who has called horseracing “the greatest mathematical equation ever created” the odds are solidly against you. Good gamblers, Even great gamblers that win at other games get whacked at the Track. Me? I don’t gamble on horses too much. I operate on inside information, or have a jockey, or preferably jockeys in my back pocket. I also spend of a lot of time with the racing and sportsman set. This helps me get the edge I need. But mostly I go to the Race Track for the experience. Much like a Fight Night, the track is full of interesting characters. Big Money Horse owners, Jockeys, Trainers, Gold Diggers, Socialite Girls, Professional Team sports Coaches, Old Money, Nuevo Riche Jerks, Con Men, Models, Hollywood Actress Broads, Nightlife Princesses, Old-School G’s, G’s, G’s on the Rise, Prototype G’s, Gamblers, its like a modern day Damon Runyon Story. (Guess who is playing the role of the protagonist?)

However, you can’t just go to the racetrack with no preparation and game plan or you’re going to be outgunned. Like stepping into a gun fight with a deuce deuce against a four pound. It’s a war zone. You need to go stronger than ever, money longer than ever, longer Beretta. (And just so you know, personally, I am at war a lot like Anwar Sadat, no warning shot and my guns warm a lot)

Be well rested

Going into the racetrack you are going to need plenty of energy. Its summer time so it’s hot out. The track usually starts around 12 noon or sometimes 4pm. Either way you are in for a long day into the night, and you have to be ready for the night. I love going to the track during the week, because that’s when the real gamblers are there. I also love going to the track on Friday and Saturday, hell, even Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday (never Mondays, I never eat seafood on a Monday, unless of course I am at Le Bernardin in NYC….props to Eric Ripert). Being well rested is difficult especially when you spent the night before getting massages and drinking Champagne with two exotic dancers till 5 am. So you might need to take a Vampire Nap or drink a Rockstar. Getting a workout and Entering The Dragon can also help take the place of lost Rapid Eye Movement. The best thing to do is hold off on booze when you first get to the track and really ease into the relaxed Atmosphere. Then ease into the Goose and Sodas, and I guarantee you, when you start seeing the summer dresses and smell the Coca butter and perfume you will start feeling wonderful. Plenty of time to get into the Seventh Dimension. The Race Track is one of the few places you will actually see me drink during the day.

Track Gear

You have to dress fresh at the track. My goal is to always dress the freshest. I can’t remember the last time I didn’t achieve my goal. And I have a great memory. You can never go wrong going old-school style: Seersucker Suits, Spectator shoes, etc. Make sure you wear a light colored suit as well. You’ll look like you only own one suit if you go in a dark collared one, which is probably the case if you are wearing a dark collared suit on a hot summer day. So stop being cheap and spring $2000 for a decent light colored summer track suit. Me? I have like 20 (on each coast). I like going with a light tan Valentino two button with Lavender Shirt (and I am not talking about that Nightlife Princess Lavender either), purple Brioni pocket square, Gucci Belt and Prada loafers no socks, Sportsman Style. It is also completely acceptable to wear sport coats and Slacks to the track. Just make sure they are top-notch. Ties can work, but due to the heat, it is advisable to go no tie. The Pocket Square is the New Tie.

Turf Club

You have to gain entry into the private area of the Race Track. The Sky boxes are good but entry into the Private Turf Club is really what you want. Why? Because drinking cocktails out of plastic cups in General Population has never done any G any good. Also the girls are richer, the girls are hotter, its easier to place bets, and as Willie Sutton said,” Because that’s where the Money is”. How do you get entry? For members it’s easy. Other wise, you are going to have to be creative. (We will cover entry into private clubs and nightclubs in a future G Manifesto, for now refer to The Art of The Grease). Once you’re in, get the Matre’d on lock and the Bartenders. This will make your life easy. For me it’s real easy because these types of private clubs are like Bases of Operations for me.

Winning every Race

Once your settled in, got your table, ordered a Shrimp Cocktail or set up your Base at the bar its time to “win” some Races. Now, unless you “know” what is going to happen during the race (as I often do) you WILL lose if you bet. So the key to the track is you must pretend like your “winning” every race. Everyone likes a winner. Girls will gravitate over to you, Socialite girls will leave there boyfriends to hang out with you, the Gold Diggers and Table Hawks will start circling and you will get Biz opportunities and Biz Cards up the Kazoo. The advantage you have is most people bet and lose and when people ask them how they are doing, they say, “Losing”, or “I am getting killed!” or something along those lines (and I don’t mean Beeks either). Now when a fly girl just talked to that “losing” guy, and then comes up to you and asks how your doing, and you say “that last race worked out really well” or “that race set up perfectly, but I studied the race all morning” who do you think she is going to want to hang out with more? Also when the race is running, Yell and cheer (keep it smooth though), but don’t make mention of which horse you are pulling for. When the come down the wire, increase your cheering. As the horses approach the finish line Yell something to your Running Partner like “I told you!” And even thrown in some high-fives to make it all look authentic. You will be able to feel the eyes of girls on you from all over. Similar to marketing. Now spark up a smoke. Take a sip for an elegant high, be one hell of a guy, fly pelican fly.

Know the Ecosystem

The great part about the racetrack is you get a diverse portfolio of girls. Hollywood Actress girls love the Track. So do Model Girls. So do Gold Diggers and Table Hawks. And Rich Daughters. We will deal with how to deal with these different girls at a later date. For now refer to The Six Elements of Picking up Girls.

Do your legwork

Know the after gigs. It’s important to get multiple pitches out to girls during the track to hook up things for later. Know the resorts, the restaurant owners, who are hosting the Mansion Parties and the bartenders. Its summertime, remember, and bars tend to get busy. Every second counts, and you don’t want to waste precious time waiting for drinks. Get the waitresses on lock down also. These girls can really bail you out by putting together a private chilling area for you and a Running Partner and a couple of fly Diggers. Having a top chef come by and shake your hand and order something for you “off-menu” never made anyone look bad either. If the move gets no reaction from the girl, call her a cab to take back to her crib in the trailer park/ suburbs.

Work in Pairs

The G Manifesto usually advocates working dolo, unless you are rolling with a G Manifesto Certified Running Partner. Then it’s good to go Scarface with Manolo. The Race Track is a good place to roll with Running Partner. Girls often are in bigger groups and it’s good to have some extra muscle to deal with rival crews and Haters. And like anywhere these days, there is no lack of Haters at the Track.

“I knew it!”

In closing, here is a great custom move to use on girls at the track (and I have used this move so many times with success, I don’t mind giving it up): Spot two fly socialite girls like a Cheetah. Have your running partner roll over to them (suited down of course) and sprack up a conversation. Doesn’t really matter, could be about anything, just be charming, witty, and hold their attention. Next you “roll up” on them like sleeves, ignore the girls and say to your Running Partner “Remember we have ten Grand riding on this race” right before the announcer says “And there off!” Follow the Race and ignore the girls completely. This is very important. Become a little more animated as the horses are coming down the final stretch, remember, and don’t specify which horse or horses you are pulling for. As the horses come Thru the Wire (and I don’t mean that Kanye track with that dope Chaka Kahn sample, Through The Fire), say “I knew it!” and give your running partner a Pound. Maybe throw something else in there like “I told you….that’s three races in a row now!” Girls will already be completely sold on you. If you want to torture them, wait for them to introduce themselves. If you don’t want to punish them too much, Introduce yourself, and invite them for a drink at the bar. Ignore all questions about which horses you had or who you have on the next race, or greet there questions with your index finger up to your lips, like you would “shhhhh”. No need to make the sound. Invite them to your table at the finish line. The Rest is Up To You…………

Email of the Week in regards to Nightlife Princesses:

“I thought you got busted Mr. Portfirio, I was sick to my stomach and having panic attacks thinking you were in the clink, or are you? Anyways I have become quite the G thanks to your Manifesto’s, and when my new Razor PDF vibrated in my new Bironi Custom made suit with your latest blog in Vegas last night (all of this thanks to a heist in Scottsdale that netted me 450K and left 4 dead, but that’s neither here nor there) I quickly located the local “Vegas Nightlife Princess” at the most upscale underground night club in all of Sin City. I simply said “Jack Pot”!!!!!!!!

Needless to say I followed your tips, and had her back in my suite at 6 AM doing things to her that even a farm animal would scowl at. She limped out of my room 20 minutes ago. Thanks for the tips and tricks, keep them coming and should we ever cross path beware that you created primp up and coming mutha fucking G!!!!!”

—–Not sure about the whole farm animal thing. I don’t really know too much about farms. I stick to cities, beaches and cities on Beaches. Sounds like a decent score, too bad you had to go to Scotsdale to do it, but next time make it more clean, dead bodies can cause unnecessary Heat (and I don’t mean that crappy NightClub called Heat either). All in all, good work.—–MPM

Side Note:

Immortal Technique from Harlem, Washington Heights is probably the Rawest MC right now. Bone Chilling. You should look into it.

Side Note II:

Opening Day at the Track is the worst time to go to the track. Ask any dork when they like to go to the Track and they will say, “Opening Day!” Enough Said.

