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Hipsters VS Douchebags: A Modern Day Mods VS Rockers

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Anyone who has been doing battle in Nightworld over the last decade has noticed there are two main groups are out there: Hipsters and Douchebags.

I try not to give these guys much thought, but being an active participant in Nightworld, I have these guys constantly messing up my visuals while I am swooping fly girls.

These fleeting thoughts usually contain an Acetylene Torch, Duct-tape, and bolt cutters.

I just cannot comprehend how the American male has slid so far. Think about it. Guys actually wear glitter on their shirts (Douchebags). And Guys actually wear super tight jeans (Hipsters).

If you are keeping score, it is certainly a sign that The Apocalypse is coming.

Anyways, I finally figured out (kind of) what it is all about.

Hipsters and Douchebags are a Modern Day Mods and Rockers. (Keep in mind, the Mods and Rockers were way doper than the Hipsters and Douchebags)

Back in the day, “The Rockers considered Mods to be weedy, effeminate snobs, and Mods saw Rockers as out of touch, oafish and grubby.” Source

The great part about the Mods VS Rockers was that the constantly brawled each other. Hipsters and Douchebags don’t really seem to cross paths.

Somehow we need to get Hipsters and Douchebags going head to head (so to speak) and eliminate each other.

Come to think of it, Ill get to work on that.

(Once it breaks out, the smart money is on The Douchebags.)

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In The Beatles’ 1964 film A Hard Day’s Night, a reporter asks Ringo Starr, “Are you a mod or a rocker?”, to which he replies, “No, I’m a mocker.”

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AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
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Since I have no idea what Hipsters and Douchebags listen to:

Rocker Music: Gene Vincent – Rip It Up 1958

Mod Music: Small Faces, Itchycoo Park

To end this on a positive note:

South Beach Saturday Night Limo Move

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gave her a “two kisses” good bye and exit Prime 112 with solid plans to meet the fly Argentinan girl later that night. I step into the balmy South Beach night wearing a two button bespoke cobalt blue Ozwald Boateng suit with the Royal Blue interior like I was from Kansas City. Or Simon City.

Spark up a smoke with the Zippo and a limo driver asks me, “Are you Joe?”

In a heads up move, I respond “No, I am Joe’s boss (having no idea who “Joe” is). Joe is still inside. I need to get to the Gansevoort Hotel quick.”

The limo driver says “Hop in”.

I love pro-bono limo rides.

As I exit the limo, I spot two blond girls, from the West Coast no doubt, smoking cigarettes outside Philippe and say,

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AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
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New York City, I am Thinking…

