The G Manifesto

To All The Girls

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Crush It!: Why NOW Is the Time to Cash In on Your Passion

From the SF Crab House, to the LA cat house, to the college frat house, to the DC Crack House, to the Miami Beach brat house to the NYC mad house, girls are non-stop complaining:

“All the good guys are taken!”
“It is so hard to meet a good man!”
“Where are all the great guys?!”

(Disclaimer: I haven’t actually “heard” girls say this. I am not the shoulder to cry on and I have a very low threshold for rubbish. And my Psychosis and Ego are so out of control these days, if I hear a girl talking about other guys or men in general, I simply bounce like checks from Middle America in 2009. But either way, I am sure girls say this gibberish.)

To all the girls, news just in: there are good guys out there.

For one, I am single. Let’s look at my stats for a quick second. I have (again, not to be a flash bastard, just kicking the fountain of youth*):

• Youthful, brutally handsome good looks.
• A fat pocket. And I am liquid.
• A suit collection, second to maybe, Ozwald Boateng.
• A name that carries mad weight like a coke scale on the street, the beach, nightclubs and dope restaurants. Internationally.
• Great genetics and a full head of hair.
• Put girls in a deep sleep from Grape Street Watts to Watts Street, Soho.
• Class, Style and Dash.
• Since age 10, my team played to win.
• Strong Ambition since the days of Kahane. And some time in reform school to prove it.
• Undefeated in the bedroom. Somewhere around XXXX-0. Give or take a few hundred wins.
• Came out on top of The Ecstasy Wonder Gang Wars of the 90’s.
• Street smarts and flow multiple languages.
• A positive, down to earth, humble attitude.
• Hell, I even know like 40 different Zippo tricks.

The thing is, it is actually pretty easy to land a guy like me. And I think every guy I know will agree with me on this. All you girls need to do is this:

• Have timeless, striking, stunning, unique beauty.
• Be bisexual.
• Stay 21 years old forever.
• Have a father who is the richest businessman in your home country. 100 million give or take a mill here or a mill there.
• Be a smoker.
• Wreck shop in the kitchen.
• Historical family name. (Sure I come from a great family, but a generation ago, my family was letting off bombs on the streets of Belfast and the beaches of the Basque Country. I need to get some upward mobility out of the deal.)
• Be feminine and wear high heels and dresses. Always.
• Be able to do the splits and move your hips. Bonus points for being able to do back flips.

It’s really that easy.

The craziest thing about this is I have dated three girls in my life that actually met these criteria. But I was too young to settle down. Only time will tell if Sonny was right or wrong when he said “You only get three great ones”.

Anyways, girls, I just gave you the master plan.

Till then I am Frank Abagnale, Catch Me If You Can.

(*fountain of youth = truth)

Crush It!: Why NOW Is the Time to Cash In on Your Passion

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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How to Swoop Tons of Different Girls at the Same Time and Not Get Caught

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Fact: American Girls are terrible prospects for dating.

So to affray this reality, the only move left for American based G to play is to swoop tons of Different Girls at the Same Time. This way you can look at the “bright side” of each girl and add them together to “create” one decent girl.

Well, either that or it’s because of all the sexual perversions, monogamy is the most unnatural.

Here is how to not get caught:

Date Girls with Boyfriends

We have already broken down the benefits to Dating Girls with Boyfriends. Girls with boyfriends are less labor intensive and they don’t bug the sh#t out of you. That is what their boyfriend is for, right?

Clean your Sheets

Girls have a strong sense of smell and can tell if you have regulated other girls on the Tempur-pedic (I am seriously thinking of getting one of these. My back is starting to hurt from all the E-Tabs I took as a young up and coming Prototype G). Get your sheets cleaned often.

I was just doing the math. Last year, I paid my maids like 40k in cleaning costs because I was swooping so many girls. Not bad for a Down Economy. So far this year? Hell, sky’s the limit, I just saw my maids pushing the Q Four Five Infinit.

I was going through mad sets of bed sheets too. I think I single handedly raised the demand on Egyptian Cotton. That industry probably owes me a thank you card.

Diversify your Girl Portfolio

Many weesh “players” get caught because they are always tapping the same source (so to speak). Logic would dictate that you wouldn’t want to swoop three different girls at your place of work, right?

Use geography to your advantage. In NYC, for instance, you should swoop a fly NYU girl, a Soho Model, an Upper East-side Mobile, maybe a few Hipster girls and Butter Pecans etc.

In LA, maybe swoop a beach girl from Manhattan, some psedo-P0rn girls from Sunset, a Croatian from Pedro, some Fresas up from Mexico City and a chocolate deluxe from the east side of the LBC.

You get the broken picture.

Exotic Dancers

If you have been reading The G Manifesto for a while, you are familiar with the benefit play of swooping Exotic Dancers. Exotics are great for the rotation because they are always working at night, and generally speaking, are extremely low-maintenance. The less they are around, the lesser chance you have of being caught.

Conjointly, they can hang upside down from my Italian Murano Chandelier while doing the splits.

Try to find a civilian girl that can do that.

Aliases

It always amazes me how guys in The Game don’t use aliases. Me? I use tons. Not to sound like a flash bastard, but I have been going on an ID spree and have like 10 full sets now.

Even I am starting to get confused what my real name is. I am Bi-polar with an identity crisis to say the least.

With multiple Aliases you create confusion in the marketplace and lower your chances of girls figuring out who you are. You can even swoop two girls that are best friends.

Hell, I one time swooped the same girl twice, 6 months apart with different names and a haircut. And she was none the wiser.

Mad Futuristic.

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Crush It!: Why NOW Is the Time to Cash In on Your Passion

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Mike Posner and The Brain Trust – Drug Dealer Girl

Entropy on Models, models and “models”

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Entropy beat me to the punch (so to speak) on this post. My comments in Bold:

“models”: This is 90% of the “models” you run into in bars and clubs. The girl who says, “Oh, I used to model some,” or “I do a little modeling on the side.” What this translates into: she’s a prettiest one of her friends, all of which said she should try modeling.

Unfortunately, this is where most of the “I hooked up with a model last summer” or “She’s so hot, she used to model” stories come from.

These girls are almost more common in nightclubs than wack guys in glittery gay Ed Hardy shirts in the “Sand States”. Want to go to the easiest place in America to swoop these girls? Go to Las Vegas young G.

models: Lower-case ‘m’ models actually went a step further. They sent their portfolios out, they actually strutted in a couple shows, maybe their picture was actually used in a local magazine or on some club flyer or something. Still, these girls were never full-time professional. Regardless, this is the clear cut off for “this girl is legit hot.” Don’t care how small-time the show is, but you don’t walk a runway if you’re less than an 8.5.

Some of these girls end up in the Maxim “hometown honeys” section or Playboy’s College issue or becoming cheerleaders for sports-teams.

Some of these girls also end up in P0rn. Or high class escorting on the side.

Models: Models with a capital ‘M’. These are your legit, real-life 10’s. The women you see in Vogue, AX ads, Abercrombie posters. These are legit full-time models, bringing in solid money, traveling the world circuit between NYC, Paris, Milan and Asia.

NYC is the best place to swoop these girls in America. South Beach in the wintertime. French Riviera in summertime.

Continue Reading Entropy’s post on his opinions on how to swoop Models, models and “models”.

The G Manifesto’s framework for swooping Models coming soon.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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Pure Game VS Tricking

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Just like there are two main groups in Nightworld these days (Hipsters and Douchebags), there are two polar opposite Game Styles: Pure Game and Tricking.

Pure Game is advocated by much of the Pick Up Artist World. Basically, it’s the theory that you should never spend money on girls (or extremely small amounts) and purely use Game.

Tricking is mostly what you see douchebag types doing in Bottle Service joints and chumps that go to shopping malls with girls. Basically, it’s emptying out your wallet to swoop girls. Las Vegas would be epicenter of this steez, if there was one. But you see this stilo heavily in all the “Sand States”.

Although I have my doubts with many guys that claim they strictly use Pure Game, Roosh would be a great example of a cat that successfully uses this technique. Many characters claim Pure Game to make you think their Game is strong when they are actually Tricking.

Bottom line is, both techniques help swoop you fly girls.

Where do I fall in?

Neither.

I tend to use elements of both.

When I was a younger up and coming Prototype G, I mostly relied on Pure Game. So my Game has strong foundations. And I have liquid scratch. In fact, the money under my mattress right now is making my bed touch the ceiling.

But do I give girls CASH, buy Bottle Service and take girls shopping? No shot. I ain’t the one.

I am the type of G that if I ever get caught slipping and dating a girl on her Birthday, I bust out the water colors and give her my best rendition of a Miró for a present:

I dress too sharp in Custom Suits to go strictly Pure Game these days. So I throw out the carrot of Tricking, and make girls think I will take them to a far off Island like Gilligan.

But come morning time, no bags are getting packed. So you could say I “Cinderella girls” from nothing to something.

My Game is mostly “young-dashing-handsome-mysterious-false grinning-soft spoken-with a wild side-well dressed-millionaire by somewhat shady means” type vibe that thankfully, fly girls are known to react positively to.

Hell, these days I am so International and French Riviera that even fly white girls are calling me “Loera”. (As in Joaquín Guzmán)

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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Hugh Hefner: Losing Ground Fast

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Check out these pictures from the most recent Party at The Mansion: Playboy Mansion Halloween Party Pics: October 24, 2009 (picture above, not from the gig).

Looks like your average tramp fest.

I went to the Playboy Mansion back in 2001. Legit.

Alas, all good things must come to an end.

I don’t know if I have spent too much time in Southern California and Las Vegas or what, but the “completely fake body, vapid, idiotic, pseudo-p0rn star” girl is holding less and less appeal for me, beyond a night.

Especially when at a civilian gig. Gentleman’s clubs still hold their appeal.

Better off picking up a girl out of the Venetian Ocular Bar or the Rhino.

Same result, less headache.

But the amazing thing is that Hef’s gig looked to have B and C grade “completely fake body, vapid, idiotic, pseudo-p0rn star” girls.

Let’s give the cat credit where credit is due. He has had an amazing career. A living Legend.

It’s not my style to disrespect our elders in The Game. And it certainly isn’t my style to take shots at an aging icon.

Even though I didn’t consciously bite his stilo, I do find myself in a smoking jacket while rolling around my own crib. So I do have to give him mad props.

For the record, I do have a “technical” win over Hefner. I know a guy who defeated him. And I went like 22-0 (22 KO’s) VS that guy.

And that is all I am going to say about that. I don’t want to get “blackballed”.

(Hef, if you want some help re-jump starting the brand, put word on the Street. I will get back to you.)

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Morrissey – Last of the Famous International Playboys