The Gentleman’s Club Theorem AKA The Local Bar Theorem

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It’s no secret that G’s are often found in Gentleman’s Clubs. As for me, I was kind of sucked into the lifestyle (so to speak). Why? Dumb question. Gentleman’s Clubs are pound for pound, round for round, night for night, consistently the best incubators of Fly girls to swoop for The G. Another benefit is you can see how fly a girl really is before you swoop on her due to the lack of clothing Exotic Dancers wear at work (if female pharmaceutical reps went to work half naked, I am sure would have become a Doctor instead of a Heist Man, make sense?) No surprises. I don’t like surprise parties let alone surprise un-fly girls.

The advantage of The Gentleman’s Club Theorem is once you are running full throttle, you can swoop two to three new, fresh girls a week even before the weekend starts. Without breaking a sweat. Now if you say you don’t want to swoop three more fly girls a week; have fun lying to yourself, Skippy. And your head must be more messed up than cornrows put in by blindfolded upper-middle class white suburban girls. You can’t just roll up in The Gentleman’s Club and keep on spitting the same paper thin routines you have been spitting. You can’t keep playing checkers. You need to play Chess. You need to recondition your mind. So Get Ready, you need to read The Gentleman’s Club Theorem (I also call it “The Local Bar Theorem” because my “local bar” in each city just happens to have topless girls. How is your local bar?).

The Temptations Get Ready

Lock the Spot Down

This is probably the most important aspect of The Gentleman’s Club Theorem. You want to have the whole spot under your influence. This is going to take time, work, and repeated showings at The Gentleman’s Club. It starts with the valet guys. They are the first ones you see when you approach The Gentleman’s Club. They can give you info on which girls are working, which Exotics have knocked off work early, or if a hitter from a rival faction is waiting at the bar to levitate you. This is life or death type stuff. Locking these guys down along with the head bartender and the head Bouncer/ Manager is the trinity of Gentleman’s Club Lock Downs (and I don’t mean that Super fly Model style Exotic Dancer I know from Scores in New York City named Trinity, real name Rachel, either).

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René & Angela – I’ll be good

Dress Sharp like a Box Cutter

The Goal is to be the flyest Cat in the Litter. Which really isn’t too hard these days since so many fools are coming Straight Outta tha Mall. (I go boutique, or work with designer and tailors direct in case you wanted to know.) Or at best regular guy is dressing straight out of Details or GQ Magazine which in case you didn’t know is run by Gay guys. Nothing against gay people, (In fact, I love Bi girls) and gay guys are cool, since they are non-competitors. I just find it funny when straight guys that hate gay people dress like gay people. So, anyways, to avoid confusion, dress like this as an example; Black with Sugar Bear Blue pinstripe custom Prada, Bespoke two button suit with notched lapels and side vents, Grimace purple Gucci shirt, Prada cap toed lace ups, tie optional and Violet Brioni Pocket square (and I don’t mean that Catwalk style, La Perla Exotic Dancer I know named Violet from The Penthouse Executive Club in New York City, real name Jennifer either). It’s also a good move to get a good haircut or shave before hand. Be careful thought, these days you can even get bad haircut at Drucker’s in Beverly Hills . Although, you would be hard pressed to have a better haircut experience than Drucker’s (outside of course, Taylors of Old Bond Street London and Geo F. Trumper, London , the original on Curzon Street ). I mean, that’s where Bugsy Siegel used to get his hair cut for God’s sake. In fact, Benny and I both got our last hair cuts at the same place. (The Shave of Beverly Hills is decent also as well as Aidan Gil in New Orleans )

The Chiffons, He’s So Fine (Ever since I was a kid I have thought The Chiffons were singing about me with this song)

Grease

Grease is a necessary component of Locking a place down. Gentleman’s Club + Grease + G = Lockdown. And I mean Grease everyone. Refer to: The Art of The Grease (click here). Greasing is priceless (and I don’t mean that Cajun Cutie with Flapper Hair Exotic Dancer I know named Priceless from Rick’s Cabaret in New Orleans , real name Erica either).

