Street Game…It’s kinda like The Crack Game

“Yo she took me out my stinkin’ Asics, to the pinkest bracelet
Face it, the basics, no way you could think I’m racist
Got a white girl, tell you that she’s quite thorough
Borough to borough, move me through this white world (from what?)
From Columbia, then she moved to Canada
Now she live in Harlem, right, and you could say I manage her
Met her in ’90, Jeru was the Damaja
I wasn’t understanding her, that everyone was a fan of her
That was confusing her, they was abusing her
That wasn’t new to her, bought me a Luger brah
Of course, of course, never had intercourse
Of course, of course, without her wouldn’t of been a boss
I would flip for my mama, got me getting them commas (get it?)
Paid for my 1st va-kay, a trip to Bahamas (YES!)
Swam in the ocean, I was ditching pirannas
That’s my girl girl, yup, so give her some honor”

Solid wordplay and metaphors By Cam’ron on “White Girls” (I met her in ’88…)

Cam’ron – Rush Rush (Get tha Yayo)

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Street Game is the ability to Swoop girls “cold” off the street, Cold. Many people think that because I am so effective at swooping girls in Nightclubs, Gentlemans Clubs, and High-End restaurants, that my skills are limited to those spots. In actuality, Street Game is the Foundation of all my Game. Many players today, lack a good Street Game foundation. You will often see West Coast Players lacking good Street Game Style. (Too much time spent in Cars not enough time on Corners).

History

Back in the Day when I was a younger Prototype G, my crew was involved in the Powder Game. The Barons in our neighborhood didn’t let us “Shovel Snow” in our hood so we went to a neighborhood that was neutral turf. This was a great neighborhood, lots of clubs restaurants, college jerkoffs, Snow Bunnies, professionals, etc. Business was good. We were like some kind of Powder Get fresh crew and we primarily worked the clubs. We were Snow Men on the Rise. We had fools who couldn’t feel their faces. SnowBlind. Puro. There was another crew that worked the side streets, alleys, and parking areas. They were the Crack Rock Crew. Both crews co-existed in a very delicate balance. We worked the clubs they worked the Streets. As the streets heated up, both crews were pushed to the brink until it was like two Scorpions in a Bottle. I had to negotiate a treaty with their leader who we will call “Jaheed”. After the treaty was settled I became good friends with Jaheed, a true Prince of the Streets. He truly worked the streets, the streets didn’t work him. He had mad style and an ill crew behind him from Muscle to runners to lookouts. He had his Game, his Cain, his Cane, and his limping together. Peeled shortys right off the Ave. I often used to chill with him on his stoop and philosiphize about The Game. It was in these days that I was working on perfecting my Street Game which is very similar to The Crack Game.

The Post Up

You need to have the proper post up. You need confidence, swag, sway and presence. Ready for anything. You need to be aware of your surroundings. Like the flipper is aware of customers and Five-O, you as the G need to be aware are girls in every direction. Be creative with your post ups. Maybe post up by a Ferrari and pretend its yours. Post up on the street near a College, a girls Clothing strore, a Modeling Agency, or around the beach. Very important to protect your turf. Dark parking garages are obviously terrible places for Street Game. Too Scary. High-End shopping districts are the best. Madison Avenue in NYC, M Street and Wisconsin Ave in DC, Avenue Foch and Avenue Montaigne in Paris, Rodeo and Melrose in LA, Bond street and Regent Street in London, Shibuya in Tokyo, The Magnificent Mile in Chicago, Grafton Street in Dublin, Recoleta in Buenos Aires, Bloor Street in Toronto, Las Mercedes in Caracas, Passeig de Gracia in Barcelona, Via Montenapoleone in Milan and Via Mazzini in Verona. I scuffed my tim’s on many International streets. And I have done it like Penny and Anfernee…The Hardaway…..

Style

Style always wins over technique. Just like with Graffiti Burners. Resort Style is always good. Wife beaters and winter beaters were king in the mid 90’s (and I am not talking about TI’s album KING either) depending on the weather. Also Tims, baggy jeans , Helly Hansen jackets, and G-Town Jerseys were chainsaws in the Shower for Street Game in those days. Today, Sneakers like BAPE Stas, BAPE, BBC, Ice Cream Sneakers, Black SB’s could be fresh if you’re a young and up and coming prototype G. Planet of the BAPES. I consider Nigo a contemporary and a peer. You want to seem like you have dough (even if you don’t). If your twisting Caine you want to seem successful. Same thing if your Street Gaming Girls. You want to look fresh. It’s like marketing. I prefer a custom tailored Dior Homme Suit by Heidi Slimane with a Blood Red Duncan Quinn shirt (black cuff interior) blown open with pearl cufflinks and Prada loafers. Mad Rakish.

Smoking

Very important. Show me someone who does not smoke, and Ill show you some that hasn’t mastered Street Game. One, smoking makes you look like you are doing something. Two, Smoking Cures boredom between strikes. Three, Smoking give girls an excuse to talk to you and ask you for a smoke or a light. Four, it looks cool as f***. If your somersaulting Pebbles or Snowballing you want to seem like you are doing anything but somersaulting Pebbles or Snowballing….Right?

Reactions

When you are spitting Street Game, you need to have quick reactions. Talk to every girl that rolls by. If you don’t you are going to be kicking yourself that you didn’t. And if you wait too long it will you can seem kind of shady and un-natural. Make Heads-up plays. A Model girl dropping her portfolio book is a perfect time to strike. Approach quick. The Brick Pitcher has to have quick reactions also. Always has to watch out for Homicide, DEA, Swat Cops, Squalie, turncoat Snitches and murderous rival crews. If you’re slow at Gunplay you don’t get to play slow.

Vibe

You want to give off a non-threatening vibe when you spit Street Game at girls. Smiles, happiness, you are having the best day ever, etc. You don’t want to be intimidating at all. This is not the same Vibe that you throw out when you are robbing a Underground Poker Game full of Pimps (and when I say “Pimps” I mean Pimps in the Urban sense, like a guy who makes money by putting girls to work on the AVE, you know, Goon Hands, Cadillacs, fresh vines, icy demeanor, and heated coat hangers and such. Not “pimps” in a Suburban sense, like some skippy who gets girls every now and then, hair gel, 2 Door BMW’s Banana Republic Gear, Humor from Will Ferrell movies, corner cubicle, and the “coolest” guy in the office). And its not the same Vibe that you use to Extort some scumbag Pornographer either. Quite the opposite. The Fiend Leaner has to throw out a Vibe that is not soft but not too hard that the Lawyer in the Lexus is too scared to cop rocks. Jaheed was a master of the Vibe.

Numbers

When your floating Street Game your goal should be to Number Crunch. And think volume. You want to move “product”. Street Numbers also have a high conversion rate. I have done an unofficial Case Study and I have found out that Street Numbers convert at a much higher rate than say Nightclub Numbers. You want stacks and stacks of Numbers. The Street Pharmacist Needs to move Volume as well and also wants stacks and stacks. He needs to stay on the grind like clockwork. Keep that block work rolling. Fiends buying like clockwork. Hotter blocks are the best.

Street Game Close

The Rosetta Stone of Street Game is you need to pitch a lot of girls and don’t hesitate. You are always going to run into girls that are clueless and faithful to their dorky boyfriends. Those are not the girls you really want anyway. (News just in, girls that date dorks are dorks themselves. These types of girls don’t really make good sparing partners, are going to be relentless about hassling you for smoking cigarettes, will say that everything is like “So Random” like 500 times in an hour, and best case scenario they are going to think you are a complete psycho). After a good Number Crunching section look for a girl you can close. Always pitch a girl for some future date i.e. “Lets go to (insert shitty nightclub that she thinks is “really cool”) for my friends birthday party, Vip, DJ Zero Skillz, Bottle Service, blah, blah, blah, it doesn’t really matter, just get her number. It doesn’t even have to be a real gig.

Once you can pick up a girl off the Street and swoop her to a hotel (or yours or her crib) within 45 minutes of saying “Hello, do you have a light? Thanks. My name is Michael Mason…..” consider yourself a black belt at Street Game. Just so you know, I am Black Belt Seventh Degree…..The Rest is Up to You…….

Email of the week (un-edited) in regards to: Platinum Diggers

“Dear Champ,

Nice write up testicles tingle. I love gold diggers as well, especially on their backs. Although one of my mortgage broker friends was in Vegas and got hustled for his high end rollie by a couple of strippers whom he thought he was going to get a fresh tossed salad from. I was in Bel Air this weekend after reading your Manifesto all tipped over on exotic beans from Morocco and I met this high end actress who thought my game was tight. She proceeded to tell me what she expects out of her men, I made up more stories than Walt Disney about my net worth and houses across the world (I think I even convinced her I had a 3000 sq foot ocean front villa on Mars at one point), got her drunk of Dom and popped it in her pooper at 3am, stole her purse and some jewelry and just sold it on Ebay for a half a stick. The life of G couldn’t be better, all thanks to you Champ!!!”

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The Yeti
AKA Snow Man
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Platinum Diggers

“So what if I’m slinging those thing, things
I’m doing what I gotta do to maintain

Respect my Hustle
Don’t be mad at her cause she’s stripping for cash
Y’all be in the Club trickin for ass

Just Respect my Hustle

Don’t be mad at him if he stickin em up
He should take it if they givin it up

Respect my Hustle

Long as you buying I’m supplying
Long as you buying I’m supplying”

–Sick lyrics from Papoose’s “Respect My Hustle”, ill beat, sample, and flow…..

