With the Market getting pummeled like Tommy “The Hit Man” Hearns in the third round with Marvelous Marvin Hagler I have been getting tons of emails about how to save Money in a Down Economy.
Here is a great tip:
If you are anything like me, you will have fly girls that you swooped out of Nightclubs, Gentleman’s Clubs, off the street, and from bars at your crib, five nights a week, kicking off their heels and enjoying a few drinks.
The drink of choice, typically, is to make up a Grey Goose (or some other clean vodka) and Soda for yourself and something vodka related for the fly girl. Or pop a bottle of Champagne. But we all know, top shelf liquors and French Champagne can eat into your Bankroll, especially in a Down Economy.
So for a Down Economy Hedge, save your empty Ketel and Goose bottles and funnel in some low grade vodka. Also, go down to the little Italian Market down the street and pick up some low cost Italian Proseccos or Spanish Cavas. Show me a girl who can tell the difference, and I will show you someone with a more stylish Jab than a young Muhammad Ali. (Even Sophistos can’t really tell the difference, and I have done the unofficial case studies to prove it.)
Dope. The guy really breaks down how the world works. International. Read it.
“Economic Hit Men are highly-paid professionals who cheat countries around the globe of trillions of dollars. They funnel money from the World Bank, the U.S. Agency for International development (USAID), and other foreign so called “aid” organisations into the coffers of huge corporations and the pockets of a few wealthy families who control the planet’s natural resources.
Their tools include fraudulent financial reports, rigged elections, payoffs, extortion, sex, and murder. They play a game as old as empire, but one that has taken on new and terrifying dimensions during this time of globalization. I should know, I was an Economic Hit Man.”
“New Rule, just because you live in the middle of nowhere doesn’t make you are more “authentic” than me. It just means you have a much longer drive to the airport.”
“Ever since Sarah Palin came along, this election has been falsely framed as a contest between “salt of the earth”, Small time Maverick Westerners and Snooty Eastern elites.”
Mitt Romney implied that “The East Coast is where all the Liberals, with all there bad ideas come from. You know, bad ideas like the Declaration of Independence and The Constitution and The Bill of Rights. As opposed to the brilliant ideas that come out of the West like Frontier Justice and wearing cowboy boots with a suit.”
“The ideas this nation was founded on came from the most Cosmopolitan people of their day, The Founding Fathers. Who believed in Science, who looked for Europe for wisdom, and had no use for ignorant hicks like Bush and Palin.”
“Cities are about diversity of thought, small towns are about, well, Crystal Meth!”
“The is so much Meth in Sarah Palin’s town, I am suprised she didn’t have a kid named “Tweaker”!”
I am going to see Bill Maher speak soon at a meeting of Democratic Heavyweights that I was invited to. Should be good.
The Rest is Up to You…..
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Seventh Letter
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com
