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Hugh Hefner: Losing Ground Fast

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Check out these pictures from the most recent Party at The Mansion: Playboy Mansion Halloween Party Pics: October 24, 2009 (picture above, not from the gig).

Looks like your average tramp fest.

I went to the Playboy Mansion back in 2001. Legit.

Alas, all good things must come to an end.

I don’t know if I have spent too much time in Southern California and Las Vegas or what, but the “completely fake body, vapid, idiotic, pseudo-p0rn star” girl is holding less and less appeal for me, beyond a night.

Especially when at a civilian gig. Gentleman’s clubs still hold their appeal.

Better off picking up a girl out of the Venetian Ocular Bar or the Rhino.

Same result, less headache.

But the amazing thing is that Hef’s gig looked to have B and C grade “completely fake body, vapid, idiotic, pseudo-p0rn star” girls.

Let’s give the cat credit where credit is due. He has had an amazing career. A living Legend.

It’s not my style to disrespect our elders in The Game. And it certainly isn’t my style to take shots at an aging icon.

Even though I didn’t consciously bite his stilo, I do find myself in a smoking jacket while rolling around my own crib. So I do have to give him mad props.

For the record, I do have a “technical” win over Hefner. I know a guy who defeated him. And I went like 22-0 (22 KO’s) VS that guy.

And that is all I am going to say about that. I don’t want to get “blackballed”.

(Hef, if you want some help re-jump starting the brand, put word on the Street. I will get back to you.)

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AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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Morrissey – Last of the Famous International Playboys

The Dark Triad: Narcissism, Thrill-seeking and Deceitfulness

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Women might claim they want caring, thoughtful types but scientists have discovered what they really want – self-obsessed, lying psychopaths.

A study has found that men with the “dark triad” of traits – narcissism, thrill-seeking and deceitfulness – are likely to have a larger number of sexual affairs.

Peter Jonason, of New Mexico University in Las Cruces, believes that these traits may have an innate, genetic component that explains why some men seem unable to stop themselves behaving badly.

Source

Science now backs up my steez. I have always thought that Narcissism, Thrill-seeking and Deceitfulness were three of my better qualities.

Add custom suits to the mix and you are doing much better than fine.

Thanks to T at The Rawness, for putting me up on this data sheet.

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AKA GFK, Jr.
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CURTIS MAYFIELD – RIGHT ON FOR THE DARKNESS

Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch Arrested

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This is the best thing I have seen in a while:

A group of teens dubbed the Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch, allegedly created an elaborate, technology-aided scheme to pull off a string of heists from the homes of celebrities like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Orlando Bloom, police said.

Five teens and another man were arrested Thursday for allegedly lifting millions in cash, art and jewelry after they used the Internet to learn the layouts of the targeted homes, when the stars would be out at parties, and even what jewelry they would be wearing.

A major break in the thefts, which had been going on for months, came when a security camera at the home of MTV reality star Audrina Patridge captured clear images of the burglars in the act.

Rachel Lee, 18, was arrested in Las Vegas, while Courtney Ames and Alexis Neiers, both 18, Diana Tamayo, 19, and Roy Lopez Jr., 27, were arrested in the Los Angeles area, police said. The five people were all arrested Thursday and booked on charges of residential burglary, with bail set at $50,000 each, according to a statement from the Los Angeles Police Department. Lee, Ames and Neiers have been released after posting the $50,000 bail.

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I talked about this here: Reality Star’s Homes Heisted. I had no idea it would be a bunch of girls.

Heard they didn’t even bust ski masks. Must have not read The G Manifesto’s The Complete Guide to Burglary.

Samuel Nalo and Bobby Comfort this is not. It won’t take long for this “crew” to start flipping on each other.

The Criminal World is going to crap.

Time to get out.

Heists, so easy even West Coast Hipsters can do it.

Good Morning America / Hollywood Hills Burglary Ring

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Makes for a decent screenplay though.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
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AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Sheek Louch – Computer Thug

The G Manifesto in The New York Times

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The New York Times

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AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Lost ill track:

Dead Prez – Score

Hipsters VS Douchebags: A Modern Day Mods VS Rockers

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Anyone who has been doing battle in Nightworld over the last decade has noticed there are two main groups are out there: Hipsters and Douchebags.

I try not to give these guys much thought, but being an active participant in Nightworld, I have these guys constantly messing up my visuals while I am swooping fly girls.

These fleeting thoughts usually contain an Acetylene Torch, Duct-tape, and bolt cutters.

I just cannot comprehend how the American male has slid so far. Think about it. Guys actually wear glitter on their shirts (Douchebags). And Guys actually wear super tight jeans (Hipsters).

If you are keeping score, it is certainly a sign that The Apocalypse is coming.

Anyways, I finally figured out (kind of) what it is all about.

Hipsters and Douchebags are a Modern Day Mods and Rockers. (Keep in mind, the Mods and Rockers were way doper than the Hipsters and Douchebags)

Back in the day, “The Rockers considered Mods to be weedy, effeminate snobs, and Mods saw Rockers as out of touch, oafish and grubby.” Source

The great part about the Mods VS Rockers was that the constantly brawled each other. Hipsters and Douchebags don’t really seem to cross paths.

Somehow we need to get Hipsters and Douchebags going head to head (so to speak) and eliminate each other.

Come to think of it, Ill get to work on that.

(Once it breaks out, the smart money is on The Douchebags.)

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In The Beatles’ 1964 film A Hard Day’s Night, a reporter asks Ringo Starr, “Are you a mod or a rocker?”, to which he replies, “No, I’m a mocker.”

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Since I have no idea what Hipsters and Douchebags listen to:

Rocker Music: Gene Vincent – Rip It Up 1958

Mod Music: Small Faces, Itchycoo Park

To end this on a positive note: