The G Manifesto

The Gentleman’s Club Theorem AKA The Local Bar Theorem

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It’s no secret that G’s are often found in Gentleman’s Clubs. As for me, I was kind of sucked into the lifestyle (so to speak). Why? Dumb question. Gentleman’s Clubs are pound for pound, round for round, night for night, consistently the best incubators of Fly girls to swoop for The G. Another benefit is you can see how fly a girl really is before you swoop on her due to the lack of clothing Exotic Dancers wear at work (if female pharmaceutical reps went to work half naked, I am sure would have become a Doctor instead of a Heist Man, make sense?) No surprises. I don’t like surprise parties let alone surprise un-fly girls.

The advantage of The Gentleman’s Club Theorem is once you are running full throttle, you can swoop two to three new, fresh girls a week even before the weekend starts. Without breaking a sweat. Now if you say you don’t want to swoop three more fly girls a week; have fun lying to yourself, Skippy. And your head must be more messed up than cornrows put in by blindfolded upper-middle class white suburban girls. You can’t just roll up in The Gentleman’s Club and keep on spitting the same paper thin routines you have been spitting. You can’t keep playing checkers. You need to play Chess. You need to recondition your mind. So Get Ready, you need to read The Gentleman’s Club Theorem (I also call it “The Local Bar Theorem” because my “local bar” in each city just happens to have topless girls. How is your local bar?).

The Temptations Get Ready

Lock the Spot Down

This is probably the most important aspect of The Gentleman’s Club Theorem. You want to have the whole spot under your influence. This is going to take time, work, and repeated showings at The Gentleman’s Club. It starts with the valet guys. They are the first ones you see when you approach The Gentleman’s Club. They can give you info on which girls are working, which Exotics have knocked off work early, or if a hitter from a rival faction is waiting at the bar to levitate you. This is life or death type stuff. Locking these guys down along with the head bartender and the head Bouncer/ Manager is the trinity of Gentleman’s Club Lock Downs (and I don’t mean that Super fly Model style Exotic Dancer I know from Scores in New York City named Trinity, real name Rachel, either).

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René & Angela – I’ll be good

Dress Sharp like a Box Cutter

The Goal is to be the flyest Cat in the Litter. Which really isn’t too hard these days since so many fools are coming Straight Outta tha Mall. (I go boutique, or work with designer and tailors direct in case you wanted to know.) Or at best regular guy is dressing straight out of Details or GQ Magazine which in case you didn’t know is run by Gay guys. Nothing against gay people, (In fact, I love Bi girls) and gay guys are cool, since they are non-competitors. I just find it funny when straight guys that hate gay people dress like gay people. So, anyways, to avoid confusion, dress like this as an example; Black with Sugar Bear Blue pinstripe custom Prada, Bespoke two button suit with notched lapels and side vents, Grimace purple Gucci shirt, Prada cap toed lace ups, tie optional and Violet Brioni Pocket square (and I don’t mean that Catwalk style, La Perla Exotic Dancer I know named Violet from The Penthouse Executive Club in New York City, real name Jennifer either). It’s also a good move to get a good haircut or shave before hand. Be careful thought, these days you can even get bad haircut at Drucker’s in Beverly Hills . Although, you would be hard pressed to have a better haircut experience than Drucker’s (outside of course, Taylors of Old Bond Street London and Geo F. Trumper, London , the original on Curzon Street ). I mean, that’s where Bugsy Siegel used to get his hair cut for God’s sake. In fact, Benny and I both got our last hair cuts at the same place. (The Shave of Beverly Hills is decent also as well as Aidan Gil in New Orleans )

The Chiffons, He’s So Fine (Ever since I was a kid I have thought The Chiffons were singing about me with this song)

Grease

Grease is a necessary component of Locking a place down. Gentleman’s Club + Grease + G = Lockdown. And I mean Grease everyone. Refer to: The Art of The Grease (click here). Greasing is priceless (and I don’t mean that Cajun Cutie with Flapper Hair Exotic Dancer I know named Priceless from Rick’s Cabaret in New Orleans , real name Erica either).

