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Lindsay Lohan London Jewel Heist

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The diamond necklace and earrings were modelled by the 22-year-old during the Elle shoot at Big Sky Studios in Islington, north London.

The jewellery, which was lent to the magazine by fashion house Dior for the day on June 6, was reported missing two days later.

Lohan is among a number of people present at the studio who could face questioning, the Sun reported.

A Yard spokesman said: “We had an allegation of theft made to us on June 8 and that is being investigated. There have been no arrests yet. We want to speak to a number of people in connection with the inquiry.

“It is alleged it is a necklace and earrings with diamonds with an estimated value of £250,000.”

A source added: “Jewellery is often lent out for big celebrities to wear on fashion shoots. Police are working out who had them when they went missing. People at Dior are very upset. It’s an embarrassment to the mag.”

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Lohan has had brushes with the law in the past.

In May 2007 she was arrested after cocaine was found in her crashed car and went into a rehabilitation clinic for 45 days.

However, in July that year she was again caught with the drug. She served one day in prison and was on probation for three years.

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Girls are big on Heists.

“On my way back home
Now I’m in the zone
My Simcards a bomb
They blowing up my phone
Kicks Hong Kong
Bape in a garment
The face of hip-hop
My DC audience
And you n$ggas will acknowledge this
Born again social life thanks climate
My climate is way higher then Lindsay Lohan nostrils on powder
Sorry Mark I don’t want offend your sisters good friend
But when my pen get in
It pretends it’s a soul in a entity
And it interferes and gets the best of me
So I’m one with that
I’m stuck with that
Y’all little ass n$ggas can’t fuck with that”

– Wale

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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Wale “W.A.L.E.D.A.N.C.E.” video

Beek Throwback Track of The Week: ABC – Be Near Me

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Listening to this track you can just imagine the 80’s Playboys popping in the cassette, popping bub, doing mad beeks and swooping fly 80’s girls.

ABC-Be Near Me

Seems like the singer might have got his hands on some first generation beans as well from the lyrical content.

Some good hip-hop samples in there as well.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Strip Club Tip: Lobster Trapping

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Here is another classic Advanced Gentleman’s Club move I have been using to great effect for years:

One of the most effective moves you can do at a Gentleman’s Club is called “Lobster Trapping” in the G’s argot. This also works especially well in a Down Economy.

Basically, Lobster Trapping is going to a Gentleman’s Club early in the night, let’s say 10pm, and post up. You only want to stay about an hour or so.

Wale- “Penthouse Anthem”

During that hour, you want to do the typical G things we all know and love: roll in Dolo, suited down, flash CASH, smoke jacks and tell lies like OJ on trial. You know, International Playboy type stuff. Tell girls you are only staying for a “little while” because your friend is opening a new dope Wine Bar or something. Display mad swag.

Which for me, is no bother since I got more Game than Parker Brothers, Can’t Lose like Parker Lewis, and drink more wine than Robert Parker.

Basically, make the Exotic or Exotics crestfallen that they can’t roll with you. This is the setting the “trap” part of Lobster Trapping. When they beg you to come back, give them your Appypolly loggys and reply “Maybe”.

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Next you want to shoot to some kind of civilian lounge or nightclub for a while and crunch some civilian numbers. Maybe some waitress girls, Nightlife Princesses, Platinum Diggers or swoop a promoter’s or DJ’s girlfriend. Spend about an hour and half or so doing this (these time estimates are based on a Typical West Coast time schedule. Las Vegas or Miami Beach would obviously be different). This will give the Exotic Dancers just enough time to miss you, for the Washington Apple shots to take hold, Beeks to have effect and for “regular guy” to make you look good.

After that non-sense, shoot back to the Gentleman’s Club. It’s time to check the “harvesting” of your “traps” for Exotics. (And I don’t mean that Super fly Model style Exotic Dancer I know from The Rhino in Las Vegas named Exotica, real name Cindy, either).

Girls will be all over you like lobsters on rotting, decaying Dover Sole. Or a rival you delivered down to Davey Jones Locker.

Close Artistically.