A lot of people hate Gold Digger Girls. I like them. Many times they are more up-front, honest, and real than Civilian Girls. I actually look at them as a distant female cousin of The G. Think about it, like James Brown (RIP James) said, “It’s a Man’s World”. Sure women have more options than they did even 10 years ago, but there are still so many obstacles for the upwardly mobile woman. Who can really blame her for trying to move up in society by hustling and Marriage. The reason I really like them is because many times Platinum Diggers are Beautiful and Fly. Ex-Fitness Models, Ex-B-Movie Actresses, Catalogue Models, and fly Divorces of all types make for Great Platinum Diggers. I have been doing an unofficial Case Study and I have been able to track a Sharp increase of Platinum Diggers coming on the Market. Investment tip for 2007…go Long Platinum Diggers. I think it has to do with the increase of reality TV, the increase of girls Posing in Photos that reverse the efforts of the Women’s Movement, and Everyone wanting their 15 minutes of Fame. Once that 15 minutes is over (its more like 2 minutes these days) these girls find themselves in the very competitive Entertainment world (I should have been a Hollywood agent instead of a HeistMan….oh well, we all make mistakes). There simply is not enough room for all these girls. This is when the Digging Starts. There is a whole population of Girls out there who all think they deserve the good life. Maybe they do. This isn’t the place for that philosophical discussion. This is The G Manifesto. This is about how you Swoop Platinum Diggers:

Location and Timing

Real Estate is all about Location, Location, Location (its really not, as Donald Trump says, you can have a great location but if you overpaying for it, it is still not a good deal). Options trading is all about Timing, Timing, Timing. (Any commodity is a good trade, as long as you time it right.) To Target Platinum Diggers, you need to have Location and Timing right. So you could say that swooping Platinum Diggers is more complex and Real Estate Investing and/or Options Trading. Top Notch Platinum Diggers actually follow a “Tour” that follows money. Its not unlike The G Manifesto Tour (which follows the best weather, girls and Nightlife scenes). Posting up in wealthy communities like Palm Beach Manalapan, Bel Air, Bev, Greenwich, Laguna Beach, Corona Del Mar, La Jolla, Parts of SF and the Bay Area, and of Course NYC are going to put yourself in the Kill Zone for Platinum Diggers. High-End Restaurants, Hotels, Charity Balls, Society Functions, Boutique openings, Fashion Events, Gallery openings, Art Museum Gigs are the cornerstones of swooping Platinum Diggers. But the timing needs to be right. Aspen, Vail, St. Barts, the Caribbean, early winter and Palm Beach and Miami Beach late winter. Spring in Los Angeles, SF, Paris, and Southern Spain. Late Spring into Summer South France, NYC, Sardinia, Monte Carlo, The Hamptons, Ibiza, Pais Vasco. Fall in London, NYC, Paris. We will Break down Legs of The G Manifesto Tour Later.

Gear

When Swooping Platinum Diggers you need to dress sick. High end suit brands; Brioni, Armani, Kiton, and custom Suits will always get Platinum Diggers attention. Platinum Diggers always keep an eye on the smaller details like shoes and watch. John Lobb custom shoes from 9 St. James’s Street London should do the trick. As far as watch goes, make sure its something expensive. Patek Phillipes, Cartier, etc. Rolex’s work well also, especially to un-sophisticated Platinum Diggers. The advanced ones will think your un-original.

Side Note:

Unless I am targeting Platinum Diggers, I typically don’t wear a watch. I grew up in a city where people will kill each other for $5.00 so I have never really felt comfortable with wearing something on my wrist that costs $25,000 (Hell, I’ll John Doe you for ten five). Let the Cryst Pop, but always keep an eye on your wrist watch!

Back Story

Obviously, to get a Platinum Digger’s attention in conversation, you need to be rich. Make sure you have an air-tight Back Story. For instance, if your last name is Johnson, maybe say you’re an heir to the Johnson and Johnson fortune. Classic American companies always work well. They are recognizable to Platinum Diggers. Maybe get a fake ID with the last name Wrigley and say you’re the Great Grandson of the Gum King. Get the whole story straight, do research, know how the company started, where it started, the major players involved etc. It really can help to have a good Running Partner corroborate your story. Talk about family. I have done an Un-official Case Study, and most Platinum Diggers come from mediocre family environments. I am lucky and came from a great family nucleus. I have literally made many Platinum Diggers, shed tears of joy when listening to me speak of the love in my family….Supreme technique…

The High- End Theory

Your whole attitude has to be High-End when you are dealing with Platinum Diggers. You need to remove the language of the Pimp, the Hustler, and the Street out of your lexicon. Discuss topics of the Sophisticated and the Rich. Maybe talk about how you prefer the firm texture of Breton Lobsters as opposed to North American Lobsters and you frequently have them shipped in from the picturesque fishing Village of Guilvinec. Or how you prefer Iberico Ham to Prosciutto Di Parma even though it’s illegal in the United States, and how that hasn’t stopped you from Smuggling a shipment in every month.

Pitch

When pitching Platinum Diggers you really have to “Sweep them off their feet”. Really turn on the Class and romantic stuff. A good technique is “Sand Castling”. Sand Castling is when you create a beautiful future for you and the Platinum Digger. Like telling Platinum Digger you want to retire soon with a Penthouse apartment in NYC and a Mansion in St. Kits. You are the Prince and the Platinum Digger is the Princess. Very powerful stuff. Play the Dream Catcher Game. Specialize in Futuristic Mental Picture Painting.

Close

The Champagne Close is the Top Rated Close to Use on Platinum Diggers. Works every time. Caviar Closes are great for style points and Rankings. The most experienced Platinum Diggers won’t want to sleep with you right away and will want to “hook” you long term. Also be very careful with protection. The Platinum Digger’s “Pregnancy Close” is her Top Close. Many G’s have fallen Victim. Don’t become a fallen G. The Rest is Up to You…………..

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA Your Favorite Player’s Favorite Player
AKA Your Favorite G’s Favorite G
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This is one of the Sickest Hip-Hop Tracks ever, Jeru The Damaja, “Ya Playin Yourself”. If you don’t know it, you don’t know about Hip-Hop. Cop this album.

Papoose Respect My Hustle

Sunshine Maneuvers

“When I wake up in the morning
love
and the sun light hurts my eyes

And something without warning
love
bears heavy on my mind.
Then I look at you and the worlds alright with me
Just one look at you and I know it’s gonna be –
A lovely day – lovely day”

(“Lovely Day” by Bill Withers, My second favorite track next to “Be Thankful for what you got” by Dream City’s own William DeVaughn)

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Being that half your life is spent during the day, you should take advantage of the fact and use Sunshine Maneuvers during Day Dates with Girls. Sunshine Maneuvers also work real well on Girls that work during the night ie Exotic Dancers, Waitresses, Hostesses, Bartendresses and other “Brain Therapists”. For Scheduling reasons.

Location

Personally I like to use the beach of a fresh Beachside Community, or an Ethnic Hood in the city for Sunshine Manuevers. I tend to live in Little Italys around the world, fresh urban Neighboorhoods or Beautiful Seaside Towns, but I wouldn’t rule out using a Chinatown or other Ethnic Hood. Make sure it is a “walking hood”. No Strip mall hoods. No Suburbs. No shopping. And No Malls, “its a total eclipse when this darkness falls, Most of you so called Thugs chill in Shopping Malls”- Unusual Suspects.

Sunny Day

This time of year it’s easier to have a sunny day in Southern California or Miami Beach (Two of my USA strongholds). But with all the Global Warming going down it might be easier in other parts of the country also. A day with rain showers (and I don’t mean Club Rain in Las Vegas either) turning into sunshine will also help your cause. Girls tend to like the nature phenonmenon stuff. I kind of like it too. Similar to a full moon or Shooting Star sightings at night. Or double circle Rainbows in Maui. Or Seventeen Surfing Dolphins riding a wave at once. You get the idea. Gifts from the Player Gods.

Meeting Place

I love meeting places with style. Use a good Piazza or Plaza. Something with a nice Staute or Fountain. Or better yet both. Never pick up a girl for a date. That way you are prepared if the girl is setting you up for a jack move. Like Mobb Deep once said “Trife life got me thinkin like an animal. What can kill you is what you don’t know.” Always greet girls with the two kiss greeting (unless you are meeting Brazilian girls from certain spots then you might want to bust Three Kisses. Olá. Tudo bem?, Trust me on this one, I have had more girls between my sheets than Brazilian Vogue.) Grind and hit Brazilian Dimes from Behind. If there is a fountain, Make a wish with the girl. Use quarters, don’t be cheap. I don’t have to tell you what I wish for on a date.

Dress for Murder

Best is to Go Resort Style. The kind of smooth shit that murderers move with. Lately though, I have picked up some suits that are so Flash, so Forward thinking that they would be hard to ignore, like the D’Ardenberg Vinos. Obviously the tempature (And I don’t mean Mobb Deeps G-Manifesto Certified Track “Temperatures Rising” Either). Bring a good sized bank roll. And since I have been getting dough since “Just Say No” it’s not a issue. Wear Sunglasses. Tom Ford’s Sunglasses, “The Porfirio” are smooth (you owe me for using my name Tom..) Always have a lit cigarette (or a Cohiba Corona Especial) in your mouth when she rolls up dressed in Skirt by Balenciaga, top by Givenchy, shoes by Manolo Blahnik or Christian Lacroix, I think and swinging a Birkin Bag….for style points of course…

Innovate- Beauty Overdose

During Sunshine Manuevers always surround yourself with beauty. This is actually a good rule of life, that’s why when it comes to girls, I prefer Models. Cruise by the beach, chill in beautiful parks, Art Galleries, Mid-Century Modern Furniture Stores, Historic Churches, Museums, Cigar Stores. Use beauty to your benefit. Girls react well to beauty. Take advantage of it.

Prince of the Neighboorhood

This takes preparation. As you cruise around the hood, you want all the store owners and restaurant owners to say hello, shake your hand, give you cigars etc. as you Walk on By like Issac Hayes. Speak the local languages. For instance, if your in Little Italy, greet the resturanteurs in Italian. This really hyptotizes girls. If your in Chinatown, speak in Cantonese, Mandarin, Fukanese, Shanghainese, Taiwanese, Gan, Hui, Jin (and I don’t mean that Underground Rapper Jin either), Min Zhong, or Qiong Wen. Whichever dialect is applicable. I know a few key phrases and words in each.

Fuel The Dragon

Eat a good meal. Something Ethnic. Maybe some Market Fresh Crudo of Hamachi with Espelette Marinade, Lime Mousse and Vanilla Oil (the Vanilla Oil really makes it happen). Or some Seared Day Boat Scallps with apple and celery root, Mizuna, chevre and a pomegranate foam. Or some Elk Loin Sous Vide (that means cooked in a vaccum to the culinary challenged) with pommes pave, hydroponic watercress, beurre rouge and white asparagus. Applebees isn’t going to cut it. Keep the conversation upbeat.

View to a Kill

Find a spot with a good view. Overlooking the city. Or the beach. Never underestimate the power of a Beautiful View. Take her somewhere where it wouldn’t make sense for her not to kiss you. The kiss of life. When I was younger I would always take girls to spots that were beautiful and takes some beans or roll an EL. There are some Cliffs in Southern California where I have literally swoop Hundreds of Girls. Make sure it’s the low-pro goods.

Wine Store

Roll by the wine store. Say what’s up to the girls that own the store. Pick up a Bottle and Dip back to the crib. Finish strong. Game so Good I could put Ciara to sleep, excuse me but that girl’s been on my mind all week. The Rest is Up to You………….

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA Your Favorite Player’s Favorite Player
AKA Your Favorite G’s Favorite G
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Lovely Day Bill Withers

The Club at Home and Amsterdam Naps

The Club at Home

We already know that The Nightclub, The Gentleman’s Club, The Lobby Bar, The Fights, The Race Track, Top-Notch Resturants, and High-End Gigs are where The G is most at home. But every now and then I switch up speeds like Bruce Lee riding a Fuji in a movie. Enter The Club at Home. The Club at Home is exactly that; having a Nightclub type experience at home. The best way to do it is Control the Guest list. When I do the Club at Home is I am the only guy invited. As far as girls, you are best if you go with a Regining Nightlife Princess, a few Fly Go-Go Dancers from a NightClub, or a mixed bag of Exotic Dancers. Better yet, it’s better to have The Club at Home at her crib than yours. Less mess to clean up.

Taking a page out of all the Asian-Themed clubs that are ridiculously overdone these days, get an order of Sushi on the books delivered over. Make sure to get plenty of Sake too. The Milky cold stuff is kind reminds me of the Korova Milk Bar. Moloko Plus. I can hear Vivaldi in the background. Dressed in the Height of Fashion. The Clear cold stuff is good to. The hot stuff is for rookies. All the Japanese Execs drink the cold sake. At the Atlantis in the Bahamas, I was chillin with a couple of cats from the Yamaguchi-gumi and they told me the same thing. Who am I to argue. Make sure you get Plenty of Sashimi also (It’s no secret that Nightlife Princesses love sashimi). I usually get plenty of Hamachi, Hamo, Inada, Uni, Maguro, and Toro. It’s wise to double up on the Toro. Get some rolls and maybe some Soft-Shell Crab Handrolls too. Monk-Fish liver (don’t tell her what it is) and Orange Clam for style points. Have it delivered. (You really need to have a Sushi Joint that delivers Top-Notch Sushi in your bag of tricks. If you don’t have a place that will deliver you sushi, you really need to give your self a reality check and start stepping it up.) Make sure you Grease the Delivery driver, that way he won’t mind making deliveries outside his normal area or after hours and he will keep you laced with the best cuts of Fresh Fish.

Make sure you have plenty of booze as well. The last thing you want to do is have to leave the crib to have to get more Goose or Champagne Mid-Club at Home. If the girl wants Beans or Beeks, I suggest not holding her back. But the decision is up to you. I have done an extensive unofficial Case Study and I have found that there is an inverse relationship between intoxication and girls clothes disappearing (keep in mind, I am not fully convinced on the data thus far and this study may turn into my life’s work). But hey, be my guest if you want to re-invent the wheel. Just make sure that the delivery guy doesn’t “make himself at home”. Side note: make sure the girl/ girls don’t get any bright ideas of inviting any guys over. More girls good. More guys bad. It’s really as simple as that. Don’t rule out turning off the girl’s cell phone or spilling a full glass of Chateau Leoville Barton St-Julien 2003 on it to render it not functioning (Armand de Brignac works well also).

One of the best parts about the Club at home is you can DJ the gig. So many clubs these days spin such wack records. And the DJ’s don’t count beats. I am not a professional DJ, but I can operate the One’s and Two’s. But Word Life, I can serve 90% of the DJ’s out there today. Most of the DJ’s today don’t know their history and haven’t done their homework. Like Mike D once said, “A lot of people claim to be Funky, but they are not students of the Funk”. Personally, I have a PHD in the Funk.

Once you have the pieces in place, spark up a smoke, kick up your Gucci Loafers and enjoy the entertainment.

The Amsterdam Nap

I invented Amsterdam Naps in Amsterdam back in 1994. They have been an important part of my Arsenal ever since. This was back when Raves were King and Beans could be had for two bucks each if not free (I had mad damage connects in those days). This was also during the music wars between Amsterdam and Rotterdam to see who could make there music faster. Girls had mad pony tails and pigtails, like Pippi-Longstockings. I think its cause of this period of my life that I pigtail a lot of my girls today, Pippi-Longstocking them. After a successful title shot Runner that some of my local Dutch G friends (one of whom was Top-Ranked Psycho-Killer/ Playboy) took me on, I needed to recharge my batteries. I slept for like 72 hours straight. No joke. Very different from the Vampire Nap (which is like for 5 to 20 minutes) but no less functional. Today, any nap over 24 hours qualifies as an Amsterdam Nap. Make sure you use a Tempra-pedic pillow or Tempra-pedic bed and some high thread count Egyptian Cottons. Turn the alarm clock off. The Rest is Up to You……..

Side Note:

Right now one of the most interesting Beefs in Hip-Hop is going on Between Jay-Z and the Dip-Set. The craziest part is that it seems Jim Jones is winning the battle. Now he has dragged in Nas as well (By the way the Nas track “Hip Hop is Dead” is off the rails). He is obviously in very deep water, going against two of the best lyricists in the Game, (and I not sure Jim Jones even raps that well) but the lesson to be learned is sometimes you have to take shots at the Main Guns. Jay might end up burying Jim Jones, but you have to love the underdog that has the guts to make a move (Jay does have some very futuristic word play on his new album that very few can touch, “I heard muthafuckers sayin’ they made Hov…,
Made Hov say ‘OK, so, make another Hov’…”). “Mami always told me to aim for the stars/ and now I’m beefing and I’m aiming at stars/ I pack heat like it came with the car, you catch em in the streets I’m a lay him like a broad/ Told Juan tell your old ass to chill/ Better slow down before your old ass get killed.” –Jim Jones

Side Note II:

Thinking about Amsterdam reminded me of a little story. My friend lets call him “Laurens” who I mentioned above was a Local Amsterdam G who I met when Game recognized Game…player recognition. He was at the time making a move in the Bean Trade, but some older Guys, real hoods, killers even, were the Top Kiddies. Laurens, who was along with being a funny guy and could Spit the Gift, was a first rate Sociopath. His ambitiousness was not looked upon too favorably by the older more established firm and when I was rolling mobb deep (and I am not talking about Rolling Deep that fresh London Grime Group either) with him the situation was a sneeze away from a full-on warfare. But amazingly, as the war heated up, “Accidents” befell both of the Main Guns of the other Firm. One committed suicide (and I don’t mean Suits VS SuicideGirls) fell asleep in his garage with his car running, death by affixation/Carbon Monoxide Poisoning. The other fell down an open elevator shaft in The Red Light District. After that he was the Top Bean Flipper. Just goes to show when you aim for the Stars.

Side note III:

Back in March in The Smoking Gun I gave a free investment tip: “Go long oil, long gambling, and long cigarette smuggling.” Exxon (XOM)was trading around 59 dollars then last week it was 75. Wynn (WYNN) was around 64 dollars last week it was almost 95. Obviously Cigarette smuggling has been profitable. I hope you took my advice. And yes, I do except thank you cards.

Email of the week in regards to Impeccable Technique: Vegas Beyond Undefeated:

“I never stopped believing in the G, you motor boat riding son of a bitch. Since I am a full fledged G now, I can appreciate the work of another fellow G. The “Vegas Guy” has defeated me in the past, I cannot not lie, but not anymore. I am quick to throw bows and draw my Nickel Plated these days like any other G, but I don’t find it necessary since I shit roses, piss Cristal and can talk Rosie O’Donnell out of finishing the last piece of cheesecake. I enjoyed last weekend at the Wynn when I swooped on pumpkin head Derek Jeter’s bitch, he looked at me, I flashed my silver and said “stick to your little wooden stick skippy”, I proceeded to take her to my dungeon and treat her like a soccer ball at a grade school in Portugal. Fun times, true story. Besides slinging gold Bullion coins, closing small arms deals with cartels in Belize and successfully drilling in Texas infill sites I have been pretty much the Dapper Don of G’s. I was in a high end liquor store in Tuscany last night and a fine woman with Royalty in her beautiful veins winked at me and said it smelled like a fresh Cuban Cigar, end of story!!!”

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA Your Favorite Player’s Favorite Player
AKA Your Favorite G’s Favorite G
The Guide to Getting More Out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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The girls in this video remind me of my crib last Tuesday at 3am……

Suits VS SuicideGirls

”Another day another dollar it’s about gettin money
Then you can give me a holla, my nose runny
I’ve been out in the cold, hustlin for so long
my hands numb, but bet I feel that paper in my palm

It’s the H-A-V-O, C-dump-and-reload
Knock knock, answer that, I’m blastin through the peephole
Body charges, pay lawyers so we beat those
But get locked and I’m sluttin lady C.O.’s

Y’all like bitches – the chit-chatterin
Stay not likin a nigga but givin dap to him
Hav’ don’t change for no chick, and they adapt to him
Never get cool with you niggaz, I end up clappin ’em

But losin ain’t a option girl
My destination is top of the world, top of the world”

(Select verses by Havoc of Mobb Deep and the chorus from The G Manifesto Certified Classic “Win or Lose”….don’t sleep on the Prodigy verses either)

Insight in to the Suicide Girl:

You have seen her; very fly, sometimes close to beautiful, lots of tattoos, bangs, pigtails, multi-colored hair, piercings on more places than just the ears, horrible taste in music, sassy, nasty, flashy, sometimes far from classy, brazen, and brash etc. These girls can go by many different names and there are many different strains, for example: DeviantAngels, GothDolls, GodsGirls, FlyDolls, MayhemBeautys, LawlessDarlings, MayhemModels, TurmoilTreasures, RazorDolls, RevolutionHoneys, VampireMinxs, SubcultureHoneys, InsaneDames, MoonstruckSugars, DeliriousDreams, DerangedFlames, AlternaPets, and ToxicGoddesses. Many people think these girls are a new phenomenon, but are just the latest incarnation of the Modern free thinking female. You can trace the evolution back to the 90’s Raver/Grunge fusion Girl, to the 80’s Punk Rock Girl, to the 70’s Disco roller skate girl to the 60’s hippy girl to the 50’s Beat Girl and Bobby Sox girl to the 40’s and 30’s Pin-up girl all the way back to the 20’s Flapper Girl. There is something about Flapper Girl hair that gets me every time. I wouldn’t call The G VS Suicide Girls a Super Fight but I would call it an exciting match up worthy of your Pay Per View dough. These girls may seem to be a departure for the usual diet of The G, which consists of Rich daughters, Socialite Girls and Model Chicks. Its really all about diversifying your portfolio. The advantage of these SuicideGirls? They can be mad freaky and hot like a Bar-B-Que on a rendezvous. And in my book, that’s all the reason you need.

Tale of the Tape

The Match up between The G and the Suicide Girl might seem tricky for The G on paper. First of all, these girls listen to crappy Bands (I mean seriously, has there been a good band in the last 15 years besides The Roots, and The Ishlab/RussBoy?) The guys they hang out with (sleeve tattoos, terrible dressers, with terrible haircuts, are members of crappy bands, and generally are losers with horrible style) have nothing in common with The G (a well dressed, dashing, flash, Gentleman, CASH rich hoodlum, and International Playboy on the Rise). Suicides are very “counter-culture” and underground, and very anti-establishment. But then again, so is the G. In fact, The G is way more underground than the guys the SuicideGirl hangs out with will ever be. The G spends half his time in the Underworld and half in the Upperworld. The G is oftentimes the Liaison between the two worlds. But like they say, “Styles Make Fights”. SuicideGirls might think they like Loser guys, your job, as The G, is to prove they don’t (if only for a night). Here Goes.

Setting up the Fight

It doesn’t really matter if its; Canali VS Chaosgirls, Brioni VS Burningangels, Armani VS Anarchyangels, Prada VS PandemoniumBeauties, Etro VS EntanglementAngels, Dolce and Gabbana VS DebaucheryDolls, Burberry VS BerserkBabys, or Etro VS EcstasySirens. You need to set up the match up. The obvious way is to join one of those online communities, and try to swoop using Digital Game. This is a little too new-school for The G, and takes way too much time and effort (Although I’ll be honest, I have considered it). Plus, all that time in front of the computer screen is bad for your eyes. An easy way is to go to Suicide-friendly Bars (careful, you could find yourself Behind Enemy Lines), and After-hours and eclectic, artsy neighborhoods. I have done an unofficial study, and Western states have more Suicides than Eastern States. Seattle is extremely Suicide-friendly, and I am sure Portland is (although I have never been). California is Suicide Turf as well. Hair Salons are Suicide strongholds as are coffee shops (Personally I only go to Salons and coffee shops to swoop Suicides, I get my hair cut at Barbershops and drink Double-Espressos at Italian Trattorias and French Cafes, Bistros, and Brasseries).