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New York City, I am thinking, Fashion Week, I am thinking, Circa Tabac smoking cigarettes and gulping cocktails, I am thinking, getting sweated like a steam room by three Latinas, I am thinking, models at Downtown Cipriani’s, I am thinking, ask them for a light and their number, I am thinking, Double Light move, I am thinking, Steak Tartare at Balthazar, I am thinking, Number Crunching model named Alexa outside Balthazar, I am thinking, Meat Packing District unfortunately, I am thinking, Beeks on the street, I am thinking, swoop girl outside of Kiss and Fly, I am thinking, beeks from limo driver, I am thinking, swooping fly girl at hotel, I am thinking, Pastrami sandwich at Katz Deli, I am thinking, New York Egg Cream, I am thinking, banging out phone calls in the park across the street, I am thinking, day swooping Dominican Girl, I am thinking, Entering the Dragon, I am thinking, I am all about dinero like Pesci, I am thinking, Dinner with super fly Sophisto wine girl at Gramercy Tavern, I am thinking, best table in the house, I am thinking, best sweetbreads I have ever had, I am thinking, Spanish vino, I am thinking, blood red carpet treatment, I am thinking, Custom Suit is killing it, I have been nice since Kris Kross wore backwards pants, I am thinking, I am thinking, aloof Game, I am thinking, stories about my life as an International Playboy, I am thinking, she is in love, I am thinking, my Game is Platinum Plated, I am thinking, and so does she, I am thinking, swooping, I am thinking, #1 in NYC, I am thinking, King f*cking Kong, I am thinking, Soho pimping, I am thinking, girl that looks like Ashanti, I am the Game Bounty Hunter, I am thinking, A Dead Bat in Paraguay, I am thinking, People say “Live and Let Live” , I am thinking, I say “Live and Let Die”, I am thinking, Everybody try to make it, I am thinking, But my spot isn’t vacant, I am thinking, my traps and patience make my Game Taliban Dangerous, I am thinking, peeling girls off Prince Street, I am thinking, Street Gaming models on Grand Street, I am thinking, Spitting Game on Spring Street, I am thinking, I love the streets, I am thinking, but they don’t love me back, I am thinking, so I keep an eye open and my gat, I am thinking, High Heels and Dirty Deals, I am thinking, Swoop Aussie Girl, I am thinking, She said, do all those things that you want to do to me, I am thinking, Street Eats, I am thinking, Lamb with rice, I am thinking, Downtown Cipriani’s, I am thinking, Model girl picks up on some London Guy with Jonas Brother’s hair instead of me, I am thinking, Weesh, I am thinking, Soho Grand, I am thinking, more Aussie girls for Fashion Week, I am thinking, More Beeks, I am thinking, More Steak Tartare at Balthazar, I am thinking, Number Crunch Russian Model outside, I am thinking, She has braids like Kornikova, I am thinking, I turn away because I am foaming at the mouth, I am thinking, I am starting to grow Fangs, I am thinking, mad tapas at Boqueria with Russian Model, I am thinking, Home, I am thinking, Italian ices on Mulberry street, I am thinking, NYU swooping, I am thinking, spitting razors in Washington Square Park, I am thinking, Kissing Model Girl in Stuvesant Square, I am thinking, day swooping her in The Rutherford, I am thinking, Chopping down 1st Ave, I am thinking, Raoul’s at 11:45 on a Sunday night with more Models, I am thinking, so much steak tartare, I am thinking, I might be getting stomach worms, I am thinking, and I am going off the deep end fast, I am thinking, that’s ok though, I am thinking, I am in the best city in America, I am thinking….

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AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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Papoose – born in new York city ft James Brown

Don’t let it go to your head, Young G

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So, you have been reading The G Manifesto for a couple of years.

Things are going well:

• You have been flipping bricks.

• You got an ill crew of Cycos.

• You are Pulling Vicky Cristina’s like they are going out of style.

• Your suit collection is illmatic and you have a trip planned to Savile Row.

• Southern California Girls on Tuesday, Nightlife Princesses on Wednesday, Exotic Dancers on Thursday and Platinum Diggers over the weekend at The Del Mar Racetrack.

• How much better can it get? You got the leather and the wood kit all up in the whip.

• You are defeating the DJ, and brushing aside the male model, and the Plastic Surgeon.

• You even KO’ed a Ed Hardy wearing Reality TV star in front of one of Brent Bolthouse’s wack clubs.

• You walk around with a G in your pocket at all times and got the Dunhill lighter for mad smokes.

• Every silicone dream in Las Vegas all of a sudden thinks you are handsome.

• You are starting to make payoffs. And the older crews are giving you mad props.

• You and Standing Over your rivals.

• You collecting dough, for sho as you sip the Mo, and you are hitting the ho you never hit befo’.

• Hell, you even planned a Art Heist for three months and pulled it off.

• You have bags filled with jewelry stashed in the kitchen.

• You have a bowl of coke next to the bed.

• You are treated like a movie star with muscle. You have it all.

• You have no worries.

• You are invincible.

You have arrived.

Now is exactly the time to worry Young G:

• This is when the drug use starts taking over.

• This is when you start getting sloppy, and forget to take the drugs and heaters out of the car.

• This is when one of your crew gets popped and might flip (usually it’s the one who should have never been in your crew).

• This is when the Feds have you on their radar.

• This is when real gangsters and Jackals smell blood.

• This is when the real Standover men introduce themselves to you.

• This is when you lose a load and the older G’s aren’t so friendly anymore.

• This is when it is time to travel.

Remember:

One swoop doesn’t make you the shit
Stay true to who you are don’t never forget
Keep your feet on solid ground
Cause what goes up, must come down

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AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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Doing Drugs and Picking Up Girls

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High Heels and Dirty Deals

Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well.

Let’s make things nice and sparkling clear, I have said before that The G never uses drugs to inebriate girls, and considers doing so, a horrible crime. But since it has never been done before, and people keep on asking me, I put together an EZ reference sheet for the up and coming G to know which drugs are best to be on for Picking up Girls.