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Be sure to check The G Manifesto’s Gentleman’s Club Resources:

Top Ten Strip Club Mistakes

Advanced move for Picking up Exotic Dancers

The Gentleman’s Club Theorem AKA The Local Bar Theorem

Manifesto Destiny II: Innovative Gentleman’s Club Concepts

Manifesto Destiny: The Gentleman’s Club

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Kut Klose- I Like

Guest Manifesto: Your World Don’t Stop

By: Your Favorite Writer’s Favorite Writer

“Pistol Whip a Priest for his cross piece”

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At any given Cipriani benefit ball, midtown, soho, downtown, I perform like Michael, MPM, Tyson, Jordan, or Jackson. Suited down, pocket squared, no mobb boss but I’ve been performing hits since I stepped on the scene. Long Vol, Short Vol, you can try to understand the Greeks but I bet you are still beta. They say Kanye ‘you keeps it too real boy’.

Like stone crab claws at Lure Fish Bar on Prince Street. I’m dishing at chicks like the point guard on your favorite team. Late night at White Star on Essex on the DL. Like new cash bond issuance in the credit markets, high grade priced 8 Bill, it was all good just a week ago. High Yields on the rise, the bifurcation was so February. I’m trading single B’s off the break like E tabs at a rave. If you’re long credit, watch the DIP or you’ll get crammed down harder than secured lenders in Chrysler by Uncle Sam. Pimp Cadillac population excluded.

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I’ve respected the game since my first dice roll Timberland booted down. Summertime is around the corner. Gucci loafers, no socks, Eric Ripert dinners. Girls at Da Silvano. Bisteca next door. I’m fam at the Waverly. For the futures market non fluent, trade the VXX as hedge. Thank me later. Euro dollar futures. Spooz futures. Treasury futures. Curves steep now. Its cross asset class but same school.

Stocks at 1, you can’t short it that much more. I see your 100 shares front running me. Monaco. Marbella. Mauritius. Go long the Kiwi and AUD when inflation hits and it will. The funeral of CDO. RIP Equity tranche 2006. Synthetic CDO was an infant death. The rebirth of cash. The ailing of CDS. Non-Financial Hybrids pricing in 21% at call but then again capital structure arb wasn’t you. I forgive your weak ass, hustling just ain’t you. I’m still seen at Masa.

Az – Your World Don’t Stop

Text Message Game With a Fly Hipster Girl

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I know the whole “Hipster” thing has been going on for a while now, but lately it is just taking over. Hipsters everywhere. And truth be told, even though I have swooped more Hipster Girls than any lead singer of any crappy band that they listen to, these girls really don’t respond very well to to your Humble Author.

Hipster Girls like Beta Males. They like “guys” with tight jeans, messy hair and emotions. Essentially, they like the antithesis of The G and his custom suit wearing, Alpha swaggering, cigarette smoking, Zippo Clacking, International Playboying self.

So I met this young fly Hipster girl named “Melissa” last week at this Art gig.

This “text message conversation” last night needs no further explanation:

Melissa The Hipster: Happy Thirsty Thursday! (10:16 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Hey, where are you? (10:17 pm)

MPM: Where are you? (10:25 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: @ (insert name of high profile crappy boutique hotel spot)…come! (10:25 pm)

MPM: Who are you with? (10:30 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: My Boyfriend (10:30 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Hes gay.. not to worry! (10:30 pm)

MPM: I am never worried (10:35 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Where u @? Come meet me! (10:35 pm)

MPM: At (insert smooth French Brasserie with a solid Duck Confit and an owner who gives me huge Bordeaux pours, pro-bono) (10:42 pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Going home..class early tmrw..maybe this weekend we ll run into each other (10:42 pm)

MPM: If you are lucky (10:44pm)

Melissa The Hipster: Ewwwww (10:44pm)

So what did I do?

Went to my local Gentleman’s Club and swooped a fly Exotic Dancer.

Got blown like Miami Condo Debris, then bounced like them cars out in Long Beach.

“Some girls say I’m the cutest, others say that I’m the rudest,
meditate like a Budist, expose em like a nudist,
I’m Jesus they Judas, my diamonds the bluest,
got the answers, they clueless, Ashanti foolish.”

– Cam’ron

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Cam’ron – Spend The Night