The G Manifesto

I Would Vote For Governor Mitt Romney If He Wasn’t a Mormon

Just playing.

I really don’t care if he believes he is going to The Planet Kolob while wearing magic underpants or whatever Religion he wants to believe in. Good for him.

But I do have a problem with a potential President of The United States that doesn’t drink booze, smoke or drink caffeine.

Think about it.

All the great Presidents of our country were either drinkers, smokers, drank coffee, smoked weed, or did all of the above.

Andrew Jackson, James Madison, Ulysses S. Grant (20 Cigars per day), Chester Arthur, Benjamin Harrison, William McKinley, William Howard Taft, Herbert Hoover, Calvin Coolidge, Andrew Jackson, Lyndon Baines Johnson, Dwight Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama etc etc etc were all heavy smokers.

Hell, even Richard Nixon who sucked smoked cigars.

John Adams, Franklin Pierce, Martin van Buren, James Buchanan, Ulysses S. Grant, Chester A. Arthur (mad Champagne), Grover Cleveland, William Howard Taft, Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy etc etc etc were all heavy boozers.

Hell, even George W. Bush, boozed. And he was the weeshest President ever.

Benjamin Franklin, Andrew Jackson, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, James Madison, James Monroe, Franklin Pierce, Zachary Taylor, George Washington etc etc etc all puffed heavy weed.

Teddy Roosevelt even drank tons of coffee as a boy.

Have you ever met a cool person in your life that didn’t drink or smoke? Of course not. They don’t exist.

Personally, I would like a President that has the ability to slug down a double espresso if he encounters a late night of decision making.

Or pour himself a strong drink to loosen up at the end of the day.

Or spark up a Chronic Jay to “trip” on some global situations.

But maybe that’s just me.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life

http://www.thegmanifesto.com

The Coup – Laugh, Love, Fuck

Why Do Republicans Hate This, But Like This?

Why Do Republicans Hate This?

But like this?

Seriously, I don’t get it?

Is there a piece of the puzzle I am missing?

Please explain.

Bill Maher Breaks it Down

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life

http://www.thegmanifesto.com

What You Should Never Put in Your Pockets of a Custom Suit

Recently, by popular demand, I broke down an excellent Data Sheet on What Goes In Each Pocket of a Custom Suit.

Well, here is what you should never put in your pockets of a Custom Suit:

Your hands.

In case you don’t know, that above, is a picture of Mitt Romney and what looks to be some suspect wimpster.

You should never put you hands in your pockets when you are in a Custom Suit (or get pleats for that matter). Unless of course, you are reaching for the mini-heater or a Bankroll to Grease someone.

While we are on the subject of Mitt Romney, check out him during the most recent debates:

Did you see Romney calling for the referee (Anderson Cooper in this case) for help, when things got heated with Rick Perry?

This guy was the snitch on the playground when you were a kid.

No heart.

Lord help us if Mitt “The Snitch” Romney is our next president.

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The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life

http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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