Foxy Brown ft. Jay -Z – Ill Be

Chill and Lamp

Very important. Relax like Mitch “Blood” Green’s perm. You have to seem like you have more important things on your mind than Beautiful, naked girls. Which of course, you don’t. When ever I am running The Local Bar Theorem I always seem very distracted. But in reality, my mind is working overtime, running computations, figuring out which girls are friends with whom, which bouncers are going to try to put salt in my game, which girls are best prospects for The Trio, etc. Relax and have patience (and I don’t mean that Sophisto Style, Mac Gloss Girl Exotic Dancer I know named Patience from Hustler Club in San Francisco, real name Veronica either).

T-pain ft. Yung Joc, Buy you a drink

Friendly and Gentlemanly

You want to give off positive waves of energy when you are Locking down a Gentleman’s Club. Catch a girl that falls off balance coming off the stage with her clear plastic high-heels. Light every girl’s cigarette before yours (or do a double light move). Let waitresses pass by with a tray full of Ketel One shots in front of you (worth its weight in heron). Offer girls waters occasionally instead of cocktails. Tip waitresses for no reason. Tell Dancers which guys are sure thing Marks. Give some encouragement to an Exotic that is having a rough night. Know The Game. Don’t bug girls that are working and fleecing a customer (and I don’t mean that caliente Colombiana style Exotic Dancer with Shakira hair, I know named Felice from Solid Gold in North Miami Beach, real name Tesara either).

Fabulous ft. Ne-Yo, You make me better

Back Story

You need an Air tight Back Story. First off, you are Always from somewhere else, even if you live full time in the city you are currently in. But you do “keep” a place in the current city you are at. Or you are staying at some Fly hotel in town for an undetermined amount of time. Always act like CASH is no object. Come up with a real vague occupation when asked, like; “I am in international business”, “I am in the Caviar trade” or “My family produces Champagne in France ”. Have fun with it. Pick something that sounds legit but implies a lot of money but has an illegal tinge to it. Exotic Dancers like that stuff. Saying, “I am a real estate agent” doesn’t work. If you have a good back story, and you follow The Local Bar Theorem to The Seventh Letter it will spread through The Gentleman’s Club, like only gossip, rumors, and Tragedy does. Use your Imagination. Sky’s the limit. (And I don’t mean those Hippy flippy, SuicideGirl style sister Exotic Dancers I know named Imagination and Skye from Deja Vu in Seattle, real names are I think Imagination and Skye, (their parents were hippies) either).

DJ Khaled with Young Jeezy, Juelz Santana, Rick Ross, Lil’ Wayne & Fat Joe, Brown Paper Bag (G Manifesto Certified Track)

Exude Class and Wealth

Although I am the Son of Revolutionary Killers and I have spent plenty of time on The Street, Alleys (and I don’t mean that Fly Exotic Dancer I know named Ally with lips like Angeline from The Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas, real name Allison either), and The Underworld, I have spent an equal amount of time in the Upperworld with the fortunate and privileged. And, truth be told, the blessed from the Upperworld can be just as treacherous as the dwellers of the Underworld. But that is another story. Throw in a dash of snobbery and arrogance for good measure for the devils pie.

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D’Angleo Devils pie

Champagne

I usually try to target the Exotic or Exotics that know a lot of other girls and will run her mouth about how cool you are to hang out with to all the other Exotics. Always keep Champagne on Ice like Winnipeg at your Crib and treat the girl’s first class. This data will spread to the other girls. You can go to her crib, but chances are her Pug Dog will get his dirty paws all over your Brioni slacks. Better to play on your court (and I don’t mean that dope sunset style Exotic Dancer with Pixie hair, I know named Kourtney from Body Shop in Los Angeles, I think Kourtney is her real name also, either).

Diana ross, It’s my house

Don’t Scalp

Once you have things cooking with The Local Bar Theorem and things are on the up and up, many G’s have the tendency to Pillage and Plunder the Gentleman’s Club. Don’t do it like Zheng Zhilong or Henry Morgan. Don’t scalp like the Indians did on Custer’s Crew. You don’t want to do this. You want to just skim the Cream off the top. Don’t attack with the ferociousness of a pack of Lions on the Serengeti in Kenya (and I don’t mean that illmatic coco Exotic Dancer with Kelly Rowland hair I know named Kenya from Seamless in Las Vegas , real name Kelly, either). Stay low-profile and The Local Bar Theorem will be the gift that keeps on giving, like an Atari during the days of “Just Say No”. Or a fresh out the box Desert Eag with no bodies attached. Or a never been fired seven plus two.

D’Angelo ft. AZ, Lady

The Whirlpool Effect

Once you spend a little time, and Dress Sharp, Grease, Chill, act Gentlemanly, have a good Back Story, Exude Class and Wealth, have Champagne on Ice like Alberta (and I don’t mean that dope Latina Exotic Dancer I know named Alberta from Scores in Las Vegas, real name Jasmine, either) and Don’t Scalp you will create what is called in the industry “The Whirlpool Effect”. This happens when you step in the spot and every Exotic looks at you like a welcome friend. They don’t want your money. They don’t want you for dances. You are their refuge and safe haven, or a flight to quality (much like investing in gold bullion during down markets when done correctly). And they all just keep getting sucked in (so to speak) hence the name, “The Whirlpool Effect”.

Camp Lo, Black Hollywood (First look)

Currently, I have the “The Whirlpool Effect” going in Clubs in at least seven different cities, and that’s just America (not counting Canada ). If you are able to do this, you will have enough Exotic Dancer Jewelery and Clothes left behind at your Crib to open up your own Boutique Clothing and Jewelery stores. You should look into it.

The Rest is Up to You…….

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Papoose Chess

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Seventh Letter
AKA I can’t leave the Streets alone, The Game needs Me
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Johnnie Taylor – Who’s Makin’ Love…ice cold track

The South Beach War Report Part I: The Basics

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South Beach has never been as corporate as it is today. We all long for the mid and late 90’s when Miami Beach was a wide open model bonanza. Well, life goes on. The reality is that the place is still one of America’s best nightlife cities. And if you aspire to be a Top Playboy you need to spend the majority of your winter there (if you spend your winter in America). If you were not in Miami in February last month, flat out, you blew it. No one, and I repeat no one, has ever taken “The Mack of the Year Award” and not spent considerable time in Miami during February (And I am not talking about being in Miami for Super Bowl weekend with all the jerkoffs…that weekend actually Hurts your “player ranking”…as does All-Star Weekend in Vegas, but that’s another story).

South Beach is ultra competitive. You need to bring you A game. Miami Beach has been countless players “Waterloo”. And I am The Duke of Wellington (which is fitting since I do own a British Passport along with and Irish, a Spanish, and US). Huge defeats have been suffered in South Beach. You know the type of loss, the “I need to go back to (insert B grade city), marry my non-model girlfriend and move to the suburbs” type of defeat. I can’t tell you how many times I have seen the “I saw the most beautiful girls I have ever seen, and I didn’t even get a phone number!” look of defeat on guys faces walking back to their hotel at 4 am. I personally make fools look at defeat like a foot doctor. Regular everyday Guy has no chance in Miami. They are usually finished quicker than it takes an ice cube to melt on Lincoln Road in summertime. Regular Guy doesn’t have the tools, the weapons, the experience, the heart, or the Game. Even capable players meet defeat in South Beach. You will see them outside of clubs trying in vain to gain entrance, “Come on, let me in, I work for William Morris Agency in LA…blah, blah, blah…” “I am with Creative Artist Agency this, Endeavor that…etc”. Even top players get dismantled in South Beach. I remember seeing a Top Tier Los Angeles playboy get completely dissected in South Beach two years ago…he hasn’t been back since and trust me, it wasn’t pretty. I even know a first rate Parisian playboy who was absolutely bullet proof in Paris and Southern France that was made to look like Swiss Cheese in Miami Beach. There is a certain skill set that you must have if you are want success in Miami Beach. And if you are looking for that skill set, well, then you have come to the right place: The G Manifesto. Here is Part I…The Basics:

Always work in a Small Team

This is a rule that applies to a lot of things; setting up a drug dealing firm, a Jewelry Store Heist Crew, or Attacking South Beach. I personally like to work Dolo. More agile. But if you have crew members, make sure they are G Manifesto Certified. Make sure everyone is illmatic and still at it. The kind of G’s that pop the glock, come thru drop the top and take over the block. NO South Beach rookies in your crew. A Miami Beach rookie is about as valuable as a off the rack suit at a Post-Oscars party: worthless. Also, Don’t think that because you have had some success in West Coast beach towns that is going to translate to success in South Beach. If you bring the kind of paper thin Game that you use at West Coast Beach Bars like Sharkeez, Moondoggies, Longboards, and Big Kahuna bar you can expect to get destroyed in South Beach. Washed up like money that’s laundered.

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Speak Spanish

Miami is a city that celebrates Latin Culture and culture as a whole. As it should. If you don’t speak any Spanish, you will come off as an unsophisticated hick. As you should. Most of the most beautiful girls in South Beach speak Spanish. So common sense would dictate that if you want beautiful girls on south beach you should speak Spanish, right? Quatro, tres, dos, uno, you know I throw my weight around like a Sumo….

Be Latin

To take it one step further than speaking Spanish, it is better to be Latin as well. This is tough since you have very little input in what your nationality is. Thankfully I am Half-Irish, Half-Basque Spanish, which works perfectly in South Beach (coincidentally, that is the same combination Che Guevara, G Manifesto Certified Hall of Fame Member, was). But even if I wasn’t the perfect mix that I am, I would probably lie and say I had some Spanish blood of some sort. It’s that important. Being Italian, French, really anything is going to be a hell of a lot better than “I am not sure what my nationality is, I think my father grew up in Indiana”. Miami is the Capital of Latin America.

CASH

You need to have plenty of CASH flow to properly attack south beach. It’s at least twice as expensive as whatever b-grade spot that you come from. Years ago, one of my friends, a top notch West Coast Based G who I have known since our Juvenile Hall days, told me when we were chilling at the Playboy Mansion, that Miami Beach is “a G a day”. Meaning, that you need a thousand dollars a day just to operate there and be IN the Game. I agree with that assessment. I think a Grand a day and you are staying at the right spots eating at the right joints, getting cocktails at the right lobbies, and getting into the right Nightclubs. You are still just IN the Game. I like rolling like a new-school Jon Roberts, caine wholesaler style. I wouldn’t think of venturing out into a beautiful, breezy, tropical South Beach night without $1500 on me. For nothing else for the bankroll factor, since I get pro-bono’d so heavy in South Beach.

Dress Sharp

South Beach is the place where you bust out your best gear (what are you saving it for anyway?) I always make sure I get a handful of new Custom suits before hitting South Beach. This year I had Ozwald Boateng hook me with a few, and I had this old Italian tailor from Napoli hook me with a few, all with my signature Cookie Monster Blue interior (this guy is my secret weapon and I have to keep him confidential…and I don’t mean that crappy lounge called Confidential in Southern California either….). You want to wear gear that hits harder than Albert Pujols and Edison “Pantera” Miranda combined. I will also bring a ski mask in case I need to go shopping. So many fools dress so slack in South Beach that just by dressing razor sharp you can be in the top tier. Bruno Magli, OJ style, but you know I won’t leave the glove…

Smoking

Don’t Smoke? You better learn and learn quickly. Even though the State of Florida passed a non-smoking law similar to California’s draconian laws, smoking in South Beach is non-issue. By the way, I hate “Florida” much the same way I hate “California”. I really have only been to Miami, and have no desire to check out the rest of that miserable state, same goes for California, I only really like a few pockets. California as a whole is generally speaking a waste of decent real estate. Anyway, all the beautiful girls smoke in South Beach. The only girls you are going to turn off by smoking are the girls you want to turn off anyways. I have done an unofficial case study, and 99% of Model girls smoke. And 100% of girls that are cool, at least accept it. So make sure your Dunhill, Dupont or Zippo Lighter is filled with Fluid (and I don’t mean that lounge in Toronto called Fluid either).

