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Birthday Game and Swooping Girls

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It is no secret that your Birthday is one of the easiest days/nights to swoop girls out of the year. There is something about Birthdays that make Ladies go Gaga. Me? I don’t care about Birthdays. What am I? Six years old? Can’t wait to get a Rubik’s Cube? No. To me, it’s just another night to swoop fly girls.

For whatever reason, it doesn’t matter how long you have known a girl, Birthday’s are known to be an extremely strong aphrodisiac.

In fact, I think the only Birthday I didn’t swoop at least one girl was my 21st Birthday, when rolled with my old-school crew. I got completely faded, and ended up puking my guts out in front of crack house after getting haymaker’d 21 times on my shoulder by one of my best droogs.

Thankfully, these days, I play my Birthday a little more smooth.

Typically, I call over girls to my crib on my Birthday “day” for two hour intervals, and bang them out accordingly.

Birthday “night” is a whole different story.

Common Birthday Game Theory suggests going out with a bunch of friends for pro-bono dinners and clubs and wack Bottle Service.

And your “friends” leading every female conversation with “It’s his birthday!” pointing to you and putting you, intentionally or not, on blast. This is usually followed by a shot bloodbath and too many high fives and hugs for your own good. Possibly, some terrible “heart to heart” conversation with someone.

Not smooth.

As you know by now, The G Manifesto is not about “common theory”.

Here is, in my opinion, the best way to play it:

Roll out Dolo.

Never mention it’s your Birthday until you have isolated the girl (or girls if you are Pulling a Vicky Cristina) you want to swoop.

Use a good isolation place: Cliff overlooking a beach, urban parkscape, or smooth lounge bar.

Bust a Double Cigarette Light Move (for style points)

Then tell the girl it’s your Birthday.

She won’t believe you at first.

Show ID.

Close Deal.

Works every time.

It works so good, that I have been toying with the idea of getting 365 fake ID’s made, so my “Birthday” can be every night.

I will keep you updated on the progress.

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Bang: More Lays In 60 Days

Rest in Peace Ted Kennedy.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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Jeremih – Birthday Sex

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Miss Venezuela, Stefania Fernandez, wins Miss Universe 2009

Easily my favorite sporting event of the year.

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Miss Venezuela, Stefania Fernandez, was crowned Miss Universe 2009 on Sunday, giving her country its sixth title in the international beauty pageant.

Fernandez, an 18-year-old brunette, became the 58th winner of the title in a show broadcast live around the world from the Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in the Bahamas.

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It was the second consecutive year that a contestant from the oil-producing South American country, which is famous for its beauty queens, won the Miss Universe title.

Venezuela had produced five previous winners.

Fernandez was selected out of five finalists chosen from the total field of 83 contestants.

The first runner-up this year was Miss Dominican Republic, Ada Aimee de la Cruz.

The rest of the top five were from Australia, Puerto Rico, and Kosovo.

Fernandez received the Miss Universe crown from last year’s winner, also a Venezuelan, Dayana Mendoza.

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I called this shit again this year. I am like the Frank “Lefty” Rosenthal of this Miss Universe thing.

Say what you will, but I am a connoisseur of beauty.

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I am going to go to this gig next year.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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SPECIAL: STEFANIA FERNANDEZ MISS VENEZUELA UNIVERSE EN AL ROJO VIVO PARTE 1

Stefania Fernandez

Roissy: Agree And Amplify, Relationship Game

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Roissy spits some pretty good Relationship Game:

If you aren’t a natural at deflecting shit tests of all varieties, then you must teach yourself. For those men not blessed with the quickness of mind and aloofness of temperament to handle shit tests like a champ, a system must be devised. I’ve found one. I call it the Agree & Amplify anti-shit test counterinsurgency.

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The concept is simple. When you are hit with a shit test, agree with your girl, and then amplify your agreement. Here are some examples:

GIRL: “Why didn’t you call last night? Are you dating someone else?”

YOU: “Yep, I’ve got a harem to service. Be happy you’re in the top tier.”

***

GIRL: “Are you just going to sit around all day playing video games?”

YOU: “Damn straight. With enough hard work I should be able to push this to a full month.”

***

GIRL: “We’re going to that restaurant again?”

YOU: “Yeah, and because you’ve bitched, we’re going there for the next ten years.”

***

GIRL: “Sometimes you can be such an asshole. My ex knew how to treat a lady.”

YOU: “I bet he did. You should beg him to take you back. I could use the peace and quiet.”

***

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GIRL: “Don’t you have any ambition in life?”

YOU: “Zero. Could you be a dear and hook up my feeding tube?”

***

GIRL: “I didn’t like the way you flirted with that girl at the party tonight.”

YOU: “I know, I’m an incorrigible flirt. Good thing you didn’t see the other ten girls I flirted with. Phew!”

***

GIRL: “You never get me flowers or write me poetry.”

YOU: “You’re right. Just think of my cock as a flower and our fucking as poetry in motion.”

***

GIRL: “I think we should take this slower.”

YOU: “You read my mind! Can I pencil you in next month?”

***

GIRL: [Making it obvious she’s flirting with another guy in your presence.]

YOU: “Hey, if you’re gonna try to make me jealous by flirting in front of me, at least put on a good show. I haven’t seen bad flirting like that since your Mom tried to pick me up.”

***

GIRL: “Buy me a drink.”

YOU: “Sure thing. Would you like my ATM pin number as well?”

***

GIRL: [Calls you back two days after you left her a message.]

YOU: “Only two days later? Wow, you’re slipping. A true player waits a year before calling back.”

***

GIRL: “I really feel we aren’t compatible.”

YOU: “You’re right, we’re *totally* incompatible. I like to wake up at 8:30 and you get up at 8:15. Who can live with that?!”

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Good to keep in mind, especially if I ever find myself in a relationship.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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A Classic: Double Cigarette Light Move

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Let’s continue Cigarette Week on The G Manifesto:

A classic move to swoop girls with Cigarettes is The Double Cigarette Light Move. This move has been around forever. Sinatra used to bust this move.

So did my Father Michael John Mason VI in his International Playboy days.

It is best done when you have isolated the girl you want to swoop as a prelude to untamed passion and smoldering sexual tension.

Here is Paul Henreid busting The Double Cigarette Light Move on Bette Davis back in the day:

Bette Davis ~ Don’t Let’s Ask For The Moon(Now Voyager 1942)

The move is a great comfort and rapport builder that exudes Romance and Mystery (And I don’t mean that pick up artist that wears goggles and fuzzy top hats either)

Straight Outta The G Manifesto Playbook.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Change – The Glow Of Love

Sampled of course on:

Az – Just Because

Question on Cigarettes Girls and Game

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Reader Coby recently asked: “Mr. Mason, has your smoking habit ever caused you to not swoop a girl?”

Interesting timing.

A couple of months ago, a girl I walked out of a club to her car would not kiss me because I was smoking on the walk there.

First time it has really ever happened.

And recently at a charity event I attended, I sensed a couple of girls lost interest when I sparked up a jack.

Of course, it is impossible to track on how many girls it has turned off before speaking with them.

All in all, a very insignificant number.

And truth be told, smoking acted as a great qualifier with these girls as they really weren’t all that dope.

These isolated incidents simply pale in comparison to the huge amounts of girls I have swooped because they came up to me to get a light. Or a smoke.

The benefits of smoking and the amount of girls that open you far outweigh any negatives.

But I can sense a trend of these anti-smoking girls happening more in the future. Especially the younger set.

Adolf Hitler (the godfather of Anti-smoking campaigns) referred to this:

“When an opponent declares, ‘I will not come over to your side,’ I calmly say, ‘Your child belongs to us already… What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community.”

People simply do not smoke anymore in America. Especially in Southern California.

Time to move to South America or Europe.

America is no longer free.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Girl smoking two cigarettes at once