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Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

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Anyone who knows me, knows I have been waging a War against Ed Hardy Clothing and “Ed Hardy Guy” for years now.

If I was a rapper, my album cover would have me standing by my Cadillac, guard up, with a Ed Hardy shirt under the wheel a la Kool Moe Dee’s “How Ya Like Me Know”.

It looks like the pendulum is really starting to swing in my favor:

Fuck Ed Hardy by Dirt Nasty, Andy Milonakis, and Rich Hill

Not really a fan of this Dirt Nasty guy either, but as Mark “Chopper” Read always said, “The enemy of my enemy is my friend”.

I guess Christian Audiger’s crappy nightclub in the equally crappy Treasure Island is folding too.

Like the “Striped Shirt Guy” before him, I won’t stop until the maggots are feasting on “Ed Hardy Guy’s” and “Christian Audiger Guy’s” over tanned flesh.

Now you tell me who won,
I see them, they run

– Pac

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fuck Ed Hardy,
fuck Christian Audiger,
fuck Christian Audiger Clothing as a staff, a clothing company, and as a mother f**kin crew.
And if you want to be down with Christian Audiger Clothing,
Then fuck you too.

– Interpolation of Tupac – Hit em up.

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Once this War is over, I promise, I will start working on Universal Healthcare.

But, first things first.

And Oh yeah, fuck Affliction too.

The Rest is Up to You…

Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Tupac – Hit Em Up(Uncensored)

To End this on a good note:

Tanning Beds as Harmful as Cigarettes

Sunbeds pose a similar cancer risk as cigarettes and asbestos, according to an international cancer research agency.

“tanning machines should be moved to “the highest cancer risk category” and be labeled as “carcinogenic to humans”.

Source

So this means we can now ban people from bars and restaurants with fake tans, right?

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Bodegas Muga – Prado Enea Gran Reserva 2000

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Killah Priest (Feat. C-Rayz Walz, & Warcloud) – Planet In Peril

Summertime Anthem 2009: Dead Prez Summertime

Pop open a bottle of Bodegas Muga – Prado Enea Gran Reserva 2000, meal some Iberico Duo – Sliced Jamon Iberico + Jamon Iberico de Bellota, swoop a fly girl and put on some Dead Prez. Or Teddy Pendergrass.

Dead Prez Summertime music video directed by Tao Ruspoli

Thanks to Chris R.

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AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

Teddy Pendergrass Come On Over To My Place

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Another Manhattan summer is upon us. But I don’t dip for the Hamps.
There’s something about the concrete jungle that keeps me comfortable.

Red ribbon players give off a doubtful vibe. No worries. I know the competition is tapioca.

Been a busy summer at the High Line, thus far. I’m posted, naturally. Swagger drippin. Gettin that brie. Curb servin like American History X. Carryin the 8 like Jon and Kate. Sockless. Purple Label because Ralph’s a friend. Rubber band money clip keepin me grounded. My equity givin haters heartburn. And no, these aren’t Tums I’m bundlin. Brushing up on RICO precedent. The pre-paid cell keep the Feds panties in a bunch. Startac. I’m so retro. Shielding risk like a fideicomiso. Look it up. My LLC’s LLC’s got LLCs. They’ll send your lawyer back to undergrad. His public school undergrad.
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Ahhh…NYC summers. Humiliating wannabes who “heard Shake Shack burgers are sweet”, and “have boys who can get us into TenJune”. Meanwhile, I “have boys who know your PIN number”, and I “break bread with U.N. security personnel”. Twisting up lavender fauna on the hour. Puffin those Barney farts. I maneuver best when I’m over levered. Like Linens N’ Things. Summertime, so I keep things in the linen. Pulling fire alarms at Soho House. Bending flat brims on hipsters’ 90’s Starter caps. Bet they can’t name one Charlotte Hornet. Morimoto is a hack. Lunching down the block at Son Cubano with a third-stringer
that’ll make your Dad leave your Mom. And then tell her “keep the kids”.

Enjoy the sharehouse, Neil. I’m at the Core Club. Ask for me.

Fly,

King Jaffe

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Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA GFK, Jr.
AKA The Sly, Slick and the Wicked
AKA The Voodoo Child
The Guide to Getting More out of Life
http://www.thegmanifesto.com

AZ never change