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Christian Audigier The Nightclub – CLOSED

I can’t believe I hadn’t heard about this before one of my droogs just sent this to me:

Christian Audigier The Nightclub has closed.

(I guess it happened back when I was slugging it out on the cobbles of Riga, Latvia with big bald headed hoods in leather jackets, and swooping fly girls.)

Anyone who has been following The G Manifesto knows I have been waging a one man War against glittery shirts and rhinestones for a few years (like I waged a one man war against the multi-colore striped Mortgage Broker button down shirt before it).

I guess it is another victory, you can’t get with me, so pick a B.C. date, because your history.

The Age of Elegance is coming. (Or returning, depending on how you are looking at it).

That is, it’s coming if we want to get out of this mess we are in.

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In other news, Simon Black has a great article about exactly what I was talking about at lunch today with a friend over some imported jamon iberico and a glass of red with a couple of smokes thrown in for good measure.

One thing is for sure: It is going to be a long, hot summer.

Some gems:

Now, clearly there are a lot of disgruntled Americans. There’s a lot of anger… even class tensions. The OWS movement is emblematic of this sentiment for sure, but in terms of taking action, most people still believe in the political process.

All of their angst and negativity will be taken out in the voting booth. Until then, it’s the calm before the storm. But the unfortunate reality is that no matter which way the 2012 election turns out, chaos will ensue.

If President Obama wins a second term, many conservative Americans will have reached their breaking points. If a republican candidate should win, a huge portion of Americans will feel they have lost their champion.

No matter what, though, people will quickly realize that absolutely nothing has changed. They’ll recognize that the insolvency of the United States government is a simple arithmetic problem; that social security is bankrupt; that the Treasury Department is a giant Ponzi scheme; and that there is. no. recovery.

For now, Americans are still investing in the political process. Come next year, though, all the hope that’s building up will turn quickly into disappointment… and then anger. Then they’ll take that anger to the streets.

This is what happens when governments go bust. It’s happened numerous times throughout history, and it’s playing out right now from Greece to Argentina.

Social unrest becomes commonplace. Governments engage in financial repression, giving rise to asset seizures, inflation, and capital controls. Militarized police states categorize ordinary citizens into combatants and non-combatants. Collateral damage becomes an acceptable risk. Society turns on itself, and crime rates soar.

Watching the farce of America’s political theater play out, it’s clear that this ticking time bomb will go off after Election Day 2012. As polarized as voters are, and as dismal the federal balance sheet is, there’s little chance of society keeping it together afterwards.

What’s happening right now is merely an overture… and you can mark a date on your calendar for when the real fun begins.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life

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Tupac – Me Against The World

New Orleans Bans Ed Hardy

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Since I have been down in Cartagena, mass people tipped me off on the banning of Ed Hardy in a New Orleans Nightclub:

The idea came to Nick Thomas, Director of Programming, while watching the MTV show. “The whole thing is so funny because I was literally watching Jersey Shore in passing at 4 a.m. after being at Republic I thought, nothing would make me happier if not a single person dressed like this was in Republic. Then I thought, “Why can’t that be the rule?” The club put a flier on its window at Mardi Gras and the dress code spread across Twitpix which led to a mention on NPR. “It’s been well received because we have the best clientele, but I never thought the story would have this kind of national merit.”

Specific brands mentioned include No Affliction and Ed Hardy, but Thomas clarifies that, “The dress code isn’t limited to those brands, those are just the most obvious of the Jersey Shore-esque attire.” He includes “any other knock bedazzled tee shirts or hideous foil inks. The dress code isn’t about the brands, but the people that wear those brands. If a big beefy guy, over worked-out with way too much hair gel is copping an attitude at the door or anything within that realm, he’s not getting through. Ultimately if the clientelle in the club isn’t starting fights or disprespecting women, everyone in the venue can have a good time.”

In case you can’t see the photo clearly, it says: “If it’s on Jersey Shore it’s not coming through the door: No Affliction, No Ed Hardy, No Christian Audigier, No Exceptions.”

I love New Orleans.

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Check out these other Ed Hardy data sheets:

Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

Christian Audigier VS Ed Hardy: The Lawsuit

Ed Hardy Blacklisted by Vancouver Nightclubs

Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier and Michael Jackson

Wale disses Ed Hardy

Wale’s Elitaste disses Ed Hardy

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A Typical Tuesday Night in Southern California

Top Ten Reasons Why This Was The Worst Decade Ever

Don’t let it go to your head, Young G

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Santana – Winning

Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier and Michael Jackson

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Last week was Cigarette week at The G Manifesto. This week is very quickly turning into Douchebag Week, with Ed Hardy Blacklisted by Vancouver Nightclubs and Tucker Max: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Trailer*.

Now it looks like, right before he died, Michael Jackson was about to come out with a wack clothing line with Christian Audigier.

Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

No wonder Michael Jackson kicked the bucket: he had to look at all those epileptic seizure inducing T-shirt designs. Probably gave him the blues so hard you would think that he was Crippin. That is, until he turned Cookie Monster Blue like the interior of my custom suits.

Drugs don’t kill people.

T-shirts with Glitter do.

Thanks to T over at The Rawness for the tip.

*I don’t necessarily think that Tucker Max is a “douchebag”. I mean to my limited knowledge, he doesn’t wear Ed Hardy. So he gets a pass.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

To end this on a good note an little SE SD banger:

Jayo Felony – Nitty Gritty

And a banging Latina:

Ed Hardy Blacklisted by Vancouver Nightclubs

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Downtown bars are turning people away because they’re wearing brands of clothing that are being identified as gangster-wear.

Blacklisted brands include his favourite labels like Ed Hardy, Affliction and Xtreme Couture, he said. All of these use trendy motifs like tattoos, skulls and chains.

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How did Ed Hardy shirts all of a sudden become “Gangster”?

I always thought these kind of shirts just said “Idiot”.

Like the Unusual Suspects said:

“It’s a total eclipse when the darkness falls,
Most of you so called thugs chill in shopping Malls.”

Fuck Ed Hardy

(Thanks to Joshua for sending this.)

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Klint – Diamond

Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

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Anyone who knows me, knows I have been waging a War against Ed Hardy Clothing and “Ed Hardy Guy” for years now.

If I was a rapper, my album cover would have me standing by my Cadillac, guard up, with a Ed Hardy shirt under the wheel a la Kool Moe Dee’s “How Ya Like Me Know”.

It looks like the pendulum is really starting to swing in my favor:

Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

Not really a fan of this Dirt Nasty guy either, but as Mark “Chopper” Read always said, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend”.

I guess Christian Audiger’s crappy nightclub in the equally crappy Treasure Island is folding too.

Like the “Striped Shirt Guy” before him, I won’t stop until the maggots are feasting on “Ed Hardy Guy’s” and “Christian Audiger Guy’s” over tanned flesh.

Now you tell me who won,
I see them, they run

– Pac

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Thanks to T over at The Rawness for tipping me on this.

fuck Ed Hardy,
fuck Christian Audiger,
fuck Christian Audiger Clothing as a staff, a clothing company, and as a mother f**kin crew.
And if you want to be down with Christian Audiger Clothing,
Then fuck you too.

– Interpolation of Tupac – Hit em up.

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Once this War is over, I promise, I will start working on Universal Healthcare.

But, first things first.

And Oh yeah, fuck Affliction too.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Tupac – Hit Em Up(Uncensored)

To End this on a good note: