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Guest Manifesto: 12 Tips on “Dating” Russian Models

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High Heels and Dirty Deals

I’m lushin Russian women, via satellite I’m watchin
I dare a n-gga say he want to battle me, I’ll crush ya
Even blind girls rush next to Hammera and scream out
“Oh my gosh, get the camera
~ Slick Rick (w/Rae), Frozen

These Russian Models (FTV, FYI) are mad, mad fly and I’ve been running into them (so to speak) more and more on the international scene. The distinguishing feature about Russian women is they are women in every inch. They dress for men, they expect gentlemen to be gentlemen, and they don’t take any bullshit. Unlike other haute couture model types, these enigmatic girls have a unique modus operadi that I dig. Or maybe it’s the sinister accent. Maybe it’s the ice cold attitude.

So cold I need theraflu,
I’m so high I need parachutes,
I’m error proof, I’m never spooked,
and my suit, heaven blue.

Let me share with you some personal maxims I live by when swooping these krutay dorogaya’s… check the technique so you can come correct:

• You have to have G appeal. Scratch that, you have to be G… 24/7

• Always be a polite and well-mannered G. Real Russian women dislike men being rude and ill-bred.

• You are intimidated by nothing. Fearless. (Russian woman do not tolerate weesh suckas.)

• Illicit substances are a bonus.

• Thick bankrolls & pockets stuffed like Thanksgiving; ability to flash cash like Coltrane brass, but not sweatin’ it like trendsetting it. (side note: don’t count $$ in front of them — cream on the inside, clean on the outside.)

• Grits. Keep it pugilistic (or ballistic, in the case of my .38 snubby), ie. Must be able to kick-ass in a fight, because with girls this fly it’s gonna go down (frequently) with douchebags attempting to cramp your style.

• You have to be able to drink like a man, as in, you have to be able drink more vodka than a Russian Grizzly bear (and still be able to handle yourself). Zapoi.

• Russians, much like the French, have an admiration for outlaws, mafioso types and G’s.

• Your greatest strength is also your greatest weakness.

• Stay unpredictable (but thinking of a Master Plan, like Chilly Tee said, gotta keep ahead, gotta keep my head).

• Don’t supplicate (I’m not even sure that word exists in Russian vocabulary).

• Aggressive, yet mellow and cool.

They look at me as that cat that know how to box, know about glocks, know about runnin’ from cops and switchin’ up spots.

High Heels and Dirty Deals

~ Tafari
aka The Poster Boy
aka Fly Fresh to Def
aka Xoroshen Ochen

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Get out my shit, Please let me be, I don’t see why — you KGB
Why you gotta be all up on me like that, Trying to get over
like a fat rat, but I understand — I’m a woman in the land of hip-hop
And the shit don’t stop, it goes on, on, on, on
You see the shit don’t stop till the break of dawn
And now who makes it liver than a hip-hop, scuba diver, chillin with
a pina colada, kidada hooked me up with Tommy now I gotta
lot of gear from everywhere that I’d like to share (yeah right!)
[MC Lyte]

—
Kukla – Seroga

Always Drink Fresh Blood

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Crush It!: Why NOW Is the Time to Cash In on Your Passion

A few years ago, I would sit back in my Base of Operations, kick up my Gucci loafers, spark up a Macaudo with my Dunhill lighter and stare at a big world map in my office.

Younger Prototype G’s, that I sometimes bankroll, would often stop by and ask me what all the different “pins” in each city were for. Most of the time, they would guess that the pins signified where I moved weight or places that I have heisted.

They were wrong. I used the pins to mark how many fly girls I had on my team in each city. (And by “fly girls” I mean, top tier Nightlife Princesses, Sophistos, Super Rich girls, Model girls. Essentially girls that even most high ranking players would settle down with. Furthermore, all of these girls I got on with really well).

That map was glorious in those days. I had like 10 pins in LA, 7 pins in NYC, 4 pins in New Orleans, 2 pins in DC, 3 pins in Chicago, 6 pins in San Diego, 5 pins in SF, 8 pins in Miami Beach, and 12 pins in Las Vegas. Top shelf all the way. And that’s just the mainland.

