Go head’ envy me
I’m Games MVP
And I ain’t going nowhere so you can get to know me
The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The International Playboy’s International Playboy
AKA Lo Mas Frio
The Guide to Getting More out of Life http://www.thegmanifesto.com
(Want to see something in The G Manifesto? Send suggestions to thegmanifesto@yahoo.com)
Been down in Buenos Aires for a few, exploring the next chamber of The G Manifesto.
Eating bife de lomo and pizza, to be where I am at, you need a visa.
Got Portenas braiding my hair like I am Snoop Doggy Dogg.
More stories to follow…
The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The International Playboy’s International Playboy
AKA Lo Mas Frio
The Guide to Getting More out of Life http://www.thegmanifesto.com
(Want to see something in The G Manifesto? Send suggestions to thegmanifesto@yahoo.com)
The Sex and the City movie is in theaters everywhere, and every girl in America is going “Carrie Crazy”.
(Proof to the Theorem: I have already done an unofficial case study of 400 or so fly girls in my phone aged 21-35 years old by sending out at text message asking if they were going to see the movie. I got a 99% positive response rate. Interestingly enough, this is the highest response rate I have ever got from a text message. Even higher percentage than the classic “I have some champagne and Beans, come over to my crib” text at 4am.)
You can roll up on any crew of girls, carte blanche, and ask them if they are going to see the movie.
Every girl will go bonkers and start yapping (door is open, which is really all you need right?) like crazy about the film. “Carrie fever”.
You can ask all kinds of follow up questions like:
“Which girl do you most relate to?”
Most girls will answer “Carrie”… Stay away.
If you get a “Samantha” (the slutty one)…go into full court press.
Side note I: Feign interest when the girls start yapping about their opinions of the show. It’s really not important. At all.
Side note II: A side benefit of this opener is that most guys are too homophobic to use it (keep in mind most homophobic guys are gay, deep down) because it’s a girl TV show. Hence, you will be able to use this one for a month or more.
Side note III: Because of “Side note II” above, I really think you can you use this opener and go on a 30 day run: Swoop 30 girls in 30 days.
Side note IV: Most girls will swoop you these days with the “promise” of going shopping the next day for some Manolo Blahniks. (Don’t go through with it.) Thank the Down Economy.
Side note V: Don’t do the above opener wearing designer jeans with rhinestones and T-Shirts with weesh designs on the like every guy wears these days. Go suited down. You will be better for it, the girls will be better for it, and the world will be better for it.
“Hip-Hop aint dead cause the pulse is in us
I got the everclear flow, they mimosa with it”
The Roots – “Rising Up” ft. Wale and Chrisette Michele
“But if you ain’t gotta dance they revoke your spinning
So good rappers ain’t eating they Olsen Twinin!
but I’m so committed, they have grown familiar
With the counterfeit hitters they soso wit it, but they ain’t Sosa wit it.
they Mark McGuire wit the writtin I’m Rodriguez
on the road to riches this is the fork I’m hittin”
Dope Word play.
The Rest is Up to You…
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA Top Predator
The Guide to Getting More out of Life http://www.thegmanifesto.com
“Aiyyo, the brother’s “Stillmatic”
I crawled up out of that grave, wipin the dirt, cleanin my shirt
They thought I’d make another “Illmatic”
But it’s always forward I’m movin
Never backwards stupid here’s another classic”
“I seen it all, did it all, most of y’all will pop for a minute
Spit a sentence then the game’ll get rid of y’all
Y’all got there but y’all didn’t get it all, I want my style back
Hate to cease y’all plan it’s the rap repo man”
