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Phone Game Broken Down to The Organic Compound

Undisclosed Location, South America –

As we all know, Phone Game is just like the Prodigal Son and has returned. Now it’s stronger than ever.

Many people ask me how I bust out my Phone Game on fly girls that I have Number Crunched.

Here is Phone Game Broken Down:

1. Smile on The Phone. Girls can hear it.

2. Two Ears one Mouth – use them in that ratio

3. Speak in a Statement-Statement-Question format. Examples:

“Yeah, I travel a lot.” (Statement)

“In fact, I just got back from Bogotá, Colombia where I was doing some import-exports.” (Statement)

“What are your thoughts on meeting me tonight at that new sushi spot I got on lock down, shooting down some cold clear sake, some Toro slabs, some Kobe beef wrapped Uni (off menu of course), some Yebisu (ヱビス) and some Beeks?” (Question)

Or

“Yeah, I probably was the sharpest dressed cat where we met.” (Statement)

“I typically dress mad sharp.” (Statement)

“Why don’t you throw on a dress and some high heels and meet me down at my friends lounge at 10pm tonight?” (Question)

4. Stand up and Pace when you talk with fly girls. “Motion Creates Emotion”, is what the Old-School G’s used to say.

5. Smoke Cigarettes. It will spark your brain synapses and get that “gravelly” voice going that will give girls multiples just by the tone of your voice in the vocal booth.

6. When girls ask what you are doing, always say “Just kicking back outside having a glass of wine, you?” This one works even better during work hours. (Advanced tip: actually drink a glass of wine on the outers when you are speaking with fly girl.).

7. Make the call outdoors. Fresh air is always good.

8. When you are talking, look at your reflection in a mirror or window. Seeing the work your tailor did on your Custom Suit will keep you positive. Also, what can be better to lift your mood than looking at yourself?

9. Hit The Six Elements of Picking Up Girls: Sizzle, Control, Rapport, Trust, Urgency and Greed.

10. Use “take-aways”. (Advanced tip: use inverted, reverse, double “take-aways”. Sometimes just for style points).

11. Use “tie-downs”.

12. Close Hard and Set the meeting. And swoop.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life

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Phone Game is Dead

Bogotá, Colombia –

It seems that with the rise of Text Messaging, BBMing, Twittering, Facebooking and all that crap, all the “pseudo-players” out there have proclaimed Phone Game is Dead.

As you should know by now, over here at The G Manifesto, if we see everyone on one side of the Yacht, we move over to the other side of the Yacht. (Kind of similar to Jim Rogers trading philosophy). And we are here to say, Phone Game is not Dead.

In fact, Phone Game is more Alive than Ever.

However, I can’t front, when Text Messaging first entered The Game, and I got a hang of it, I kind of liked it. I would typically post up each night at my Base of Operations, Custom Suited Down of course, order a glass of Claret and send out a big Text Blaster to all the fly girls in my pipe. I would typically get a pretty good response rate and simply work off whatever leads it generated for the night. (This is one of many reasons, I have swooped girls almost every night I have rolled out over the last few years).

There came a time (I am guessing about 24 months ago or so), that Text Messaging became the preferred mode of contact for people. This hit old-school G’s like myself who are masters of Phone Game like a rapid fire Andre Berto combination.

Phone Game almost became extinct. Which was a real shame since I’m an intellectual and of Phone Game I am a professional and that’s no question, Yo.

At that point, I thought of trying to master Text Message Game, but then I came back to my senses and remembered how gay and weesh text messaging is.

So I then decided to flip the script on everyone once again and bring Phone Game back.

Here is the kicker: since every weak regular guy in America is busting Text Message Game (everyone on one side of the Yacht), using Phone Game is now more effective than ever.

Which is great because I can give girls muliples just by the tone of my voice in the vocal booth.

And all is right in the world again.

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Side Note I: I was actually kind of torn on writing this, after all, it is to my advantage to have guys continue tapping on their Iphones and texting like monkeys. However, I figure that the amount of cats that will actually take this advice is probably really small. Like five people. And probably, I already know all of them.

Side Note II: The above mostly applies to American Game. Some texting might make sense in some foreign countries, depending on the dynamic of that country. And just so you know, I remain extremely bearish on American Girls and American Nightlife. And I remain extremely bullish on International Girls and International Nightlife.

You should be too. The trade has really been paying off huge.

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life

http://www.thegmanifesto.com

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