Foxy Brown ft. Jay -Z – Ill Be

Chill and Lamp

Very important. Relax like Mitch “Blood” Green’s perm. You have to seem like you have more important things on your mind than Beautiful, naked girls. Which of course, you don’t. When ever I am running The Local Bar Theorem I always seem very distracted. But in reality, my mind is working overtime, running computations, figuring out which girls are friends with whom, which bouncers are going to try to put salt in my game, which girls are best prospects for The Trio, etc. Relax and have patience (and I don’t mean that Sophisto Style, Mac Gloss Girl Exotic Dancer I know named Patience from Hustler Club in San Francisco, real name Veronica either).

T-pain ft. Yung Joc, Buy you a drink

Friendly and Gentlemanly

You want to give off positive waves of energy when you are Locking down a Gentleman’s Club. Catch a girl that falls off balance coming off the stage with her clear plastic high-heels. Light every girl’s cigarette before yours (or do a double light move). Let waitresses pass by with a tray full of Ketel One shots in front of you (worth its weight in heron). Offer girls waters occasionally instead of cocktails. Tip waitresses for no reason. Tell Dancers which guys are sure thing Marks. Give some encouragement to an Exotic that is having a rough night. Know The Game. Don’t bug girls that are working and fleecing a customer (and I don’t mean that caliente Colombiana style Exotic Dancer with Shakira hair, I know named Felice from Solid Gold in North Miami Beach, real name Tesara either).

Fabulous ft. Ne-Yo, You make me better

Back Story

You need an Air tight Back Story. First off, you are Always from somewhere else, even if you live full time in the city you are currently in. But you do “keep” a place in the current city you are at. Or you are staying at some Fly hotel in town for an undetermined amount of time. Always act like CASH is no object. Come up with a real vague occupation when asked, like; “I am in international business”, “I am in the Caviar trade” or “My family produces Champagne in France ”. Have fun with it. Pick something that sounds legit but implies a lot of money but has an illegal tinge to it. Exotic Dancers like that stuff. Saying, “I am a real estate agent” doesn’t work. If you have a good back story, and you follow The Local Bar Theorem to The Seventh Letter it will spread through The Gentleman’s Club, like only gossip, rumors, and Tragedy does. Use your Imagination. Sky’s the limit. (And I don’t mean those Hippy flippy, SuicideGirl style sister Exotic Dancers I know named Imagination and Skye from Deja Vu in Seattle, real names are I think Imagination and Skye, (their parents were hippies) either).

DJ Khaled with Young Jeezy, Juelz Santana, Rick Ross, Lil’ Wayne & Fat Joe, Brown Paper Bag (G Manifesto Certified Track)

Exude Class and Wealth

Although I am the Son of Revolutionary Killers and I have spent plenty of time on The Street, Alleys (and I don’t mean that Fly Exotic Dancer I know named Ally with lips like Angeline from The Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas, real name Allison either), and The Underworld, I have spent an equal amount of time in the Upperworld with the fortunate and privileged. And, truth be told, the blessed from the Upperworld can be just as treacherous as the dwellers of the Underworld. But that is another story. Throw in a dash of snobbery and arrogance for good measure for the devils pie.

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D’Angleo Devils pie

Champagne

I usually try to target the Exotic or Exotics that know a lot of other girls and will run her mouth about how cool you are to hang out with to all the other Exotics. Always keep Champagne on Ice like Winnipeg at your Crib and treat the girl’s first class. This data will spread to the other girls. You can go to her crib, but chances are her Pug Dog will get his dirty paws all over your Brioni slacks. Better to play on your court (and I don’t mean that dope sunset style Exotic Dancer with Pixie hair, I know named Kourtney from Body Shop in Los Angeles, I think Kourtney is her real name also, either).

