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Birthday Game and Swooping Girls

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Bang: More Lays In 60 Days

It is no secret that your Birthday is one of the easiest days/nights to swoop girls out of the year. There is something about Birthdays that make Ladies go Gaga. Me? I don’t care about Birthdays. What am I? Six years old? Can’t wait to get a Rubik’s Cube? No. To me, it’s just another night to swoop fly girls.

For whatever reason, it doesn’t matter how long you have known a girl, Birthday’s are known to be an extremely strong aphrodisiac.

In fact, I think the only Birthday I didn’t swoop at least one girl was my 21st Birthday, when rolled with my old-school crew. I got completely faded, and ended up puking my guts out in front of crack house after getting haymaker’d 21 times on my shoulder by one of my best droogs.

Thankfully, these days, I play my Birthday a little more smooth.

Typically, I call over girls to my crib on my Birthday “day” for two hour intervals, and bang them out accordingly.

Birthday “night” is a whole different story.

Common Birthday Game Theory suggests going out with a bunch of friends for pro-bono dinners and clubs and wack Bottle Service.

And your “friends” leading every female conversation with “It’s his birthday!” pointing to you and putting you, intentionally or not, on blast. This is usually followed by a shot bloodbath and too many high fives and hugs for your own good. Possibly, some terrible “heart to heart” conversation with someone.

Not smooth.

As you know by now, The G Manifesto is not about “common theory”.

Here is, in my opinion, the best way to play it:

Roll out Dolo.

Never mention it’s your Birthday until you have isolated the girl (or girls if you are Pulling a Vicky Cristina) you want to swoop.

Use a good isolation place: Cliff overlooking a beach, urban parkscape, or smooth lounge bar.

Bust a Double Cigarette Light Move (for style points)

Then tell the girl it’s your Birthday.

She won’t believe you at first.

Show ID.

Close Deal.

Works every time.

It works so good, that I have been toying with the idea of getting 365 fake ID’s made, so my “Birthday” can be every night.

I will keep you updated on the progress.

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Bang: More Lays In 60 Days

Rest in Peace Ted Kennedy.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
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AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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Jeremih – Birthday Sex

Crocodiles attacks

Motorcycle Gang Heist £2m in Diamonds

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A motorcycle gang grabbed £2 million of jewels from an exclusive London store in just 39 seconds in a raid captured in dramatic detail on CCTV.

Six robbers on three motorcycles roared up the pavement to Mozafarian jewellers opposite Harrods in Knightsbridge.

One of the robbers smashed open the glass door with a sledgehammer before the gang, all wearing crash helmets, stormed in and smashed open display cabinets.

The haul of gems included a £500,000 diamond necklace. However, the robbers were unable to break their way into one display case containing further £3 million of gems.

Pouya Nikomagham, a sales assistant at Mozafarian, said that the highly organised gang members did not say a word as they raided the store.

“They were very professional, they knew what they were doing and where to go,” said Mr Nikomagham.

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There have been 70 or so heists this year in London.

Like Snoop Dogg once said: “London, is live, Yo!”

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Michael Porfirio Mason
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AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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Santigold – Lights Out

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Miss Venezuela, Stefania Fernandez, wins Miss Universe 2009

Easily my favorite sporting event of the year.

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Miss Venezuela, Stefania Fernandez, was crowned Miss Universe 2009 on Sunday, giving her country its sixth title in the international beauty pageant.

Fernandez, an 18-year-old brunette, became the 58th winner of the title in a show broadcast live around the world from the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas.

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It was the second consecutive year that a contestant from the oil-producing South American country, which is famous for its beauty queens, won the Miss Universe title.

Venezuela had produced five previous winners.

Fernandez was selected out of five finalists chosen from the total field of 83 contestants.

The first runner-up this year was Miss Dominican Republic, Ada Aimee de la Cruz.

The rest of the top five were from Australia, Puerto Rico, and Kosovo.

Fernandez received the Miss Universe crown from last year’s winner, also a Venezuelan, Dayana Mendoza.