(Disclaimer: I am not admitting to any drug use, and this reference sheet is best read with the word “allegedly” in front of every sentence.)

Cocaine: On paper, seems like a great drug to be on while picking up girls. But it’s not. Even caine filled Kools suck. Beeks are the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled on the G (next to convincing the world he didn’t exist). You get way too tweeked out, it is highly addictive and it hurts sexual performance. Your Game goes up the dollar bill as well; you get more into the drug than you do girls. Plus, it makes you look older; like using cologne on your face. Careful with this one. I have lost many a droog from the mirror, the razorblade and the straw.

High Heels and Dirty Deals

Extasy: Fly girls are always trying to get next to me, and I have had some beautiful experiences on Extasy. You can spit mad innovative Game flows on Beans. The man of the hour has an air of great power. Chemically, it makes you glow, so girls sweat you like a sparring session at The Wild Card in summertime. Beans also make your pupils dilate which makes girls fall in love with you. Downside: Makes your back feel like a wind up doll. And you think every fly girl is the greatest girl ever. Once you come back down to earth, you usually change your opinion. But what’s some spinal fluid between you and a fly girl?

Crack: Sure, Rick James swooped mad girls while puffing rocks and base. But this stuff gets you way too out of your mind to spit coherent Game. And it will send you on a downward spiral. You remember what happened to G Money, right?

Rick James – You and I

Heroin: Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark, there was an era when lots of fly rich girls and models were on H. I avoided that scene, although I think I smoked that shit once. Gets you too dozy to swoop girls. Careful with this one too. I have lost many a droog to the spoon, the flame and the spike.

The Velvet Underground – Heroin

Marijuana: I have given my thoughts on Weed before. And already told The Greatest Pick up Line of All Time. You can definitely swoop girls while high on Chron. But you can get too high on heavy duty Chronic if you take huge rips out of glass bongs and your Game can suffer. Puff Jays instead.

Meth: Not really good for much except if you want to chill in crappy towns, heist crankster gangsters and go on a collision course with a jail cell. Or a desert grave. I have seen many a Southern California Prom Queen turn into a Southern California Prom Fiend on this stuff.

Special K: Back when Strike used to Clock and drink Chocolate Mousse, I always swooped mad girls on Special K in NYC at NV and Match. But I think it had to do more with my tight Game than it did the drug. All in all, I don’t recommend. Too trippy.

GHB: GHB can be similar to Beans if you take the right amount. If you don’t, you can end up more twisted than cornrows. Avoid.

Vicodin: I have swooped girls on Vikes, but generally speaking, they flip my head too bad and make me want to sleep. Like Amsterdam Nap style.

Hashish: I am a city slicker, I ain’t no townie, and right now I wish I had another hash brownie. But I always liked puffing it more. When I was a young prototype G, I put on some of the most dynamic Game performances high on Shish, swooping topless girls on French, Spanish and Portuguese beaches in summertime. I was mildly surprised that Time Magazine didn’t put me in “Most Influential” in those days (I would have respectfully declined) under the builders and the titans. With Rupert Murdoch, the Billionaire Boys and some dudes you never heard of.

Opium: ?

Acid: Acid is another drug I swooped fly girls on, but I don’t think it was because of the drug. These days, you are apt to say too many weird things and get too many strange visuals to properly chop up proper Game.

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Mushrooms: I have met some “Shroom Gurus” in my day, and I can safely say I am not one of them. I had one friend that said he could “read girls minds” on Shrooms. Although he swooped mad girls on mushys, I tend to doubt he could tell what girls were thinking. All in all, peaking is too heavy duty and too confusing on shrums.

Peyote: I think I did that shit once. Just playing. Who knows? Ask Jim Morrison. Probably, good if you want to go on a Vision Quest though.

PCP: Good for drive-by’s with Latinos and Eses, rolling on Pico with Fredrico, not for swooping girls.

Rohypnol: Gets you way too faded. Menace II Sobriety like O-Dog and Caine to your Game.

I have said it before, and I will say it again, this decade’s Nightlife is in bad need of the new Ecstasy. And by “bad need”, I mean like a person who has been stabbed 20 times with a shank is in bad need of some pressure, some gauze and a blood transfusion.

Best to stick with The Holy Trinity: Cigarettes, Vino and Vodka if you want a long career in this Game.

And throw in Double Espressos if you missed out on your Vampire Nap.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

James Brown – King Heroin

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