Diana ross, It’s my house

Don’t Scalp

Once you have things cooking with The Local Bar Theorem and things are on the up and up, many G’s have the tendency to Pillage and Plunder the Gentleman’s Club. Don’t do it like Zheng Zhilong or Henry Morgan. Don’t scalp like the Indians did on Custer’s Crew. You don’t want to do this. You want to just skim the Cream off the top. Don’t attack with the ferociousness of a pack of Lions on the Serengeti in Kenya (and I don’t mean that illmatic coco Exotic Dancer with Kelly Rowland hair I know named Kenya from Seamless in Las Vegas , real name Kelly, either). Stay low-profile and The Local Bar Theorem will be the gift that keeps on giving, like an Atari during the days of “Just Say No”. Or a fresh out the box Desert Eag with no bodies attached. Or a never been fired seven plus two.

D’Angelo ft. AZ, Lady

The Whirlpool Effect

Once you spend a little time, and Dress Sharp, Grease, Chill, act Gentlemanly, have a good Back Story, Exude Class and Wealth, have Champagne on Ice like Alberta (and I don’t mean that dope Latina Exotic Dancer I know named Alberta from Scores in Las Vegas, real name Jasmine, either) and Don’t Scalp you will create what is called in the industry “The Whirlpool Effect”. This happens when you step in the spot and every Exotic looks at you like a welcome friend. They don’t want your money. They don’t want you for dances. You are their refuge and safe haven, or a flight to quality (much like investing in gold bullion during down markets when done correctly). And they all just keep getting sucked in (so to speak) hence the name, “The Whirlpool Effect”.

Camp Lo, Black Hollywood (First look)

Currently, I have the “The Whirlpool Effect” going in Clubs in at least seven different cities, and that’s just America (not counting Canada ). If you are able to do this, you will have enough Exotic Dancer Jewelery and Clothes left behind at your Crib to open up your own Boutique Clothing and Jewelery stores. You should look into it.

The Rest is Up to You…….

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Michael Porfirio Mason
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Johnnie Taylor – Who’s Makin’ Love…ice cold track

Manifesto Destiny II: Innovative Gentleman’s Club Concepts

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“Y’all need to open your ears up and soak this game up
If nobody don’t know ya im gunna make you famous……….

This is 24 karots but it shine like stainless
Just look at how the diamonds compliment my fingers

Chasin with the Grey Goose now thats how a G play
Especially when them girls shakin that ass and a DJ

Yes sir its the bubble right hurr
Y’all beautiful women if you insecure”—Juvenile

We have already covered the basic concepts of how to dismantle the Gentleman’s Club in: Manifesto Destiny: The Gentleman’s Club (if you are one of the many hundreds of new people that read the G manifesto everyday)

Today, we are going to go over some extremely innovative and forward thinking concepts. This is the kind of stuff that most so called G’s will be doing in 3 to 5 years….if they are lucky. This information literally represents hundreds of nights and countless hours of data assimilation. But this is data that even Bill Gates CEO of Microsoft couldn’t assimilate. This is strictly for the G’s.

1. Always be aware of your “traffic lanes”. When your in a Gentleman’s Club, be aware of “how the river flows”, meaning; which direction is the flow of the exotic dancers. This might take a minute to figure out. Know where the girl’s dressing room is and know where the girl’s bathroom is. Flow usually moves in these directions. For instance, if you want to be in the center of the action, position yourself so you will get the flow of girls towards the dressing room. Also, keep aware of the walk ways and where there it a “T”. Positioning yourself where the two points meet will also increase the amount of traffic of girls. Being in a highly traffic zone will obviously increase the amount of girls that will fall prey to your Armani Tie that Georgio custom made for you (I like to go with a grey, green and blue Armani Tie, Custom Versace suit, with peaked lapels, two-button, grey Sea Island cotton bespoke shirt from Jermyn Street, blue Canali Pocket Square and split toe lace-ups by Bruno Magli…total cost a steal at under $7000.00) and air-tight game. Also, keep in mind that you might want to turn down the volume of the flow of girls if you step into a spot early in a night to avoid getting “buzzsawed” or “grinded out” too early. Either way, always be aware of your traffic lanes……..

2. Bar Positioning. This also applies to the traffic lanes. Also, if the Gentleman’s Club has multiple bars, you will want to “case the joint” to make sure you are at the best possible bar. And when I say “case the joint”, take it very seriously. Take it as serious as famous Irish Bank Robber Willie “because that’s where the money is” Sutton would case a bank. For instance, you don’t want to be “downstream” from some jackass phony player who spools up all the girls before they get to you. This can really mess with the vibe. Also, watch out for phony and real Pimps trying to recruit. You don’t want to sit too close to these guys for many reasons. The main reason being that these guys again screw up the mojo…..