This should get you started. More South Beach Maneuvers coming soon. Check back for Part II: Advanced Techniques….till then… The Rest is Up to You……..

Side Note:

I know I am not alone in thinking that Marco Antonio Barrera was jobbed by the judges in his fight with Juan Manuel Marquez. The referee also made a grave error in missing a picture perfect knockdown. Lets hope Vegas gets it together for the Mayweather VS De La Hoya fight….

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Michael Porfirio Mason
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AKA El Campeón De La Gente
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I hate T-shirts, but Pitbull’s shirt with the ski mask is dope…….Born N Raised…..

Budget Game And Barcelona Naps

People are always complaining about how The G Manifesto is for rich people. First off, I don’t like complainers. Second, I don’t consider The G Manifesto for “rich people”, I consider The G Manifesto “For The People”. I was once an up and coming Proto-type G once so I can appreciate going out without $1000 in your pocket. But still, in those days even with minimal Dough, I was swooping Mad girls. To address this, I figured I should give some tips to the younger financially challenged soon to be G’s out there. These are some serious moves. Some of these moves I still use to this day. Here they are:

Flask

Drink prices in Nightclubs have been skyrocketing. $20 cocktails have become the norm. I remember back when I used to roll out with a Chronic Jay and ten spot in my pocket. (I still pulled mad girls though). One G Manifesto move is to go out with a Flask of your favorite Liquor. This is actually an old-school Frank Sinatra move. No shame in it. Just order mixers (cost $2). Make sure you tip your Bartender. I like this move. In fact, I should probably start doing this again.

Drugs

Lets face it, Drugs are cheap. I used to move beans back in the days of The Ecstasy Wonder Gangs. Fast forward to present day, Beans still only cost $20. Beans dollar for dollar is still the best headbuzz you could possibly want. I can tell you that if I was in the Bean game today, I would peg the market way higher and eliminate the competition. I used to roll out all the time in my younger days on Beans. Your game is mad tight too, if you sip waters. Just don’t drink too much water, you can die of water overdose.

Work out

If you don’t have a lot of CASH flow, you should at least be in good shape. Being in good shape will give you the energy you need to go the distance in Nightlife. But don’t be “in-shape guy”. You never see triathelete guy pull down a hundred girls a year. Right?

Doctor Suits

When you don’t have a lot of scratch, it doesn’t make sense to spend 2 dimes on a Gucci Suit, no matter how good it fits. One way is to go to a department store like Saks or Neimans and cut the Tags off the expensive suits and re-sow them on your Garment District $200 suits. Lets face it, only the most “Sophisto” girls can really tell the difference between a Brioni and a off-the Rack $300 job. In my neighborhood, I had a friend that would “boost” suits from the top department stores. He would even “boost” to order. I just had to give him my size (42R in case you wanted to know). Now that I have mad CASH, designers give me free suits. Isn’t it funny how the world works?

Big Pun – Glamour Life

Wine

Drinking mad vino is the easiest way to live the Glamour Life. Again, only the most “Sophisto” girls know wine. But the reality is, there are plenty of good bottles to be had for under a Dub. Especially in France, Spain, Italy, Argentina, and Australia (all places I try to spend as much time as possible). Do your research, read Wine Spectator, Robert Parkers’ Data Sheets, and stay away from the big vineyards.

Fake Bankroll

You really don’t need CASH per se (and I am not talking about Tom Keller’s Fly restaurant Per Se in NYC either). But you do Need apperace of CASH FLOW. The easiest way is to use a fake BankRoll. Throw a twenty on top of a thick roll of ones. There are so many Credit Card Chumps out there today with zero Bankroll, that most girls will think you’re are their Prince Charming. Just flash the faux-BankRoll and let the Bean you took settle in. As they say, The Rest is Up to You…..

Make friends in High and Low Places

Know Club owners to get free entrance. Know bartenders and Waitresses for free drinks. Know Limo drivers for free limo rides. Know rich people to borrow their beach side Cribs. Know people with Dope Cars to borrow their Topless Cadillacs. Topless girls will follow.

