No wonder Michael Jackson kicked the bucket: he had to look at all those epileptic seizure inducing T-shirt designs. Probably gave him the blues so hard you would think that he was Crippin. That is, until he turned Cookie Monster Blue like the interior of my custom suits.
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com
To end this on a good note an little SE SD banger:
Downtown bars are turning people away because they’re wearing brands of clothing that are being identified as gangster-wear.
Blacklisted brands include his favourite labels like Ed Hardy, Affliction and Xtreme Couture, he said. All of these use trendy motifs like tattoos, skulls and chains.
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com
CCTV images of the two men have been issued. The £40m haul is exceeded only by the £53m raid on a Securitas depot in Kent in 2006, a Met spokesman said.
Det Ch Insp Pam Mace from the Flying Squad said: “This was a well planned robbery with a number of vehicles used to help the robbers escape.
Reward offered in bid to catch London jewellery robbers
“These men are extremely dangerous and fired at least two shots in busy London streets as they made their getaway.
“Someone knows who these men are, they would undoubtedly have spoken about it beforehand or boasted about it afterwards.”
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com
When I stepped out into the bright sunlight, from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: swooping Cherry Valance and a smoking cigarettes on ride home…
Dallas Winston, the “tougher, colder, meaner” greaser in The Outsiders was a master of Cigarette Game. Especially from a young G’s perspective.
In the opening scenes of The Outsiders Movie, you can see him spit Game at Sherri “Cherry” Valance at the drive in movie theater.
Finally Hollywood gets something right. (These days Hollywood is knuckling under from pressure to have no cigarette smoking in movies. Which makes you wonder how they are ever going to make a movie about me with no smoking.)
He busts the Strike Anywhere Match Move and then let’s the lyrics and Game flow. Listen and learn:
Dallas Winston: Some cute redhead.
Dallas Winston: Are you a real redhead?
Dallas Winston: Are you real?
Dallas Winston: How can I find out
if this is your real red hair?
Dallas Winston: If this is the same red hair
that you have on…these eyebrows, too?
Johnny: Cut it out Dal.
Cherry Valance: Get your feet off my chair
and shut your trap!
Dallas Winston: Who’s gonna make me?
Johnny: I’m gonna get a Coke
Dallas Winston: Who, your boyfriend?
Pony Boy: Leave her alone, Dal
Other Chick: That’s the Greaser who just
got out of jail.
Dallas Winston: Sure, whatever you say, honey
Cherry Valance: Better leave us alone or
I’ll call the cops.
Dallas Winston: You got me scared to death.
What am I gonna do, Pony?
Dallas Winston: This girl is making me shake.
Cherry Valance: Why don’t you be nice and leave us alone?
Dallas Winston: I’m never nice.
Dallas Winston: Can I interest you in
a Coca-Cola or a 7-Up?
Cherry Valance: Get lost, hood!
Dallas Winston: I’m sorry.
Dallas Winston: I didn’t know…I didn’t know you had this problem
of yelling in my face.
A+ Game.
Excellent opening salvo, that to the untrained eye seemed like it didn’t work.
Until, start watching at 7:44 (or hell, you really should watch the whole thing):
The Outsiders part 2
Cherry Valance: I hope I never see Dallas Winston again.
If I do, I’ll probably fall in love with him.
And…Cherry is cooked.
This movie was from back in the days of my youth, when Hollywood actually had Alpha males in movies. Not like all this non-smoker, Forgetting Sarah Marshall sissy, beta crap these days, that is just not believable to your average ex-street hood.
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com
Reader Coby recently asked: “Mr. Mason, has your smoking habit ever caused you to not swoop a girl?”
Interesting timing.
A couple of months ago, a girl I walked out of a club to her car would not kiss me because I was smoking on the walk there.
First time it has really ever happened.
And recently at a charity event I attended, I sensed a couple of girls lost interest when I sparked up a jack.
Of course, it is impossible to track on how many girls it has turned off before speaking with them.
All in all, a very insignificant number.
And truth be told, smoking acted as a great qualifier with these girls as they really weren’t all that dope.
These isolated incidents simply pale in comparison to the huge amounts of girls I have swooped because they came up to me to get a light. Or a smoke.
The benefits of smoking and the amount of girls that open you far outweigh any negatives.
But I can sense a trend of these anti-smoking girls happening more in the future. Especially the younger set.
Adolf Hitler (the godfather of Anti-smoking campaigns) referred to this:
“When an opponent declares, ‘I will not come over to your side,’ I calmly say, ‘Your child belongs to us already… What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community.”
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com