3. Be careful not to get “Boxed In”. The G typically sits at the bar (suited down of course) facing the opposite direction of the girls on stage. The Regular guys all either sitting at the bar or standing facing toward the action. This is how you can appear disinterested and separate yourself from the status quo (refer to: Manifesto Destiny: The Gentleman’s Club ) But if the Gentleman’s Club is getting full and the lanes are clogging up you can get Boxed in by Regular Guys. This occurs when guys are standing between you and the action. This can make it difficult for girls to see you and get to you (because it is you they want to hang out with pro-bono after work, right?). So always have secondary spots to chill and smoke when your primary spot gets two crowded. You have to be able to stick and move, so to speak. Spots by the girl’s dressing room are known to be effective…..

4. Always be aware of the Shift Changes. This is most important for Las Vegas. In other places you usually know when girls get off work: it’s when the club closes. However, in Vegas a lot of the clubs never close. For instance a lot of girls work the 3 to 9am shift. You don’t really want to try to close too heavy at 4am or you might get caught “chasing the dragon”. On the flip side, 7am is a good time to turn up the heat. If you need to, write the shift changes on a “cheat sheet” or note card. It’s that important. (Obviously, I have the shift changes committed to memory).

5. The Art of saying “No”. A lot of times you are waiting for the right exotic dancer who hits your nervous system the right way. The problem is, there are always going to be a lot of other girls coming up to you that you are not all that interested in (especially when you are always the Top Ranked G in the spot, as I always am, or you if you dress as smooth as me). The key is you want to keep everything moving forward and you don’t want any hard feelings. A great response to girls is “I am just waiting for my girlfriend to get off work”. Almost all girls will just move along out of respect. You can’t use this one too much or you will seem cheap jackass. And obviously if a girl just got off stage and she dances dope, take care of her, you cheap jackass……

6. Champagne- Spa Close. This one is a classic. Really works well. Hell, this one works on civilian girls during the day…….Essentially this is best done a little before shift change where you say something like “Lets just get out of here and roll to my suite in THE HOTEL in Mandalay Bay and drink some Champagne”. If you need a second punch for a One- Two, then say “And in the morning you can go to The Spa get a massage, etc……” Be creative with it. If you are on a budget, THE HOTEL and many other Casinos, have a tienda with Champagnes for as little as $15.00. Just pay for it when the girl isn’t looking. Of course, in the morning, make some excuse about how you need to shoot out to NYC for a restaurant deal meeting you have with Nobu and Masa or something. Or if you want to, hell, go to the Spa with her…..she deserves it.

Soon, we will get into some more advanced techniques for Gentleman’s Clubs like: How to overcome the “I can’t go to your suite, I have to go home and feed my pet” objection. Till then, The Rest is Up to You…………………………………….

Emails of the week in regards to: The Art of the Grease

“Wow! I’m speechless. So much useful information. You should think about putting together a quick reference card. You know how some people are with information like this. Jerks will be greasing bouncers with Super Tuscans and their tailor with fruit baskets and walk around in bad fitting suits not being able to get into any clubs all the while bad mouthing The G Manifesto for their inadequacy’s. I see a real slippery slope with delving out this kind of information to every wanna be G. Think about guys you know. Maybe it’s the local huckster from Santa Barbara or the Pillsbury dough boy from Green Bay. Guys like that will take bits and pieces of this critical information and completely pervert the way of the true G. 3 words- quick reference card- Keep them coming (so to speak) by the way, what fundraiser were you going off to?”

———point taken, but all in all, I think this will do more good than harm. The fundraiser? I would tell you but the all the scratch I am shooting to him is from numbered Swiss accounts. You can appreciate that, right?—MPM

“The only thing that was greased was my ass this Holiday Season Mr. Mason. I thought I found my Muse in life, but instead I feel like the time my childhood idol John Elway walked right by me and belched because he was so intoxicated, when all that I wanted was a “how’s it going sport”. Maybe you should take some PR classes to learn how to deal with your fans and not steal their jewelry, car and cash, sleep with their wife, toy with their emotions and then sleep with their wife again. Bah Humbug to you!”