Side Note III:

When you are at The Del Mar Thoroughbred Club, do not, and I repeat, do not go to Pacific Beach afterwards. Pacific Beach is one the greatest hoaxes ever put on the straight male. The bars in Pacific Beach have more guys than gay bars. The funny thing about it all the guys that go to Pacific Beach are homophobic. But maybe it makes sense; you know what they say about homophobic people……

Side Note III:

In the most recent issue of Los Angeles Magazine in a pro-smoking article about The Tinder Box, one patron is quoted as saying “Hitler was a non-smoker and Einstein smoked a pipe….what does that tell you?” Sound familiar? Probably does, because you already read the concept in The G Manifestos earlier installment, The Smoking Gun. That’s ok, I borrow from people also.

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Murder Machine
AKA The One you Got Your Game Style From
AKA You Probably know me from Your Girl
AKA The One your Girl was with When She Never Came Home
AKA The One Who Climbs up the Balcony with The Sunglasses and The Shotty
AKA The Don Juan Beside The Don
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
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Chaka Khan, Through the Fire…dope

Kanye West, Through the Wire

Nightlife Princesses

“I drive big cars, puff heaven haze

not just the weekend dats 7 dayz

Rev up the engine, not a lemon its lemon,

that’s the color , want to play seven eleven?

you know catching hump

Ya butt got a extra rump

Forget ya man girl I got extra clip extra pump

Dont mean to be extra but ma I extra stunt

Extra money extra piff extra blunt

Extra extra really some neck I want

Not to do for help, but your truly felt ,

Ass fat, stomach flat, I can see your Gucci belt

Mine on too, for any gun play,

I’m a trouble maker, yeah yeah some say

Your model material, you need a runway,

So lets run away, we can hit the run way,

round trip not a one way come play

Rio Friday, Spain on Saturday,

Back on Sunday, make work Monday

You could be my weekend girl.”

– (Innovative wordplay from Cam’ron’s “Weekend” The G Manifesto Certified Track of the Week)

You know the type: skips the line for the Nightclub like hop-scotch, knows all the bouncers, bartenders, waitresses, club promoters, party girls, DJ’s, drug dealers (kind of sounds like the G….). But this is not the G, it’s The Nightlife Princess. Every (legitimate) city has at least one. Typically, she is fly, bordering on beautiful, maybe has some tear sheets, wasn’t a successful model for a variety of reasons (lack of focus, too much partying, missing castings, too short, too exotic of a look, etc…), has traveled (sometimes extensively), has bisexual tendencies, has names like Adriana or Lavender, knows DJ’s (current or ex-boyfriend is often a DJ), Never misses the Winter Music Conference, can dance like a Coca-Cola mixed with Pop Rocks, family often has summer cribs in Italy on the Adriatic, and sometimes but not always comes from Big family money. The difference between her and regular party girls is that she is the Top Party Girl. Examples, of Famous Nightlife Princesses are Madonna and Ingrid Casares to name a few.

Nightlife Princesses are a worthy target for the G to Swoop on for many reasons. Number one, they a very challenging prey. Like the Thompsons Gazelle to the Cheetah. Number two, especially if they live in cities that you don’t frequent that often, rolling with them gives you the key to the city, at least the nightlife aspect…pro bono entry into clubs, drinks, alterators etc. Number three, they are fun to roll with and there is no better way to experience a new city than with a Nightlife Princess. Number four, like I said earlier, they are Fly, and make worthy sparing partners to do battle with on 1000 plus thread count Egyptian Cotton sheets.

So obviously, there are plenty of benefits to swooping The Nightlife Princess. You first need to spot her. The best way to find her is go to the dopest club in the City that night and keep your eyes peeled. Personally, I can spot these girls like leopard skin. Then you need to swoop. Here is how it is done:

1. Style. These girls have seen it all and paper thin game isn’t going to cut it. You also cannot dress like the typical nightlife weekend warrior 9 to 5 real estate jerk with a stripped shirt un-tucked, designer jeans and Kenneth Coles. You need to come with some snap on your jabs. Fashion forward suits are preferable to more conservative suits, although a two button custom tailored Armani will do you a hell of a lot better than the jerk with the t-shirt with writing on it, sport coat and jeans look (Southern California’s worst contribution to fashion since the trucker hat). Paul Smith and Etro, pinstripes with Gucci loafers should do the trick or something by Ozwald Boateng’s House of Boateng. I like going with a single breasted, two-button Grey Paul Smith, with side vents and ticket pocket, made in Italy, shirt by Thomas Pink and Brioni pocket square (color irrelevant) not leave much to chance.