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I called this shit again this year. I am like the Frank “Lefty” Rosenthal of this Miss Universe thing.

Say what you will, but I am a connoisseur of beauty.

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I am going to go to this gig next year.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
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AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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Stefania Fernandez

Lifestyle Design and Location Independence

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Good article from Muse Life, by David Walsh about how Location Independence is only half the battle. Here are some highlights:

Everything ahead is based on personal experience. Though it’s bursting at the seams with judgement and condescending criticism, it’s also my own massive ego-check after rugged experimentation. It’s my realization that location independence is simply not enough and move back to the drawing board with unshakeable resolve for more.

1) Mobility is not Independence: Stop blurring the lines.

Mobility is as admirable a start as it is pathetic a finish. It is not wrong – it’s simply incomplete. Wireless isn’t freedom – it’s an extended leash. Call it whatever you want – it’s glorified telecommuting giving you an ever-greater sense of how big a world it is that you’re missing.

2) Perpetuation is not Elimination: Stop whoring your time for mobility. You deserve both.

When did we stop demanding time and mobility? Nearly half of all location independents work 40-50 hours a week. That’s a ridiculous number of people working absurd hours.
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3) Mobility is not Fulfilling

A raw sampling of the work-supported location independent lifestyle…

Stockholm: After a flirtatious exchange with two of the most stunning blonde girls you’ve ever laid eyes upon, you’re unable to accept their invitation to their normally all-girls fondue pajama party, due to your extended client work review session that evening. For the first time ever, you actually feel a dream die.

4) Logistics is not Ingenuity: Stop saying anyone can do it.

Even very smart people work constantly from one place. Slightly smarter people can travel the world working constantly from any place. The ingenious ones eliminate non-passionate work entirely to make room for experience.

5) Enabling Passion is not Passion: Stop lying to yourself about loving what you do

Just because you’re doing something from a bungalow in Thailand doesn’t make it something you love. You just love that it lets you chill in a bungalow in Thailand. You would never rationalize like that if you were doing it from a dank Scranton office park.

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Really made me re-think some things.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

2Pac – I Wonder If Heaven’s Got A Ghetto

Paulie Malignaggi gets Hooked in Decision with Juan Diaz

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Boxer Paulie Malignaggi was nearly apoplectic after losing a controversial decision to Juan Diaz Saturday night at the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas.

After a terrible performance against Ricky Hatton last year, Brooklyn’s Malignaggi redeemed himself with a tactful, hard-fought effort against Diaz that should have earned him a victory — or at least a moral victory in a close loss. Instead, fighting in Diaz’s hometown, Malignaggi dropped a unanimous decision by a wide margin that should call into question the integrity of the judging and further alienate fans from the sport.

David Sutherland (116-112), Raul Caiz (115-113) and Gale Van Hoy (118-110) all scored it for Diaz in a junior welterweight bout (at a catch weight of 138.5) for the vacant NABO junior welterweight title.

The G Manifesto scored it 115-113 for Malignaggi.

Malignaggi landed 191 punches to Diaz’s 178, according to official punch stats.

In his post-fight interview with HBO’s Max Kellerman, Malignaggi skewered Houston and its treatment of visiting fighters.

“I had to deal with a lot of politics,” Malignaggi said, his voice rising with emotion. “That was ridiculous. I knew I was going to have to deal with this…I’m telling you, this state never gives a fair shake to anyone coming to this state to fight hometown fighters. It never happens.”

When asked about a possible rematch with Diaz, he said: “You know I ain’t getting a rematch, this is boxing; boxing is full of [expletive], I used to love this sport. I cannot stand doing this. The only reason I do this is because it gives me a good payday.”

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Like Max Kellerman said after the fight, the market spoke.

There is no way a Brooklyn Italian is going to get a fair shake against a Mexican-American fighter in Houston.

Happens all the time. Won’t be the last.

Wasn’t even a bad example of it.

See Oscar De La Hoya VS Pernell Whitaker again.

But Malignaggi should have known this and won by a huge margin.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Juan Diaz’s Greatest Hits (HBO)

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