The Tie

A dope tie can make your whole outfit. And the dopest ties only cost $150, usually. Only the smartest of girls know about the “Tie makes the outfit” move. Girls always claim they judge guys by their shoes. But they really can’t tell. When I was a younger prototype G, I used to slay girls in $60 kicks. But I was an up and coming Bean Flipper in those days also. So it’s kind of hard to track.

Here is a little story for you about Budget Game in full effect:

Years ago, I went to a Top notch wedding in NYC at Windows on the World in The World Trade Center. First Rate all the way. Lets put it this way; the wedding cake cost $30 Grand. One Family was Juiced up in NYC the other was Super High end West Coast. A lot of Hollywood influence and NYC Finance as well. Tons of Beautiful NYC and West Coast Girls. Plenty of Competition as well; NYC Investment Banker types smoking Cohibas, LA Actor Guys and me, The Playboy on the Rise. In those days, I was Scratch lite but Game Heavy. I was in a $200 off the Rack job, but I did have a dope Hermes tie on. I did have beans. I had fully Entered The Dragon. I had the phony BankRoll. And I had mad Vino back at The Morgan Hotel for the Vino Close. Also, my Best friend was the Brides oldest Brother. So I had the INSIDE pole position. He hooked me up with a table with all the girls. Guess who took first prize and the Hottest girl of the Night? That’s right, your Humble Author. (Interestingly enough, this was the first time I cracked the Top 100 on the USA National Player Rankings…today I sit comfortably in the Top Spot).

The Barcelona Nap

I invented The Barcelona Nap back in the day. I invented it when I was in Barcelona and didn’t have much scratch but I was in Stage One of my Model Addiction (today I am red alert category Stage Five….and I don’t mean DJ Red Alert either). The best clubs were mad spendy in those days and no way could I sit at the bar and drink $20 drinks all night. So what I did was sleep from 8 pm till 12am and then shower and go out. That is The Barcelona Nap: sleeping early in the evening, then going out late (opposed to Vampire Naps and Amsterdam Naps). I would arrive at the club fresh to def at 1 am after wacking down some street eats and street vino. I had the club owners on lock (they loved me because I was always rolling with Fly Spanish Girls and I told them I was an Actor in Hollywood). I would then cruise to the bathroom and smoke a Shish Jay and then let my Game Flow. I rarely missed in those days.

All of those are great moves for the G on the Budget. Still, its so much easier with money. The Rest is Up to You……

Email of the Week in regards to The Trio….How to Pick up Three Girls at Once:

“Overall (AND I DON’T MEAN Jason), finely written piece of sweet music Mr. Mason. Being a G has been extraordinary for me both financially, spiritually and sexually, but I have yet to pull the trio and I still have to wipe my own ass, which I would tend to say may not classify me a full fledged G yet?? I have been swooping the deuces for a months now, in fact I just shish-kabobed 2 beautiful freshly graduated Southern coeds this weekend in my high end crib on the beach, which just appraised for 8 sticks. I should have had 3 if it weren’t for some low end mortgage broker with sideburns and a mustache from some armpit called Ohio (which I never heard of before, is that a dairy farm or a state?) dropping a mick in my third legs drink and cave manning her out the back door when I left to take a high end shit at the club.
I credit my success on the 2 bits to a blitzkrieg of shots and flowing bottles of Clos du Mesnil, my 2000 thread count imported Egyptian sheets, my Rolls stretched limo and the fact that I simply close fucking deals. All in all, a high cheers of Krug to you Mr. Mason.”

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
The Guide to Getting More Out of Life
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O.C. featuring Yvette Michelle–Far from Yours….everyone slept on this album…

The Month in Review: February

February is a short month but can be my favorite. You really want to be in South Beach during February, hence the South Beach Leg of The G Manifesto Tour. Unfortunately, I had to go to Chicago (Funeral) and Los Angeles (heist) during February. Let’s review:

Chicago: 2-0, 2 KOs (like I said I was there for a funeral, and it was like the coldest weather they had in like ten years. But still, I have always had a good track record in the Chi.)