2. Lifestyle. To swoop The Nightlife Princess, you need to have a congruent lifestyle. Meaning, telling her you work in a cubicle or in a dentists office isn’t going to impress her. You have to seem interesting. So if you don’t live an interesting lifestyle of leisure, you need to Lie. Come up with something good. Drug Dealer? Not bad, but she already knows tons of them. DJ? Same thing. You are way better off if you actually lead a lifestyle that will capture her attention, like the dashing, young millionaire playboy, such as your humble author, Oh my Brothers.

3. Nightlife knowledge. You need to know Nightlife inside and out. Especially in cities that are superior to where the girl is the Reigning Nightlife Princess. For instance, if she is the top Nightlife Princess in Toronto, you are going to have to tell her you have things cooking in Miami Beach. Chances are she will have been there more than a few times, so make sure your story is air tight. LA and West Coast Princesses you can always trump with NYC. NYC Princesses are a little trickier, Europe, Spain, Paris and London are really your options and Los Angeles works to. European Princessess, you can use NYC or Los Angeles (Europeans have really bought the whole California thing, hook, line and sinker.)

4. Once you meet the Princess, you need to hit hard. She will have tons of weesh guy friends that will try to neturalize your maneuverings most of the time. She will introduce you to these guys and tell you they are “so cool” and “so interesting”. Trust me there not. Some of these cats will be ok, so you can befriend them. The real lame ones you need to diss heavy. Like mention to her why her friend is so “sweaty”. Make sure you give the “gasface” to these nightlife chumps. The good news is (and I don’t mean News Café in Miami Beach, either) most nightlife guys are softer than a cotton swab, so just make sure you get them out of your ear.

5. Strong Constitution. For Booze and especially drugs. Keep in mind, the G Manifesto does not advocate drug use (I was selling while you all was smoking). And it’s not for moral reasons. It is simply because unless you have fully Entered The Dragon, it is harder to shake off a night out. But if it comes down to swooping and not swooping a Nightlife Princess, well, you make the choice. (Be careful, not to go too far down the canyon on this one, or you might turn into the “sweaty friend” of the Nightlife Princess.)

6. CASH. Seeing a thick bankroll for a Nightlife Princess is like seeing La Grande Plage in Biarritz in July for The G. A beautiful sight. This is because of many reasons. Nightlife Princesses, for all the free access they get, are usually living a few steps ahead. Many times the family money has been cut off or the flow is not too consistent. Also, Nightlife Princesses usually have poor choices in friends, putting constant strain on the financials. So make sure you nonchalantly flash your bankroll, it will make the two cocktails for $24 (not including tip) you just paid for seem like a bargain. No love for George Bush, but love for Dead Presidents. So be on your green like Irish Spring.

7. Throw Heat. When you pitch Nightlife Princesses on various closes, you have to come heavy. Telling her you want to meet her tomorrow for a Starbucks Latte is not going to alter her very busy schedule (actually who knows, maybe it would work, but there are no style points in going to Starbucks). Pitching her on a dope hotel and champagne has a high percentage of success. Usually, packaging a Hotel Close, Champagne Close and Spa Close is going to get you the victory. Also use Swagger International. Keep in mind, these girls dance a lot, and usually are very open to massages.

8. Dance. As much as you might not want to, to swoop the Nightlife Princess, you are going to have to dance at some point. So get some moves down. You don’t want to look like a fool, or all your hard work can fall apart. Take some salsa lessons. You pick it up quick. Personally, I would be a way better dancer, but I always end up swooping on my Salsa teacher and I have to stop taking lessons.

9. Strike first. Strike hard. No Mercy. No fear, No pain, and No defeat can exist in your Dojo. Nightlife Princesses usually have a short attention span. Be the 60 second Assassin. It is important that you make a huge impression on them at minimum. You need to stay on their mind like a yarmulke. The bad news is Nightlife Princesses usually have short Reigns at the top. And many times, a Nightlife Princess on the way down isn’t a pretty sight. The good news is, every time a Nightlife Princess falls, there are ten girls ready to take her place. It’s Nightlife Darwinism.

Executed correctly, having the Nightlife Princess on your team will guarantee you a great time in a new city. You will be able to see, touch and feel the real side of the city, the side that you want. Using these techniques to the letter, you are bound to do just that, and yes, I do accept Thank You Cards…….The Rest is Up to You……………………..

Side Note:

Wale (pronounced Wah-lay, last name irrelevant) from Dream City is spitting the most innovative flows and rhymes I have heard in a long time. Kenny Burns (the black Lyor Cohen) is calling him the next Jay-Z. Well see. Personally, I think he is completely flipping the script. Props. Paint a picture. Hate is the New Love…….

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The 7^th Prince

AKA The Pitchfork,The Sickle and The Shovel

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