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Roosh V’s New Book: A Dead Bat in Paraguay

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Roosh V the author of Bang: More Lays In 60 Days (which I still haven’t read) just came out with a new book called “A Dead Bat in Paraguay” (which I just finished reading).

So how is it? It’s good. Real Good.

And believe me, I diss enough stuff, that you know I would say if it sucked.

I typically read ten books at once, so the fact that I finished it in a few days is testament to the quality of the narrative.

For those of you unfamiliar with Roosh, A Dead Bat in Paraguay is about his decision to quit his corporate job in Washington, DC and roll down to South America to check out every country down there. And of course, swoop girls in every country down there.

A Dead Bat in Paraguay is full of the trials, tribulations and mistakes of traveling on a budget and trying to swoop girls. Roosh takes quite a beating. But he is a likable character and you find yourself rooting for the guy throughout the story.

A couple of reasons to buy this book:

One, if you have traveled or if you are planning on traveling to South America, this is a must read.

Two, I like this book because it is written from the perspective of Game and trying to swoop girls. If you like to swoop girls, you will like it. If you don’t like girls then you won’t.

Three, the book actually had me laughing out loud a few times, which is rarely done by anyone outside of Danny King.

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AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
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Muhammad Ali visits Irish Roots

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Boxing legend Muhammad Ali made a sentimental journey Tuesday to discover his Irish roots, and met distant relatives during celebrations at the local town hall and a nearby castle.

Thousands lined the streets of Ennis, western Ireland, to cheer the motorcade carrying Ali as the three-time world heavyweight champion visited the home of his great-grandfather Abe Grady.

Fans adorned streets with red, white and blue USA bunting and flags, while shop windows competed to display the most impressive posters honoring Ali — including one tongue-in-cheek portrait of him appearing ready to knock out an unpopular Irish politician.

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Ali, who is 67 and battling Parkinson’s disease, offered a few playful jabs to cameras but made no public comments and steered clear of throngs of autograph-seekers, among them hundreds of kids whose schools closed early for the event. Police blocked off roads and kept crowds in line with railings.

Ali Rap

Grady settled in Kentucky in the 1860s and married a freed slave. One of their grandchildren, Odessa Lee Grady Clay, gave birth to Ali — then Cassius Clay — in 1942.

Genealogists pinpointed Ali’s Irish links in 2002, but Ali had never visited Ennis before.

His visit to Ennis Town Hall was broadcast live on big-screen televisions outside, where locals also took in a live concert by Irish traditional musicians, including best-selling accordionist Sharon Shannon.

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Ali’s wife, Yolanda, said her husband’s Irish blood might help explain his legendary ability to bludgeon his opponents with blarney as well as punches. She stayed close at Ali’s side throughout the public events, talking to him and steadying him as they walked arm in arm.

“When you look at Muhammad’s pugilistic skills and his loquacious ways, I am sure if his great-grandfather was alive, he would swear it came from him. If he were alive today I bet he would be in every pub talking about it too,” she said.

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Many people call Muhammad Ali the “first Rapper”.

My Irish Grandfather was always smooth with the poetry.

Good to know Hip-Hop has a little Irish in it.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
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AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Get Used To Me – Ali Rap Music Video featuring Chuck D

Abner Mares Future Boxing Star

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Ralph Gonzalez from http://www.thesweetscience.com, sent me this video of Abner Mares:

As Ralph says, “Mares is a talented and likeable youngster who’s got a real shot at being a star. He’ll be headlining this week on the Versus Television Network.”

He is 18-0 with 11 KO’s and a former Mexican Olympian.

One to watch.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier and Michael Jackson

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Last week was Cigarette week at The G Manifesto. This week is very quickly turning into Douchebag Week, with Ed Hardy Blacklisted by Vancouver Nightclubs and Tucker Max: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Trailer*.

Now it looks like, right before he died, Michael Jackson was about to come out with a wack clothing line with Christian Audigier.

Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

No wonder Michael Jackson kicked the bucket: he had to look at all those epileptic seizure inducing T-shirt designs. Probably gave him the blues so hard you would think that he was Crippin. That is, until he turned Cookie Monster Blue like the interior of my custom suits.

Drugs don’t kill people.

T-shirts with Glitter do.

Thanks to T over at The Rawness for the tip.

*I don’t necessarily think that Tucker Max is a “douchebag”. I mean to my limited knowledge, he doesn’t wear Ed Hardy. So he gets a pass.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

To end this on a good note an little SE SD banger:

Jayo Felony – Nitty Gritty

And a banging Latina:

Tucker Max: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Trailer

Tucker Max, who wrote a New York Times Best Seller is coming out with a movie.

Now, Tucker Max is not exactly my strain of Chronic, but to each his own.

I do have a lot of respect for the cat, he is a good writer, has the juice to make his own movie, and generally (from what I know, which is not a ton) plays by his own rules.

I also give him props for breaking down some of the barriers for male writers, and male subject matter in general.

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He is often accused of being a liar, a misogynist, sexist, homophobic, racist, and an asshole (the last one by his own account).

Personally, I don’t think the guy is a liar. His stories are completely believable, and in fact, maybe a little tame. People relate to his stories, (and why so many people buy his books) because they know someone like him, or knew someone like him.

I remember “him” from my college days: he was the dorky “regular guy” playing intramural flag football on campus when I was going down to my beach crib to pitch drugs and swoop girls. Or going down South to hidden beaches and uncrowded points.

There are some people that don’t believe what I write in The G Manifesto either. In my experience, these are people with extremely boring lives.

As Bruce Lee said:

“The doubters said…”Man cannot fly,”
The doer said…”Maybe, but we’ll try,”
And finally soared
In the morning glow
While non-believers …Watched from below.“

Sure he a misogynist, but I have been accused of the same thing. There is nothing I have read of his that would lead me to believe he is a homophobic or a racist in any way.

Anyways, here is his trailer for I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell:

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Looks pretty damn unfunny. Every joke in the trailer was an air ball.

And pretty boring.

A night at the Gentleman’s Club? Come on.

But, keep in mind, I am the type of G that goes to Gentleman’s Club’s three nights a week.

And who are these nonces doing the acting?

Can’t blame Tucker for the actors though. “Young Hollywood” is pretty much the biggest a bunch of nonces out there.

Either way, I truly hope his movie does well.

And my guess is, it will.

Crap movies do well these days.

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Be sure to check The G Manifesto’s Gentleman’s Club Resources:

Ten Tips For Picking Up Strippers
Strip Club Tip: Lobster Trapping
Top Ten Strip Club Mistakes
Advanced move for Picking up Exotic Dancers
The Gentleman’s Club Theorem AKA The Local Bar Theorem
Manifesto Destiny II: Innovative Gentleman’s Club Concepts
Manifesto Destiny: The Gentleman’s Club
Top Ten Strip Clubs in New York City

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Nas – Ether