Miami Beach: 12-0, 16 KO’s (Simply waged a campaign of destruction in South Beach during Feb. I Genghis Khaned it. Chopped up all the top spots and took full advantage of Model Season.)

Los Angeles: 2-0, 2 KO’s (I was in LA for a bit of work, so I didn’t go out too much. Still, 2 really good quality Knockouts.)

February Record: 16-0, 20 KO’s…verdict: Beyond Undefeated.

Models Swooped: Nine (2 Venezuelan, Belizean, African-American, Mid-west, East Coast Italian, and 3 Czech)

Exotic Dancers Swooped: Eight (one Trio)

Actresses Swooped: One (extra on HBO’s Entourage and some other Bit parts…pretty fly)

Civilians Swooped: Two (NYC girl, Wharton Grad, I guess they do give you a good education at that school…she was smart enough to swoop me…..and a Hollywood agent type girl in LA…decent.)

Financial: Two heists netting a combined total of $33,500 after paying out Running Partners and Tipsters.

How was your month?

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Khan
The Guide to Getting More Out of Life
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Capone N Noreaga- Closer remix/ Driver’s Seat

The Trio….How to Pick up Three Girls at Once

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Many Players these days think they are kicking ass when the swoop two girls at once. The French call it a Ménage à Trios. News just in…..swooping two girls at once is as passé as Multi-colored striped button down “Gaslamp” shirts. The New-School is all about swooping three girls at once. The French call it a Ménage à Quatre and The G calls it The Trio. Impossible? It is for the feeble minded and those lacking imagination. But for The G, nothing is impossible. Here is how it is done:

Location

You need to put yourself in the right place. A sports bar with 80% Guy is not the right place. Gentleman’s Clubs are fertile ground for pulling off The Trio. Certain Cities are better than others as well. South Beach, Miami, and Las Vegas are better than Cincinnati, Ohio or Omaha, Nebraska for The Trio. (No offense to Cincinnati or Omaha, I have never been, but I am pretty sure both places suck).

Dress Flash

I have certain suits that I always swoop three girls at once in. If I had to re-buy these suits I would certainly have paid double. I really like wearing a Grey Two-button Dior Homme (Made in Italy) with Ketchup/Bloodlust Pinstripes (and I don’t mean my nightly bloodlust that is spilling over into my days either) with Elmo Red interior, Roadrunner Blue Canali shirt, and Count Chocula Brown Gucci Loafers.

Flash CASH

You need to carry a Big Bankroll if you want to swoop Three Girls at once. Ever see a poor guy leave a Nightclub with Three Girls?

Zero in on The Right Girls

Contrary to popular average Guy opinion, the three “decent” Bottle Blond white girls doing Patron shots, yelling, wearing jeans, doing the awkward “white girl dance” in a Southern California Nightclub are not the best prospects for a Trio. I have done an Un-official Case Study and the more beautiful the girls the better The Trio Prospect. Models are great Prospects. So are Exotic Dancers. 9 to 5 girls trying to “cut loose” are not. Which is fortunate since I prefer Model girls and Exotic Dancers to Civilian Girls. Doesn’t life work out perfect sometimes?

Trade on Reputation

The G trades on reputation. In the case of The Trio, Sexual Reputation with a girl can be you greatest asset. If one girl already knows you can regulate, it makes it that much easier to convince the other two. Many of my Trio’s have been instigated by a Girl I have rolled with before. If you have a good Trio girl on your team, many times you can sit back and smoke Parliament Ultra-lights while the girl on your team does all the set up work. Now that’s Gangster like Shyne.

Beans, Beeks, and Champagne

You need some sort of Spark to really light the fuse to The Trio. The G Manifesto does not advocate Drug use, but Beans and Beeks are known to work. I prefer Champagne. More Artistic. More Style Points.

Side Note:

My Cousin (a true G, sharp dresser, Latin Blood, prefers Gucci Suits, always Packs heaters, currently he is opening a Nightclub in Punta del Este) has always been a true innovator. He is very forward thinking and almost always swoops 4 or 5 girls at a time. Many times he swoops 6 girls at a time. You are really only limited by your imagination to pull it off….The Rest is Up to You………..

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