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Text Message Game With a Fly Hipster Girl

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I know the whole “Hipster” thing has been going on for a while now, but lately it is just taking over. Hipsters everywhere. And truth be told, even though I have swooped more Hipster Girls than any lead singer of any crappy band that they listen to, these girls really don’t respond very well to to your Humble Author.

Hipster Girls like Beta Males. They like “guys” with tight jeans, messy hair and emotions. Essentially, they like the antithesis of The G and his custom suit wearing, Alpha swaggering, cigarette smoking, Zippo Clacking, International Playboying self.

So I met this young fly Hipster girl named “Melissa” last week at this Art gig.

This “text message conversation” last night needs no further explanation:

Melissa The Hipster: Happy Thirsty Thursday! (10:16 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Hey, where are you? (10:17 pm)

MPM: Where are you? (10:25 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: @ (insert name of high profile crappy boutique hotel spot)…come! (10:25 pm)

MPM: Who are you with? (10:30 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: My Boyfriend (10:30 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Hes gay.. not to worry! (10:30 pm)

MPM: I am never worried (10:35 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Where u @? Come meet me! (10:35 pm)

MPM: At (insert smooth French Brasserie with a solid Duck Confit and an owner who gives me huge Bordeaux pours, pro-bono) (10:42 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Going home..class early tmrw..maybe this weekend we ll run into each other (10:42 pm)

MPM: If you are lucky (10:44pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Ewwwww (10:44pm)

So what did I do?

Went to my local Gentleman’s Club and swooped a fly Exotic Dancer.

Got blown like Miami Condo Debris, then bounced like them cars out in Long Beach.

“Some girls say I’m the cutest, others say that I’m the rudest,
meditate like a Budist, expose em like a nudist,
I’m Jesus they Judas, my diamonds the bluest,
got the answers, they clueless, Ashanti foolish.”

– Cam’ron

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Cam’ron – Spend The Night

Real Hip Hop: Wale – Pot of Gold

Wale getting better with each track.

Wale- Pot Of Gold

Ronson on the production tip. Very Primo like.

Or maybe it is a Primo track.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Banksy’s Paddington Bear Accidently Painted Over

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A British man said volunteers clearing graffiti inadvertently painted over a work by street artist Banksy that he was planning to sell for nearly $7,400.

Julian Chatt said the painting of popular children’s book character Paddington Bear with the caption “Migration is not a crime” on a wall he owns was a casualty of the volunteer graffiti cleanup effort in Glastonbury, England, The Guardian reported Thursday.

“I’d spoken to the town council in the past and asked them not to paint over the artwork,” Chatt said to the newspaper. “Sure enough, the last few times the council have been out they didn’t paint it over. But on Saturday morning, I came out of my house and there was this chemical smell, and when I turned the corner Paddington was gone.”

Source

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Prodigy – Sugar Pop

Pimpin’ Ken Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

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I have written before on Pimps, Veins of Ice: Lessons from The Pimp. Even though I don’t agree with all their tactics, I do appreciate that you can take moves from them to make yourself a better G.

Pimp: The Story of My Life by Iceberg Slim is also one of my favorite books. And I have chopped it up with many legendary Pimps, including Fillmore Slim who have pulled my coat to The Game.

Pimpin’ Ken has come up with a new book called Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game. Worth a read.

Here are the 48 Laws of Pimping from Pimpin’ Ken:

1. Purse First, Ass Last
2. Get a Name in a Game
3. Don’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘Em
4. Keep a Ho in Arrears
5. Prey on the Weak
6. When Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship Ends
7. Pimp the Game
8. Don’t Let Your History Be a Mystery
9. Learn the Rules
10. Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan
11. Avoid Gorillas and Godzillas
12. Ain’t No Love in this Shit
13. Pimp Like You’re Ho-less
14. Better a Turnout than a Burnout
15. Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say
16. Give Motivation and Inspiration
17. Get You A Bottom Bitch
18. Cop and Blow
19. Turn Ho Ends into Dividends
20. Get in a Ho’s Head
21. A Ho Without Instruction Is Headed for Self-Destruction
22. Keep Hoes on Their Toes
23. A Ho Joins A Stable to Ruin It
24. Set the Trend
25. Grind for Your Shine
26. The Game is to be Sold, Not Told
27. Keep Your Game on the Low
28. Be a Leader
29. Play One Ho Against the Next
30. Prosperity over Popularity
31. Look out for Suzy Choosy
32. Turn a Tramp into a Champ
33. Bring Your People With You to theTop
34. Show Respect to Get Respect
35. Trust Nothing but the Game
36. Be Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally Accepted
37. Let a Ho Know
38. Wreck a Hater
39. Switch Up
40. Don’t Down ‘Em, Crown ‘Em
41. Keep Your Front Up Till You Come Up
42. Talk Shit and Swallow Spit
43. If You Can See It, You Can Be It
44. You Need Fire and Desire
45. Get Rid of the Word “If”
46. Move and Shake Like a Pimp Shakes
47. Pimpin’ Is What You Do, Not Who You Are
48. Don’t Believe the Hype

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

I’m So Tired of Being Alone – Al Green 1970

I’m still in Love with You – 1972 Al Green

Raekwon (Feat. Ghostface Killah & Method Man) – New Wu

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I was on this track back in the days of Somali pirates make off with $3.2 million ransom.

Now the video is out. Feels like its 1995 again. (And that is a good thing).

Fresh off the streets and on to the internet. (Not very 1995).

Raekwon (Feat. Ghostface Killah & Method Man) – New Wu

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Only Built 4 Cuban Linx II coming out August 11th.

Finally.

Thanks to http://www.worldstarhiphop.com.

Looks like The Wu wants the Title back.

Raekwon
Love to dress a lad, get rocked, hundred bags, black doorags
Ski masks is on, G-wags
Don’t try to take pictures, relax, chill in the grass
You’ll learn respect, burst when I ask
Rhyme master busy, Rizzy on the subject
Love Deck, thug buried, drug vest, snub sets, iller than most
Night time toast, gorillas in boats, three boats
Realers is killa, gangsta feel notes
Hibernation yo, switch up, liver nation, fly information
Vivid vacation, deliberation moments
Move like ’91 Romans, cloning everything
Gents only, the rent’s on the stove, I’m in Rome
Maxed out, Amex style, my team brand bandits
Make a move and get blown off the planet, baby
Hold that cannon, just understand we got the whole shit
Padlocked down, my niggas won’t have it

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK
The Guide to Getting More Out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com