Round One: The Approach

This is when you need to use effective aggressiveness. You need to step to Suicides well dressed; Valentino is known to work well (with Gucci loafers, Black Zegna shirt, Black and Grey Armani tie, and Brioni Pocket square, tie optional). Usually they will be taken off-guard that you are stepping to them. Introduce yourself, the good part is these girls usually won’t care if you have a Cigarette hanging from your mouth when you talk to them (for some reason Cigars don’t work as well, unless it’s a Romeo Y Julietta Churchill)

Round Two: Body Attack

This is where you have to establish some sort of Common Ground with the Suicide. Seems like it would be impossible. The best subjects to find something in common are ART, Tattoos (careful, this one is overdone), DJing, and Hip Hop. These girls are really young usually (18-26) and don’t know shit about Hip-Hop. They think Snoop Dog is “old-school”. They don’t know the first thing about DJ Kool Herc, Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five, The Treachous Three, The Funky Four Plus One, Grandwizard Theodore, Cold Crush Brothers, Afrika Bambaataa, Rock Steady Crew, Cool “Disco” Dan, Crazy Legs or CRASH. They also usually don’t know that Hip-Hop is made of four equal parts: MCing, DJing, B-Boying, and Graf Art. Educate them. For some reason they really like this stuff. Land clean effective punches. Also these girls are more often than not have a predilection for left-wing, Liberal Politics. The ones that are not are retarded. Keep the politics light as a rule of thumb with all girls, you don’t want all the blood to rush to a girls brain, its better to have that blood in other parts of her body.

Round Three: Defense

Usually when you are swooping on the Flyest Suicide Girl in the spot, the Guys they hang out with will try to neutralize you. Flashing CASH will usually put these Guys back on their heels. Or flashing a heater. (side note: Recently I was accused of “brandishing” a Glock 17 in a high-end Gentleman’s Club. To put rumors to rest, I don’t even know what “brandishing” means, and I own a Glock 19 not a Glock 17. Get it straight.) The good news is these guys are really not too tough, I mean, you have to make a bigger commitment to being tough than growing a Goatee and getting Sleeve tattoos. Lets face it, tattoos don’t hurt That much. Some of these guys play in bands, and grew up in the Suburbs, its not like they are veterans of Urban Ethnic Street Wars that where so popular in the late 70’s and 80’s like your humble author. If you have gone up against Serbian War Criminals (negotiation), or Aryan Nation fuckheads (12 gauge Shotty) like myself, you won’t really sweat these guys. Dismiss them. They actually give you a good excuse to take the SuicideGirl somewhere better.

Round Four: Pile up the Points

Take them to a cultural place. Many of these girls didn’t grow up in a family with strong old world roots. They don’t know the first thing about Haute Cuisine. A hot meal goes along way with these girls. And when I say “hot meal” I mean something that wasn’t heated in a microwave. Seafood and Suicides. Take her to a dope spot and maybe order something like Pan Roasted Monkfish; Confit Peppers and Fiery “Patatas Bravas” with a Verjus-Lemon Grass Emulsion and some Talbott Chardonnay Monterey (100 points Wine Spectator). Oysters work well on Suicides as well. Many of them have a problem with red meat. Don’t argue the issue. Just remember, no Seafood on a Monday. If the SuicideGirl is a vegan, you are screwed. You should have qualified her better at the Bar.

Round Five: Ring Generalship

Make it your fight. Impose your will. Like when a boxer is facing a faster opponent, he roughs up his opponent, fouls him, bullies him. Or if you’re facing a stronger opponent, stay outside; use your footwork, quickness. That’s Ring Generalship. Take the Suicide to a place you have on lockdown. Take her to your Turf. Your Base of Operations. Your Domain. Your Dojo.

Round Six: Close the show, KO

Now you need to decide weather or not you want to take the Suicide to her crib or yours. The downside of her crib is that her cat’s hair is going to get all over your Brioni Suit, and she probably has cheap booze. Upside: Play her and her Suicide friend like Betty and Wilma: make their Bedrock. Your Place: top shelf booze, but then she knows where you live. Like Dres of the Black Sheep said, “The Choice is Yours”. A hotel is a better option. No need to go Ritz Carlton. Something Boutique and artsy she will appreciate more. Have fun. The Rest is UP To You………………………………

Side Note: Close these girls quick. They don’t exactly age gracefully like say, Janet Jackson.

Side Note Two: Props to the G’s that pulled off the Laguna Hills Diamond Heist. The Headlines read “Laguna Hills Jewel Heist Was Smooth — but Videotaped”. (I can still remember my first headline like it was yesterday.) It was smooth as mantequilla, but the video could prove damaging down the road. Hopefully, they wore good disguises. That’s why Halloween is a good time for Heists. The other bad part of the heist was they had to go to Orange County to do it. Otherwise, a job well done.

Side Note Three: Be a positive influence to SuicideGirls. Often, they have had rough times. Try to inject some joy into their lives. I do.

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA Michael the Saint
The Guide to Getting More Out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

(Want to see something in The G Manifesto? Send suggestions to thegmanifesto@yahoo.com)

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