A funny confluence of events happened this year though. For some strange reason, that I still need to analyze, I stopped making connections with top flight girls. Sure I have still swooped plenty of fly girls, just not girls worthy of putting on my team (mostly, for personality reasons). Basically, I committed a cardinal sin; I stopped refilling my pipe.

On top of that, about twenty of these girls got married with some beta or closed up shop with some weesh guy. (I blame The Down Economy). In addition, I lost contact with many of these girls through many of my cell phone number changes. (I don’t use Facebook to keep in touch with girls, I am too old-school.)

Interestingly enough, as the worst decade ever comes to a close, I have a very slim team.

Time to rebuild.

Either way, the lesson to learn is: Always Drink Fresh Blood

Crush It!: Why NOW Is the Time to Cash In on Your Passion

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

CON FUNK SHUN- love´s train

To All The Girls

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Crush It!: Why NOW Is the Time to Cash In on Your Passion

From the SF Crab House, to the LA cat house, to the college frat house, to the DC Crack House, to the Miami Beach brat house to the NYC mad house, girls are non-stop complaining:

“All the good guys are taken!”
“It is so hard to meet a good man!”
“Where are all the great guys?!”

(Disclaimer: I haven’t actually “heard” girls say this. I am not the shoulder to cry on and I have a very low threshold for rubbish. And my Psychosis and Ego are so out of control these days, if I hear a girl talking about other guys or men in general, I simply bounce like checks from Middle America in 2009. But either way, I am sure girls say this gibberish.)

To all the girls, news just in: there are good guys out there.

For one, I am single. Let’s look at my stats for a quick second. I have (again, not to be a flash bastard, just kicking the fountain of youth*):

• Youthful, brutally handsome good looks.
• A fat pocket. And I am liquid.
• A suit collection, second to maybe, Ozwald Boateng.
• A name that carries mad weight like a coke scale on the street, the beach, nightclubs and dope restaurants. Internationally.
• Great genetics and a full head of hair.
• Put girls in a deep sleep from Grape Street Watts to Watts Street, Soho.
• Class, Style and Dash.
• Since age 10, my team played to win.
• Strong Ambition since the days of Kahane. And some time in reform school to prove it.
• Undefeated in the bedroom. Somewhere around XXXX-0. Give or take a few hundred wins.
• Came out on top of The Ecstasy Wonder Gang Wars of the 90’s.
• Street smarts and flow multiple languages.
• A positive, down to earth, humble attitude.
• Hell, I even know like 40 different Zippo tricks.

The thing is, it is actually pretty easy to land a guy like me. And I think every guy I know will agree with me on this. All you girls need to do is this:

• Have timeless, striking, stunning, unique beauty.
• Be bisexual.
• Stay 21 years old forever.
• Have a father who is the richest businessman in your home country. 100 million give or take a mill here or a mill there.
• Be a smoker.
• Wreck shop in the kitchen.
• Historical family name. (Sure I come from a great family, but a generation ago, my family was letting off bombs on the streets of Belfast and the beaches of the Basque Country. I need to get some upward mobility out of the deal.)
• Be feminine and wear high heels and dresses. Always.
• Be able to do the splits and move your hips. Bonus points for being able to do back flips.

It’s really that easy.

The craziest thing about this is I have dated three girls in my life that actually met these criteria. But I was too young to settle down. Only time will tell if Sonny was right or wrong when he said “You only get three great ones”.

Anyways, girls, I just gave you the master plan.

Till then I am Frank Abagnale, Catch Me If You Can.

(*fountain of youth = truth)

Crush It!: Why NOW Is the Time to Cash In on Your Passion

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Mobb Deep – Kells

How to Swoop Tons of Different Girls at the Same Time and Not Get Caught

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Fact: American Girls are terrible prospects for dating.

So to affray this reality, the only move left for American based G to play is to swoop tons of Different Girls at the Same Time. This way you can look at the “bright side” of each girl and add them together to “create” one decent girl.

Well, either that or it’s because of all the sexual perversions, monogamy is the most unnatural.

Here is how to not get caught:

Date Girls with Boyfriends

We have already broken down the benefits to Dating Girls with Boyfriends. Girls with boyfriends are less labor intensive and they don’t bug the sh#t out of you. That is what their boyfriend is for, right?

Clean your Sheets

Girls have a strong sense of smell and can tell if you have regulated other girls on the Tempur-pedic (I am seriously thinking of getting one of these. My back is starting to hurt from all the E-Tabs I took as a young up and coming Prototype G). Get your sheets cleaned often.

I was just doing the math. Last year, I paid my maids like 40k in cleaning costs because I was swooping so many girls. Not bad for a Down Economy. So far this year? Hell, sky’s the limit, I just saw my maids pushing the Q Four Five Infinit.

I was going through mad sets of bed sheets too. I think I single handedly raised the demand on Egyptian Cotton. That industry probably owes me a thank you card.

Diversify your Girl Portfolio

Many weesh “players” get caught because they are always tapping the same source (so to speak). Logic would dictate that you wouldn’t want to swoop three different girls at your place of work, right?

Use geography to your advantage. In NYC, for instance, you should swoop a fly NYU girl, a Soho Model, an Upper East-side Mobile, maybe a few Hipster girls and Butter Pecans etc.

In LA, maybe swoop a beach girl from Manhattan, some psedo-P0rn girls from Sunset, a Croatian from Pedro, some Fresas up from Mexico City and a chocolate deluxe from the east side of the LBC.

You get the broken picture.

Exotic Dancers

If you have been reading The G Manifesto for a while, you are familiar with the benefit play of swooping Exotic Dancers. Exotics are great for the rotation because they are always working at night, and generally speaking, are extremely low-maintenance. The less they are around, the lesser chance you have of being caught.

Conjointly, they can hang upside down from my Italian Murano Chandelier while doing the splits.

Try to find a civilian girl that can do that.

Aliases

It always amazes me how guys in The Game don’t use aliases. Me? I use tons. Not to sound like a flash bastard, but I have been going on an ID spree and have like 10 full sets now.

Even I am starting to get confused what my real name is. I am Bi-polar with an identity crisis to say the least.

With multiple Aliases you create confusion in the marketplace and lower your chances of girls figuring out who you are. You can even swoop two girls that are best friends.

Hell, I one time swooped the same girl twice, 6 months apart with different names and a haircut. And she was none the wiser.

Mad Futuristic.

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Crush It!: Why NOW Is the Time to Cash In on Your Passion

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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Entropy on Models, models and “models”

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Entropy beat me to the punch (so to speak) on this post. My comments in Bold:

“models”: This is 90% of the “models” you run into in bars and clubs. The girl who says, “Oh, I used to model some,” or “I do a little modeling on the side.” What this translates into: she’s a prettiest one of her friends, all of which said she should try modeling.

Unfortunately, this is where most of the “I hooked up with a model last summer” or “She’s so hot, she used to model” stories come from.

These girls are almost more common in nightclubs than wack guys in glittery gay Ed Hardy shirts in the “Sand States”. Want to go to the easiest place in America to swoop these girls? Go to Las Vegas young G.

models: Lower-case ‘m’ models actually went a step further. They sent their portfolios out, they actually strutted in a couple shows, maybe their picture was actually used in a local magazine or on some club flyer or something. Still, these girls were never full-time professional. Regardless, this is the clear cut off for “this girl is legit hot.” Don’t care how small-time the show is, but you don’t walk a runway if you’re less than an 8.5.

Some of these girls end up in the Maxim “hometown honeys” section or Playboy’s College issue or becoming cheerleaders for sports-teams.

Some of these girls also end up in P0rn. Or high class escorting on the side.

Models: Models with a capital ‘M’. These are your legit, real-life 10’s. The women you see in Vogue, AX ads, Abercrombie posters. These are legit full-time models, bringing in solid money, traveling the world circuit between NYC, Paris, Milan and Asia.

NYC is the best place to swoop these girls in America. South Beach in the wintertime. French Riviera in summertime.

Continue Reading Entropy’s post on his opinions on how to swoop Models, models and “models”.

The G Manifesto’s framework for swooping Models coming soon.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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