—–Really weird. Why would you ever idolize anyone from Denver? Obviously, your problems don’t end there……—-MPM

“I have never been slapped in the face by a man before, at least one that saw it to the next day, but this is the closest thing. I mean no posted quote from your most loyal fans or critics and bashing my livelihood and Real Estate industry all in one swoop??? What is your deal or malfunction Mr. Montefisto?

Where is the loyalty Mr. Mason? Have you sold out on your fans? Are you at the top of the mountain?”

—–I actually hate the mountains….to cold, and not enough Cuban Model Girls either……———-MPM

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AKA “Because that’s where the Exotic Dancers are”
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T-Pain Im N Luv Wit A Stripper Remix

Manifesto Destiny: The Gentleman’s Club

How to Pick Up Exotic Dancers

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This Decade so far has been a compendium of bad things: Horrible Natural and Terrorist disasters, astronomical oil prices (which I have made Money from because I know how to trade commodities), a war in the Middle East with the wrong Arabs, the male race turning into whining/ complainers, people not respecting their elders, people believing that White Trash is “cool”, messy hair being fashionable, Hip Hop culture morphing into materialistic crap for suburban white kids, the corporatization of what was once hip, people protesting restaurants serving foie gras, the persecution of smoking indoors, Reality TV.

The one thing that has stayed relatively unchanged thru the decade is the value of Gentleman’s Clubs. Although they have been cracked down on a little, they are still as relevant as ever. Today’s Manifesto Tip, is Beginner Concepts to making these joints pay for themselves. And pay attention, because if you have ever been in a Gentleman’s Club and seen the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, and said to yourself: “I wonder what kind of guy that girl goes home with after she gets off work?” The answer is: I am that Guy…………………………

1. Attire. We have already covered how you want to dress in other manifesto tips. Basically the only question you should be asking yourself is: “Should I wear a tie or not?” If you roll to the Gentleman’s Club with another guy a good move is: one with tie, one without. This way you have all your bases covered. While we are on the subject, rolling solo is a good move in these places. Going with someone else should only be done if the other person has plenty of game and is an advocate of “The Life”…….Look at the flip side: Stepping into the joint with 4 buddies with Sigma PI Alumni T-Shirts on is going to get you absolutely no where. At best you will end up looking like the other 5 Jerkoffs who are already in the Club with the Beta Nu shirts on….and trust me ….they aren’t getting anywhere either……….

2. Entrance. So roll in solo or with one other person who knows what time it is. Have a good positive vibe going. No need to yell and “whoop it up”…….keep it smooth….shake the bouncers hands…..These guys can potentially ruin your “close” later on in the night…so get them on your team…grease them….if you are starting to notice some common themes with prior tips, that’s good…that means your paying attention…(Also, if your in NYC at the Penthouse Executive Club, these guys will let you go in and out of the bar to smoke cigarettes with no hassle….I mean, what’s that worth? Certainly a C-Note)

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3. The Bar. After you have made your entrance, head to the Bar. Don’t get a table or sit by the stage. Every girl will try to fleece you and you will appear to be a “mark”. Plus, that’s what every jackass does when they walk into a Gentleman’s Club. The whole idea is to separate yourself from the Status Quo. News just in….The Status Quo does not end up going home with Exotic Dancers……Also, no lap dances…..for the same reason. Getting the bartender on your team is also a good move…if the bartender is a beautiful girl, all the better…..she can make a great ally and give you plenty on “intel” on the joint….and she may want to kick off her heels, stretch her legs and drink a glass of Vino with you at your luxury hotel suite as well……..

4. Vernacular. Make sure you use proper “speak” in Gentleman’s Clubs. Even if an Exotic Dancer refers to herself as a “stripper”, correct her, tell her she is an “Exotic Dancer”. If she calls it a “Titty Bar”, correct her…it’s a “Gentleman’s Club” This will transcend into your whole aura and girls will view you as a man of style and taste. This again will separate you from the sheep. Obviously, you want to be the Lone Wolf, Top Predator, with Top Pedigree in this “Ecosystem”. Growing up, Irish Mobster/ Playboy, Butch O’Farrell once told me (although I don’t approve of his choice of language), “Treat the queens like whores, and treat the whores like queens.” Obviously, this is an extreme example, but Butch makes a great point here (Butch………. rest in peace).

5. Drawing Exotic Dancers in. The $1800.00 suit you have on obviously helps. So does having plenty of smokes, a Zippo, and flashing a Big Bankroll when you buy Goose and Sodas. These girls tend to notice things like these better than “Civilian” Girls. Buy the Dancers plenty of drinks…no explanation necessary. Again, no need to yell, whistle or cat call. Seem disinterested…seem bored….like seeing naked girls is really no big deal for you…. (Which for me, isn’t a big deal, in fact a topless girl is rubbing my shoulders as I write this….) either way…at least act like this is just another night for you… (which for me, it is)…….very quickly, girls will be coming up and introducing themselves to you as if you were Sherman Billingsley at the Stork Club……

6. The Rap. The key to your rap is to get the girl to lower her guard, qualify the girl, and get her interested in what you have to offer. Keep in mind the most beautiful “Pam Anderson” type girl might not be the best move….go with the best prospect that you have the best connection with… (Plus, often times you have to compete with that Oil Sheik Money for the Pam Anderson ones). Once you have found the right girl, you need to have the right answers to topics that will always come up: Your Occupation? Now is not the time to be honest and tell her you are an Accountant……or a computer Programmer….or that you’re in town for an Insurance Salesman’s Conference. Come up with something mysterious and interesting i.e.…..”I am involved in Import/ Exports based out of Miami” or “I do Leveraged Buyouts” or “I am in the Emerald Business with offices in Switzerland and Columbia” …………when I was younger, I went with: “I am a Stuntman in Hollywood…mostly Car and Motorcycle stunts with some fight scenes…you have seen “Heat” with Pacino?…right?…” The point is come up with something vague, that implies CASH, organized crime, or something dangerous or cool……just make sure the story is air tight. For instance, if you go with the Emerald business, make sure you know that “three main Emerald mining areas in Colombia are the Muzo, Coscuez and Chivor mines” just in case the girl’s dad was an Emerald Trader. Or if your a stunt man, and you drop some movies that you were in, know the names of the real stunt men in the movies from the credits and say that was your “alias”….you get the point.

Do a lot of name dropping. Tell girls that Chris Pacello of Liquid was a good friend of yours before he got sent up the river. Or how Jean-George Vongerichten is one of your business partners…..don’t be afraid to get a little Hollywood, maybe say that Andy Garcia is one of your cousins on the Spanish side…or Mickey Rourke is your 2nd cousin on your Irish side….(News just in….Exotic Dancers actually like that Hollywood crap).

Make some subtle, big plans with the girls. For instance: “I do a lot of Banking in the Bahamas……for tax reasons…..have you ever been to The Atlantis? You haven’t? ……I have a place there….we should go next time I go down there…….its so beautiful…..”

7. The Close. The art of closing is more in what leads up to the close than the actual close itself. The clichéd move is the drugs/cocaine close….although I am not an advocate, this is known to be very effective close, but is far from artistic……Asking the girl to meet you at the lobby bar in a 5-star hotel or at a great open restaurant are also very effective closes….My favorite close I am saving for another manifesto… (Hey, I told you these were going to be beginner tips……)

These tips when used correctly, are extremely effective. The only competition you will face will be from Pro-Athletes, Musicians on MTV, and Hollywood Actors. However, I can recall an evening in Ricks Cabaret in New Orleans when there was a singer from some crappy, famous band, a Superstar from the World Champion Chicago Bulls, a well-known Actor and myself all enjoying the “subdued environment” of Ricks. Although these three guys are at the top of their “respected” fields, they were all “riding the bench” when I was in the Club with them, as I came out Tops on the night……….true story….The Rest Is Up To You…….

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